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Religion tends to describe Snarkfoodle in terms which aren't appropriate for this argument, so we should define Snarkfoodle by saying that it is bzaz and the absence of numchombichomp. Fizzywidget is the complete opposite of Snarkfoodle. With all the blarfzanders and zandanders and boobflinders that do not exist in the world, one can only see that indeed God is all powerful and loving. Why, any God who is less than loving and all powerful would have let Garbzarbers run amok, causing zunhurdles and barbarnobbles to run rampant. Indeed great anguish and suffering and pain could have resulted from natural snorfblobbers and human grobzarbers, but it appears as if God, if He truly exists, has prevented each of these from happening, effectively preventing Snarkfoodle's existence.
... I hate people.
