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 Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:20 pm
Tokyo,Japan.
Its the last remaining city that is still standing.The last of the humans all live here and the city is run by none other than ACROSS.But their are rebel fractions trying to take down ACROSS.In future Tokyo most buildings arre 1,000 skyscrapers.Use a charater from any anime or video game or you own org. chara.(Of course we need a Ilpalazzo)
So lets Try to make this as disturbing as possable!
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:55 pm
Krad: Hello, and welcome to ACROSS. You are member #3 984 937 273 401... in this district xD. What is your given name?
Wan: My name? Wan.
Krad: Well, hello Wan, and welcome... from now on to make things easy on me, you'll be known as member #3 984 937 273 401. That's easier cause it's written in front of me ^_^
Wan: Well... you could just write my name down...
Krad: No good, the moment I do that, everyon'es wondering why they can't be whatever theirs names are instead of member #whatever. I'm not good with names, ok?
(picks up a bundle of papers and other stuff)
Krad: This is your standard gear and forms to fill out... kinda like the army, but more hilarious. Also we ask questions much more personal than the army ever would... mostly for our personal enjoyment. biggrin
Krad: If you have any questions, ask me if I give a damn. (laughs) Just kidding... ask Agito, he can take care of that for now. xD Now get out of my sight, I have pressing engagements.
Wan: Ye... yes sir.
(Krad watches as he leaves and then turns the tv back on)
Krad: Ah, Yomiko, haven't let me down yet...
(starts eating chips)
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:55 pm
*Hisoka crashes into the room; sporting pigtails, black thick framed glasses, white buttonup shirt, and black vest and slacks*
HEYA SEMIBOSS MAN!! Sorry I'm late again! Got caught up somewhere else *giggles to self* Totally forgot the long number name thingy you gave me not too long ago *mumbles* stupid long name... so... ah forget it! It doesn't matter anyway! What am I supposeded to be doin' today? *blinks* 'eya, is bigboss man here today?
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:45 pm
(sighs)
Krad: Fine, I'll call you Hisoka from now on... you're here enough anyway. But when other people are around I still have to call you member #0 000 000 068. Or so... In any case, yes, I believe his excellency is around here somewhere, but given how this building is roughly the size of Manhattan Island, and 20 000x as high, there may be some problems finding him.
(stands up)
Or I could just call his office. xD
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:03 am
Krad99 (sighs) Krad: Fine, I'll call you Hisoka from now on... you're here enough anyway. But when other people are around I still have to call you member #0 000 000 068. Or so... In any case, yes, I believe his excellency is around here somewhere, but given how this building is roughly the size of Manhattan Island, and 20 000x as high, there may be some problems finding him. (stands up) Or I could just call his office. xD I'm in the basement. Take the supersonic elevator down to reach me. My phone is busy- I'm playing dating Sims. Ahem. I mean I'm working hard to take over the world!
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:27 pm
Nattie: [looks dreamily up at the sky in an overcrowded street and sighs, thus, the beginning of her intro.]
'here' and when I mean by 'here' I mean this entire planet.>
Middle-Aged Boy: "What are you looking at?"
Nattie: "My home."
Middle School-Aged Boy: "You live in the sky? What kind of estoric, Shinji Ikari-esque sh*t is that? What's next? You're one of the last of your kind and you want to see if you can find the rest of your species? Puh-leese, Last Unicorn beat ya' to it!"
Nattie: "Well, I- I never watched the Last Unicorn in a long while and I disliked Neon Genesis. Congratulations? What kind of ending is that?"
[Continues to have a brief conversation about pop culture with Elementary School-Aged Boy until realizing she'd be late for class]
Nattie: "Well, look at the time, here I am, talking to you about who'd win in a fist fight between Utada and Hamasaki and I'm already late for school, chao! And personally, I think Amuro would step in and kick both of their asses!" [runs off in the other direction]
Middle School-Aged Boy: "See'ya! And don't forget my number, if my dad answers the phone say you need to speak to Naota!"
Mrs. Ohno-Lennon- "Oi, Na-san. You are late. Do you have an excuse as to why you have interrupted this class on its discussion about the Great Recruiting by ACROSS to pick only this school's brightest and bestest students?"
Nattie: [bows] "I am sorry Mrs. BrokeUpTheBeatles, I apologize for my tardiness, I should be punished."
Mrs. Ohno-Lennon- "Christ, whatever, just sit there. I don't feel like dealing with you right now."
Nattie: "Oh, I am of great gratitude. I love you long time." [quickly goes to her seat]
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:16 am
 #1 777 077 007 011- Keetz: "allright krad, who's been in my air duct?"
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:27 am
BWAHAHAHA!!! Those are fantastic posts!!!! ROFL
Mrs. Broke-up-the-Beatles?
And that picture?
gasping for air!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:44 pm
Zain stands at the top of some random building and looks down at all the pityful creatures who inhabit this city.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:17 pm
Vincent, the Immortal Vampire, wanderd the Earth for more than a 1000 years. Out of sheer boredom, decides to stand on top of a skyscraper.
Vincent: Heheheh... Stupid humans. Look at those masses, they just crawl around like ants. (Oh wait those are ants)
*sighs* I'm starting to get bored with life. Toying around with human life isn't as fun as it used to be
Random guy: Who's the idiot on top of the of the skyscraper?
Random girl: You know what they say, "idiots like high places"
Vincent: (forms dagger out of blood, throws it down)
Random guy: OW MY FOOT!!!
Vincent: *sighs* even torturing the innocent is starting to get boring (odd it was suppose to hit his head). I don't even have any cash anymore to spend on anything fun (traveling without is also a B!*ch).
(Spots a building that says Ilpalazzo, smirks). Well, He's the rular here maybe he can provide me with something fun to do ().
Later at Across HQ
Vincent: Man, security is lax. I think I saw a dog with a police hat. What will they have next, a trap door? (enters Lord Ilpalazzo's throne room). Helloooo? Anyone there?.
(once again I've never done this before, so I hope I'm doing this right)
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:01 pm
OH!!! Hey bigboss man!!! Can I borrow some more of your shmexy dating sims games? PLEASE!! I promise I won't break them like last time!! I didn't mean to pause it so many times...*thinks and drools* *talks to self* how shmexy can a game get ^///^
CRAP! I'm supposed to be working, aren't I?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:37 am
Keetz- "Damn it Hisoka! Did you leave 'Twinky' wrappers in my air duct
again? Your ruining my dramatic enterances!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:47 am
Oh...about that...heh heh heh... can't enjoy good shmutt without a twinkie wink *giggles to self* Anywho, it looks like a friggen trash can. How am I supposed to know?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:51 am
Keetz- "If it happens again I'm putting a parental blocker on your internet.
You don't know how hard it is to make a bad a** enterance when there is
a effin' "Twinky" wrapper stuck to you forehead!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:57 am
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