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 Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:00 am
Ok, so I got these new books, and they're called DarkSide Zodiac and DarkSide Zodiac in Love. They are SO funny, and they basically explain every sign at their worst!
Mine says:
Capricorn w/Capricorn rising: Your public persona is a dull sourpuss trudging along just slightly behind the times. This is to distract the rest of us from your plans to force the world to balance its books.
Capricorn w/Scorpio moon: Ebeneezer Stalin.
Capricorn w/Aquarius Venus: Get your people to call your beloved's people to find a time slot that fits your separate agendas. Schedule a two-minute lust window. Fulfill obligations while checking the Dow Jones averages via your hands-free cell phone.
I don't know, I thought it was funny... XD
What are you guys like on your bad days?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:53 pm
That's hilarious. Do mine. :3
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:46 pm
My friends have said I had a ebeneezer/stalin vibe about me.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:56 pm
TheLyelac1 My friends have said I had a ebeneezer/stalin vibe about me. My boyfriend laughed so fricken hard when he read that about me... I glared at him, and he said, "don't hit me, please?" XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:04 pm
Lady Lachesis That's hilarious. Do mine. :3 Libra w/Leo ascending: Princess Charming? Or Queen Midas? Libra w/Gemini moon: You appear frivolous and superficial, but just below the surface lies a creature of hidden shallows. Libra w/Scorpio Venus: Permanently hot and lecherous, you are always up for dirtying the satin sheets in glossy hotels, preferably with someone illicit and unsuitable, because after sex you have a long, indulgent soak in muddy emotional waters. Libra w/Aquarius Mars: You want to do your bit, so sign up as Vogue's war correspondent (conflict is SO now!), filing dispassionate dispatches on strategy, tactics, morale, and combat chic.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:51 pm
There's no destiny when everyones your enemy, Mine please? Take your jealous heart and cast it into stone.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:36 am
Aldrine There's no destiny when everyones your enemy, Mine please? Take your jealous heart and cast it into stone. Aries w/Gemini rising: Cheat, lie, and con your way to the front; if that fails, bring on the heavy artillery. Aries w/Libra moon: You know that diplomacy is war continued by other means; your weapon of choice is the charm offensive. Aries w/Pisces Venus: You are not above faking a war wound, or a dueling scar (so romantic!) or three to incite pity and admiration in the heart of your love object. You know there's nothing more alluring than a wounded heroine, even though you aren't one. Aries w/Gemini Mars: Your favorite war game is "let's you and him fight," while you clean up as an international arms dealer. Taureans and Capricorns fall for it every time!
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:48 am
Leo w/Gemini rising: Rebel, rebel! Just as long as you are in charge when the dust settles. Leo w/Capricorn moon: Not a merry monarch; you hide the keys to the treasury from yourself. Leo w/Virgo Venus: You are the Virgin Queen. No one is good enough for you; the reckless (usually Sagittarians) who become your short-lived favorites die by a thousand cuts of your hypocritical tongue. Leo w/Virgo Mars: Even if everything is right in your own kingdom, you can always find some slight laxity of protocol in another that demands military intervention.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:30 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:42 pm
I just need to know your ascending, moon, Venus, and Mars =) I searched the forum and couldn't find them
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:19 pm
Do mine please whee ?
Sun: Aries
Asc: Taurus
Moon: Cancer
Venus and Mars: Aquarius
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:17 am
I have to know mine blaugh
Sun: Saggitarius
Asc: Aquarius
Moon: Leo
Venus: Capricorn
Mars: Scorpio
This should be good! heart
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:40 am
eroshiyda TheLyelac1 My friends have said I had a ebeneezer/stalin vibe about me. My boyfriend laughed so fricken hard when he read that about me... I glared at him, and he said, "don't hit me, please?" XD
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:52 am
Raisetsu Do mine please whee ? Sun: Aries Asc: Taurus Moon: Cancer Venus and Mars: Aquarius Aries w/Taurus rising: It's all calm, bovine tranquility until you catch sight of a red rag. Aries w/Cancer moon: Pistol-packin' mama; you like to bake a lovely apple pie for your enemies after you've knocked their teeth out. Aries w/Aquarius Venus: You may be gung-ho to storm love's citadel, but you know better than to charge at it with all flags waving. You have cunning plans involving decoys, disinformation, and playing dead. Aries w/Aquarius Mars: You're never swept away by patriotic fervor, but you might be found developing a ghastly new secret weapon - just for the intellectual challenge.
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