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My friend Sen (real name Evan but wtf who cares) is so funny. XD Very vulgar, but sooo funny.

We're talking on an IM, and I just wanted to throw some quotes out there to you girls. Some of it's sort of like... bad. XD Just warning.

E Man SFT: trying to draw comics again. XD
E Man SFT: i got really good at it uhhhh
E Man SFT: last summer/2 summers ago
E Man SFT: the ni started doing protraits
E Man SFT: and now it's really hard
E Man SFT: so im realyl tryin to get back int oit
E Man SFT: and it's frustarting as balls XD
E Man SFT: cause all i can do is like
E Man SFT: copy/immitate pictures
E Man SFT: like, i cant dreate s**t off the top of my head
ValeriePwnz521: Awww.
E Man SFT: yea XD
E Man SFT: it's pretty torturous
ValeriePwnz521: I know. XD I was like that for a while too.
E Man SFT: makes me wanna
E Man SFT: punch infants
ValeriePwnz521: XD
ValeriePwnz521: I need to hang out with more people that don't make me laugh at things that are so morally wrong, y'know?
E Man SFT: no
E Man SFT: i dont know.
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: i think you just need to
E Man SFT: punch more infants.
ValeriePwnz521: 'Cause you're all "I wanna punch infants" and I'm like "roffle."
ValeriePwnz521: ...And no. XD I have a baby readily available that I could punch, but he's too cool.
ValeriePwnz521: Except he pulls my hair a lot, and I will pay him back for it when he is older, yes I will. =_=
E Man SFT: ...
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: righhttt
ValeriePwnz521: Well he does. ;_; He's a mean little less-than-one-year-old.
ValeriePwnz521: So, once he's big enough to handle it without crying, I'm gonna pull his hair. Frequently.
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: kick him in his
E Man SFT: under-aged balls
ValeriePwnz521: I would, except for the part where he's way too small for that and it could possibly kill him. XD
ValeriePwnz521: Also, JoJo would be mad at me if I hurt NoNo, and then she'd never let my see Baby Number 2.
ValeriePwnz521: *me
E Man SFT: ..ah XD

E Man SFT: im drawing bat man like
E Man SFT: TITS
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: You're drawing Batman-like tits.
ValeriePwnz521: So... moobs, then.
ValeriePwnz521: Of a bat/man.
ValeriePwnz521: Ew. XD
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: im learning like
E Man SFT: my ow nstyle.
E Man SFT: cause i can copy tits
E Man SFT: i just cant
E Man SFT: make my own tits.,
E Man SFT: XD

E Man SFT: in all seriousness though
E Man SFT: i think i am high
E Man SFT: as d**k
E Man SFT: cause im using this
E Man SFT: big as d**k sharpie
E Man SFT: and i feel light headed as c**k
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: And you are so secretly gay. XD
E Man SFT: you're gay.
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: shut up.
ValeriePwnz521: XD
ValeriePwnz521: Well really, every other word was
ValeriePwnz521: d**k
ValeriePwnz521: c**k
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: FINE
E Man SFT: WELL SORRY
E Man SFT: BUT
E Man SFT: VAGH
E Man SFT: VAG
E Man SFT: DOESNT CROSS A POINT
E Man SFT: AS MUCH AS A GOOD OL FASHION
E Man SFT: c**k
E Man SFT: does.
ValeriePwnz521: So... you admit to liking the male genitalia more than the female variety. >_>
E Man SFT: NO
E Man SFT: I ADMIT
E Man SFT: THAT SAYING d**k
E Man SFT: IS MORE FORCEFUL
E Man SFT: THEN VAG
E Man SFT: VAL
E Man SFT: SHUT THE c**t UP.
ValeriePwnz521: XD!!
E Man SFT: XD

That's all so far. XD He kills me with laughter like every time we talk.

Discuss:
Um... Funny stuff!

XD That's good, Shindig!

Well, there was this one time my mom, my aunt, my cousin, and myself were all on our periods at the same time, and when my mom informed my dad, he decided to sleep in the garage for a few days xD!

He did! He took 2 sleeping bags, a pillow, and an alarm clock, and slept in the middle of the garage! rofl It was only for like.. 2 or 3 days though o.O His back started hurting from the hard surface that is the cement floor in the garage...

We're talking again, so here's another one - BUT there's a slight Saw 4 spoiler, so don't read this if you mind.

ValeriePwnz521: Dude.
ValeriePwnz521: I watched Saw 4. ._. It was like ew.
E Man SFT: i wanna see thaatttt XD
E Man SFT: DONT SAY ANYTHIGN ABOUT IT
ValeriePwnz521: Okay. XD I'll just tell you that it was really gross, and I couldn't even eat my salad while watching it.
ValeriePwnz521: Mammaw could eat her salad, because that woman has a stomach made of steel.
ValeriePwnz521: But that's all I'll tell you. XD
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: i mean
E Man SFT: it's not like some mwan has her scalp pulled off or anything
E Man SFT: lawl
E Man SFT: woman*
ValeriePwnz521: ...
E Man SFT: XDD
E Man SFT: i only saw taht aprt
E Man SFT: DONT TELL ME.
ValeriePwnz521: Well.
ValeriePwnz521: I did turn to Mammaw and ask
E Man SFT: XDD
E Man SFT: your hair
E Man SFT: is NEXT.
ValeriePwnz521: Yeah. XD
ValeriePwnz521: I was like, "You sure I can't cut my hair?"
ValeriePwnz521: And she said, "Well, your hair is longer than the average person, so you'll have more time! biggrin "
ValeriePwnz521: And I was like "...*Cries*"
E Man SFT: XDDD
E Man SFT: unless they just
E Man SFT: you know
E Man SFT: start higher up.
E Man SFT: but oho would thikn of that?! biggrin
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: ;_;
E Man SFT: XDD

I haven't seen Saw 4 yet. :0
I really want to, though.

Tell him I totally want him.
o///o;