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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:50 pm

do any of you guys have them?
i wanna hear stories

i have one sweatdrop
i swear to god, the reason was that I ACCIDENTALLY stole a laptop
i'm not kidding about the accidental part
last year, i was in a program at school, where everyone had laptops
when i left the school, i left my laptop in my locker, but i forgot that
so, being the brilliant person i am, i picked up my friend's laptop and brought it home
and he called the freaking police! i was so mad at him

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:03 pm

Some girl is accusing me
Of hitting her
I was with friends/teacher
When they said it happened
So I'm covered
But I got arrested still
And I have to go through trials
And crap

Makes me mad D:<

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Seranin

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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:49 pm

Nope, I'm a goody-goody @_@;

My brother has done alot of s**t though XD He's been on probation since he was like 14 or 15 xO he's gonna be 25 this year >>;

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:10 am

Almost. Lmao.
In 8th grade [yay for being immature!], I was "friends" with the school slut, Melissa Maylin [or however you spell her name, I dunno.] Anyway! She was going out with a guy named John, and I really liked him and he really liked me. He just started dating her because one of Melissa's friends was like, "Hey. Date Melissa instead of Sophia!" so he did, and he broke up with her the same day [they started going out in the morning at school, then broke up with her by lunch]. The reason being: she carved his initials into her hand ["J.C."] and put ink on it so now she has that tattooed on the bottom of her hand. Well, the next day, John asked me out, and we dated for about two months. Melissa got jealous, and accused me of stealing him. I told you this story to tell you how I almost got a criminal record. She wrote a note, telling me she was going to "put me in the grave" and my mum found it. My mum called the school, and we had to go to the councilor and talk it over. Melissa was going to have a "gang" of fat skanks jump me [no joke. They'd glare at me in the hall]. My math teacher [who was ******** awesome] knew about all the drama, so he'd stay close by to me [all my classes were in the same general area] to protect me 'cause I was one of his favourite students. So I almost had to get a restraining order against Melissa but I didn't. She never jumped me. She was too afraid. I'm like, stronger than your average 5' 1", 96 lbs. girl. Lmao. :] So she was like, "Eeeek!"

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BubbleBerry Tea

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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:00 am

Tell me where our time went,
And if it was time well spent...

Note: There will be some (pronounced: a lot of) obscenity and mean-Valerie-ness in this post. Penguins with weak constitutions may want to stop reading now.

Haha, no. XD Closest I've gotten to having a criminal record waaas when that guy broke into my house. 'Cause that ********' ******** couldn't buy his OWN GODDAMN PS2 and decided he needed to ********' STEAL ONE. THE COCKFACED b***h. >_< ******** punched me in the head, gave me a mild concussion... S'okay though, because now he's spending time with his new friend Bubba and probably getting the ******** beat out of him. <3 (Even hardcore criminals have kids, you know, and they don't take kindly to people who hit sixteen-year-old girls.) The ********, bad language is gone now. XD We still haven't gotten my PS2 back, though... I mean, he didn't get it. I confronted him, so he didn't get it, then the police took it for evidence and they still have it. I could'a been killed I guess, sure, but I have principles, and my principle in this case is DON'T STEAL PEOPLE'S s**t, YOU ASSCOCK.

...Cussing's seriously over now, sorry. XD

Oh, and P.S.
If some of you are wondering how I manage to play FF games with my PS2 gone, it's because Mom bought me another one until they release mine. XD

But yeah. Mmm... Anything ellllse...

Nah, I think I'm pretty much to the straight-and-narrow. Well, except I'm amazed I haven't been put in a nuthouse yet. XD In eighth grade, I climbed out a third-story window. The ledge was HUGE, so there was no way I'd fall off. I just went out there because I saw some stuff on the ledge and wanted to know what it was. (A pokemon lunchbox and a tennis ball.) Yeaaah, they made me talk to the school counselor for a bit after that... sweatdrop He made me talk to a puppet, so people thought I was even crazier for speaking with a little doggy named "Buster." stare

Mmm, I guess that's all of the interesting stories I can think of at the moment.

Just don't let me fall asleep,
Feeling empty again...

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:20 pm

He destroyed my life...

I have a record with customs...
I have been importing illegal wapons. ninja
But it's not fair!
All the best weapons are illegal here!
Plus whoever our president is now is making them illegal! gonk scream

It wasn't like guns or anything, just swords and knives.
I'm that type'a gal. razz

Criminal records.. Um.. I probably have one, but that would only be for getting in fights a girl should never be a part of. xd
Now I will destroy him.