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All of these came form random quote generators.
Zuko can out-drink a russian potato farmer.
Zuko puts the a** in classy.
Aang only uses one chopstick.
Aang is the real Slim Shady.
You can't handle the Zuko!
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Aang. Aren't you?
E.T. phone Katara.
They may take away our cabbages, but they'll never take our freedom!
Toph? Where we're going we don't need Toph.
If you build it, Sokka will come.
Iroh, for lack of a better word, is good.
We can't stop here. This is Fire Nation country.
I'm king of the Fire Nation! (lol Zuko)
What do you want to marry Azula for, anyhow?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American cabbages.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world cabbages didn't exist.
But why is the cabbage gone?
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this turtle duck.
Keep your friends close, but your turtle duck closer.
Elementary, my dear Turtle Duck.
Grand is to Canyon as I-Will-Eat-Your-Soul-And-Leave-A-Stinking-Pile-In-Your-Yard is to Toph.
Chances of not being highly disturbed during time with Toph: 1,246,801,357,999 to 1. Rest in peace, friend.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Zutara' at will to old ladies.
One shipping war's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world shipping war didn't exist.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my shipping war, in this life or the next.
Houston, we have a shipping war.
And ones I didn't do....
-Sokka once had sex with a fish.
-God created the Universe in 6 days .. on the 7th, he chilled with Zuko and smoked some high grade.
-Once upon a time, long ago, an african king complained to Zuko about the huge amounts of rain in the region. Five days later, the Sahara Desert was created.
-Katara is about as innocent as a nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.
-Zuko can beat Napoleon at risk.
-Who needs slogans and facts, when you've got Zutara?
-Zuko is the only known person in the universe capable of creating fire by rubbing wood with bare hands.
-Zutara is UBERPRO.
-If you hit 'refresh' one more time, Zutara is gonna pwn your sorry a**.
-Guns don't kill people. Zuko does.
-Zuko - inventor of internet porn.
-If Zuko is smiling, you might want to leave the room. Fast.
-Kicking Zuko in the balls will only get yourrself hurt.
-Sokka is so good at wasting time, he can waste 3 hours in an hour.
-Zuko's face was once featured on a milk carton after a game of hide and seek went slightly out of hand.
-Zuko once ******** a ******** Zuko and Eminem got caught in a rap battle, Zuko won by rapping in sign language.
-Zuko ate all the Pokemons.
-Katara can cook a burrito SO hot, that even God himself cant eat it.
-Katara has six senses, but the sixth should not be said on the internet.
-Once Katara carved out someone's throat with a rusty spoon.
-Aang is incapable of doing pushups. What happens instead is that the entire planet attempts to get away from Aang's fists.
-Sokka is the only being who has defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Porno magazines are Sokka's version of the bible.
-Katara beat The Ledgend of Zelda in 20 minutes.
-Zhao molests people via Walkie Talkie
-Not long ago, all the pirates of the world tried to kill Katara, fortunatly Katara had a guitar handy and wailed on it so hard that all the pirates bladders imploded.
All of these came form random quote generators.
Zuko can out-drink a russian potato farmer.
Zuko puts the a** in classy.
Aang only uses one chopstick.
Aang is the real Slim Shady.
You can't handle the Zuko!
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Aang. Aren't you?
E.T. phone Katara.
They may take away our cabbages, but they'll never take our freedom!
Toph? Where we're going we don't need Toph.
If you build it, Sokka will come.
Iroh, for lack of a better word, is good.
We can't stop here. This is Fire Nation country.
I'm king of the Fire Nation! (lol Zuko)
What do you want to marry Azula for, anyhow?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American cabbages.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world cabbages didn't exist.
But why is the cabbage gone?
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this turtle duck.
Keep your friends close, but your turtle duck closer.
Elementary, my dear Turtle Duck.
Grand is to Canyon as I-Will-Eat-Your-Soul-And-Leave-A-Stinking-Pile-In-Your-Yard is to Toph.
Chances of not being highly disturbed during time with Toph: 1,246,801,357,999 to 1. Rest in peace, friend.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Zutara' at will to old ladies.
One shipping war's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world shipping war didn't exist.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my shipping war, in this life or the next.
Houston, we have a shipping war.
And ones I didn't do....
-Sokka once had sex with a fish.
-God created the Universe in 6 days .. on the 7th, he chilled with Zuko and smoked some high grade.
-Once upon a time, long ago, an african king complained to Zuko about the huge amounts of rain in the region. Five days later, the Sahara Desert was created.
-Katara is about as innocent as a nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.
-Zuko can beat Napoleon at risk.
-Who needs slogans and facts, when you've got Zutara?
-Zuko is the only known person in the universe capable of creating fire by rubbing wood with bare hands.
-Zutara is UBERPRO.
-If you hit 'refresh' one more time, Zutara is gonna pwn your sorry a**.
-Guns don't kill people. Zuko does.
-Zuko - inventor of internet porn.
-If Zuko is smiling, you might want to leave the room. Fast.
-Kicking Zuko in the balls will only get yourrself hurt.
-Sokka is so good at wasting time, he can waste 3 hours in an hour.
-Zuko's face was once featured on a milk carton after a game of hide and seek went slightly out of hand.
-Zuko once ******** a ******** Zuko and Eminem got caught in a rap battle, Zuko won by rapping in sign language.
-Zuko ate all the Pokemons.
-Katara can cook a burrito SO hot, that even God himself cant eat it.
-Katara has six senses, but the sixth should not be said on the internet.
-Once Katara carved out someone's throat with a rusty spoon.
-Aang is incapable of doing pushups. What happens instead is that the entire planet attempts to get away from Aang's fists.
-Sokka is the only being who has defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Porno magazines are Sokka's version of the bible.
-Katara beat The Ledgend of Zelda in 20 minutes.
-Zhao molests people via Walkie Talkie
-Not long ago, all the pirates of the world tried to kill Katara, fortunatly Katara had a guitar handy and wailed on it so hard that all the pirates bladders imploded.
