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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:47 pm
Musician sex jokes! We all know you want to say them, so spit them out here!
I play sax and I LOVE to hear ones, especially so I can use them on my boyfriend who also plays sax haha! whee
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:00 pm
blow my horn babyyy
heart clarinet-its a long penus-marching band lolz good times...good times
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:37 pm
a trombone can do it in seven positions
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:04 pm
Percussion: We don't blow, we bang.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:35 pm
For sax:
practice safe sax
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:47 am
"I remember this one time at band camp..."
complete the quote yourself. domokun
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:18 pm
Drummers are known for having fast hands
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:37 pm
god we cant go a jazz band class without aleast 1sex related joke
brass: We know how to blow
Woodwinds: well they do have Wood in there mouth
the list goes on
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:54 pm
• • •
I'm a guy and I play Piccolo.
=]
I think that speaks for itself...
I'm straight though...
• • •
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:46 pm
I love the trombone one. X3
Our entire brass section is christian, so anytime a sex joke is made they either can't stop laughing (This is if a christian makes the joke) or give you a bad look and say that's stupid (This is if a non-christian makes the joke).
But my personal favorite is...
"We know how to use these lips and tongue." X3
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:59 am
Band members are dirty...
they blow brass and suck wood all day. They're always talking about how good they are with their fingering. And some can double, or even triple tongue, and don't get me started on flutter tongueing. Not to mention, all this talk about sax practice and trom-boners. And they say, the people with the biggest "instruments" come out of their closet every day, with their horn polished....perverts.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:58 pm
I read this one somewhere
A girl in the band gets set up on a few blind dates with fellow bandmates. First she goes on a date with a trumpet player. When she gets back, her friend asks how it goes. She replies "Well his lips were really tight, so the kissing wasn't that greaat. I dont think i like him to much" Then she gets set up with a tuba player. When she returns, the friend asks how it went. She replies "His mouth was very wide open and totally slobbery. I dont think I like him" So she goes on a final date with a French horn player. When she returns, once again, the friend asks how it went. SHe replied "well the kissing was ok, but i really loved the way he held me"
XD LOL
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:13 pm
 Our band has:
1.] Skydiving = sex
2.] Socializing (especially with animal crackers) = sex.
xD
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:10 pm
clarinets: if you don;t like the taste of wood you shouldn;t blow
i don;t suck i blow
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:27 pm
hah..Well...I'm first chair trombone, the other 3 in my band suck...So...I say on a regular basis..
"" Im first trombone because I have mad tonging skills...These other boners cant even blow with the finesse(sp?) I have... ""
and laughter ensues.. =P even if it is lame
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