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 Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:59 pm
If I hear another chuck norris/ jack bauer comment I will implode!
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:05 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:34 am
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:41 am
It's not just in The Barrens anymore.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:07 am
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:27 am
If no one would say anything about the comments, people would stop putting them in. But they love the reactions and keep going.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:31 am
God assigned man the title of naming ever animal.
Chuck Norris assiged God to naming Man.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:45 pm
Chuck Norris's Sperm once leaked into a Truck while he was having sex with 300 women at once.
Megatron was Born.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:42 pm
lol the whole reason people do it is BECAUSE people get annoyed by it blaugh
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:24 pm
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:50 pm
there is NO theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:45 pm
They say Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, but another first under his beard.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:45 pm
The IRS sent Chuck Norris a tax invoice.
He sent a picture of himself in the attack position.
The IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer in his dark glasses.
Chuck Norris is awaiting trial for tax evasion in San Quentin prison, and has requested just one allowance. A Night light.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:44 am
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:53 am
Chuck Norris regularly eats D cell battries so he can s**t out a uranium bomb and throw it at the short bus that drives past his house every morning.
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