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"Hey, We`rika. It's be-- Hehe sorry, sorry"

The Huichol glared daggers at the bouncer checking IDs, apparently he didn't need to get out his license anymore! As if he needed everyone to know he came to this club regularly enough for the staff to know him by name because he had no one else to go home to. a*****e. Well... that wasn't true, he had Sevilin, but that wasn't what he meant.

He moved inside into the blacklights of the the Flaming Lotus, his bleached hair glowing like a beacon. Which wasn't a bad thing since it made the women flock to him. ********' A! He grabbed a pitcher of beer and made his way to a table at pervert's row right beside the stage. He was hoping Chastity and Cupcake were working tonight. He inched his seat back to give some pretty thing more room to shake it on some happy customer. There was quite a few of them and, s**t, half of them looked too young to be in here. Of course... they were Asian and those bugger seemed notorious for that.

"Hey, We`rika ya haven't been here in awhile! You need a dance?"

We`rika rolled his eyes and looked behind him. It was Amber. One of the like five that worked here. "Tsh, no, I gotta save my small cash wad for th'bes'..." That granted him a nice '******** you' and she went about her way.

We`rika felt something warm and soft fall on his head as bright red nails raked through his hair. Mmm boobies. Hopefully for free, these women were shrewd about selling things you never knew you had asked for.

"You are worse than a woman..." The girl thought she was just so clever and giggled to herself.

"Well! Black hair gets borin'! I like ta change i' up..."

"Well I guess it suits you. So what's up? I'm surprised you don't have a girl on each leg..."

"Yeah well...... I have... new expenses..."

"Aww, honey, you didn't start usin' again--"

"No, wha' ********! Gah, I jes! .... I have a kid now..." And the squealing began.

"Oh my ******** God, We`rika is a daddy! What poor girl did you knock up?"

"He's adopted! As if I need ta be floatin' my seed around..." We`rika shivered at the thought of another lil We`rika running around.

"N'aww how cute! What's his name?"

"... Sev'lin-- Anyways! Liiil bi' creepy talkin' abou' my kid with yer tits on my head..."

"Tsh, guys tell me all the time I remind them of their little girl..."

"Gross!" Whining, We`rika got up and turned past her. "I gotta piss, ya can finish my pitcher..." After adjusting himself, the Huichol made his way through the maze of perverts and bosoms to the restrooms.

We`rika snapped around at the movement beside him, his brown eyes wide and slightly disturbed by a man coming to him instead of the tittiful strippers. Maybe it was the hair. He was one of the Asians that was sitting by him. He better not be under age, that'd be a damn shame.

"... Yer with th'Lab?" He was a bit skeptical at first, but his eyes grew even bigger at a new conspiracy. " Yer no' like spyin' on me or nothin'? I never signed anythin' tha' said I couln' go ta a strip club! Sev'lin's fine!"

"Naw, they dun. If they did, Sev'lin woulda been rehomed a long a** time ago, haha!" We`rika followed the lit embers of the cigarette as the man smudged them out, fingers twitching for a huff. His brown eyes snapped back to the Asian, brows furrowed in unnecessary envy. "You know Natsuki?" We`rika tried not to fidget as fought off the pee dance.

"Cousin?" The Huichol's long ears perked up in joy. But even still! People ******** their cousins! He knew all too well; okay, technicallyhe hadn't known the guy was his cousin prior but... it probably wouldn't have stopped him even with the knowledge.

God, he needed to pee. "Okay... well... I gotta piss, so unless you'd like ta watch I'lla be right back. Save our spo' by th'stage! Chastity is comin' on soon!" Hopping from one foot to the other, We`rika shot off into the gentleman's restrooms.

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"Ahh, alrigh'...!" Rubbing his hands together lecherouslly, he looked for the little Asian. Well, he was actually only like an inch shorter than him, but still! Still shorter! "Hey! Ehh..." s**t was was his name? "Shoelace! Can I bum a smoke off ya?"

"... I kinda like Shoelace, personally," Though We`rika kept his opinion on the down low in the roar of the horny crowd. He took the cigarette with a greedy hand and lit it up. "If ya like ta ride somethin' a lil more exotic I'lla repay ya..." His voice stayed casual as if they were simply talking about the weather instead of offering the man illegal drugs. Well illegal for Shu. Though for We`rika it was as normal as any cloud formations.

"Dude, tell me abou' i'!" We`rika snorted. "She's qui'e th'uhhh veteran le' me tell ya..." And speak of the devil! The DJ for the night announced her arrival on the main stage as a new song started. She strutted her way out and was all over that pole like fur on a weasel. "If ya ge' a lapdance from her, dun fall for her 'Is mah firs' time doing this!'" We`rika's voice rose an octave at his portrayal of a buxom beauty, girly laugh included. "So! Which Raevan did ya say ya uhmm watched? I dun remember hearin' abou' ya from Slutmuffin, thought I haven' seen her in awhile really..."

We`rika took another drag of the cigarette and shrugged cooly. "Well, more for me then..." Grabbing a few singles from his wallet, he waved the paper above his head and Chastity dutifully got on her knees and crawled over to him like the fox she was. The Huichol smiled shallowly and the voluptuous stripper turned to bare the swell of her a**, prompting the two viewers to pay up. We`rika placed the singles in her hot pink G-string nd gave it a nice snap back in place just to piss her off.

"Uhh because she soo wants i' and is a big cocktease!!" The shaman's voice grew heated at the thought. Gah! Oh she wanted it! Lead We`rika on and then would turn all maternal and god dammit he would not allow it anymore! No more! Looking back at Shoe, he snapped his mouth shut and pulled on his hair self-consciously. "... I dun think I'vea me' Luka. No' thas a big deal since my Sev'lin hasn' me' many really... Well none tha' aren' assholes!" They apparently flocked to his Fei's good nature naivety: Rivener, Roux, Eiry!! Those bastards!