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Undeath Muffins

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:32 am

What do you like to say? I like to say things like:

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
A tree never hit an automobile except in self-defence!
Procrastinater Unite ... tomarrow!
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

I said the last one during class and everyone laughed at me! It was like What the Heck? Why are you laughing at me?

Note: I do not have an imaginary friend, my imaginary friend has a pet.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:57 am

"Only boring people get bored."

I say it to anyone complaining about boredom. Be aware. :F

Zetsurin sensei

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Once~upon~A~nitemare

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:31 am

Those are like some great sayings!

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:46 pm

"Damn straight I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days."
"I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies."

Can't remember many others I've heard at the moment.. sweatdrop

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obviousangel

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:12 pm

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:36 pm

"Cats we're once worshipped as god they have not forgetton so."
lol this made me laugh at school and I fell out of my computer chair. xD

-Ciatly Thimbella-

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Maya-Miarka

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:53 pm

"Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else."

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:59 pm

The only reason why man started walking on two feet, is so they could masturbate while stading.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man... nailing jello to a tree for instance.
*I'm not a man hater these are just funny*

katori_yukai

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Olphie

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:20 pm

"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you want to die."
-Riding in the car with boys

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:49 pm

My favourite saying is obviously: lol

and... omg shoes

xD

Skin Tyte Natasha

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katori_yukai

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:20 am

don't drink and park... accidents cause kids
what doesn't kill you merely postpones the inevitable

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:19 am

"She's pretending to be the grim reaper" "I steal midget soouuuuls!"

"Erm, Agito? Maybe you shouldn't sniff tha--too late."

"I swear if he says ONE MORE THING about Family Guy I'm gonna stab him with the cotton candy tube."

"FEESH! Seembolic feesh of the Mediterranean peoples~!"

:When life gives you lemons, go up to life and squirt them in the eye."

JettaKD

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Ultra as Violet

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:19 pm

"Jessica got her shoe caught on the escalator
and the escalator ate her."

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:37 pm

"Life does not give YOU lemons, just YELLOW PEE"

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Schmuzzies

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:47 pm

"That's what she said."
"*reads fortune cookie*- in bed"
"I'll show you a _____"
"I ____ blanked your mom!"
•the "___"'s change depending on what the person before me just said.

Some quotes I really like are:

"I will kill you until you die, then you'll be dead."
-My Brother mrgreen

"The stranger was a women, at least as tall as a small chair and probably as old as someone who attended nursery school many years ago. She was entirely dressed in articles of clothing, and had nothing on her feet except a pair of socks and two shoes. She cast a desperate glance around the lobby of the building, which was as empty as a beehive when all the bees have been driven out of it, and then thrust a packet of papers into my hands and began to speak in a voice that reminded me distinctly of her own."
-Lemony Snicket, The Unauthorized Autobiography.

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