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Zaxus Lanterus Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:08 am
It's exactly what it says...
I like to laugh at pick-up lines. They are so ridiculous and I honestly can't believe anybody would ever think they would work.
And yes... a lot of them I find offensive as well... but still... they must be looked at humorously.
I'll start with a few of my favorites... as well as some common ones.
* Those clothes look good on you... But they'd look better on my floor.
* Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. (I always lol at this one...)
* What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
* Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
* So what haven't you been told tonight?
* What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
* Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
* If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
* This isn't a beer belly--it's the gas tank for a love machine!
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
* Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. (That one's actually not that bad...)
* Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
* Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex? (HA!)
* Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
* Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:35 am
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
These pickup lines scream nerd... very, very loudly...
*Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3. (AHAHAHAAA!)
*Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
*You -will- go home with me tonight. (Wave hand)
*Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting? (LOL!... also stare )
* I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
* Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? (... that's actually kind of good...)
* If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
* Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
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Zaxus Lanterus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:01 am
heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...
O_o
You're right, the rose one isn't that bad.
... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:00 pm
My mind is spinning at how bad some of those are. rolleyes
If any guy came up to me and said one of those, I would have either got up and left or slapped the guy silly.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:43 pm
Bah! You want a nerdy pick-up line?
If you were a 39th-level Magic User, with the ability morph, engaged in one-on-one combat with Alfracadar, King of the Orcs, I wouldn't suggest rolling to change to a more fearsome shape – but rather dazzling him with your natural beauty, which is plentiful.
(Repost from /tg/, which was in turn a repost)
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:31 pm
Alphagirl Bah! You want a nerdy pick-up line? If you were a 39th-level Magic User, with the ability morph, engaged in one-on-one combat with Alfracadar, King of the Orcs, I wouldn't suggest rolling to change to a more fearsome shape – but rather dazzling him with your natural beauty, which is plentiful. (Repost from /tg/, which was in turn a repost) *GASP* A *channer? In my Watumelon Gang? It's more likely than you think.
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Zaxus Lanterus Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:55 pm
ChainsawDooM Alphagirl Bah! You want a nerdy pick-up line? If you were a 39th-level Magic User, with the ability morph, engaged in one-on-one combat with Alfracadar, King of the Orcs, I wouldn't suggest rolling to change to a more fearsome shape – but rather dazzling him with your natural beauty, which is plentiful. (Repost from /tg/, which was in turn a repost) *GASP* A *channer? In my Watumelon Gang? It's more likely than you think. Takes one to know one wink
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:30 pm
¯\(°_o)/¯
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¯\(ºдಠ)/¯
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Zaxus Lanterus Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:27 am
Haha. Totally awesome dialogue. Now that's entertainment folks. Too bad it ended up in the Graveyard.
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