Captain Peach McBride
The Brave, The Clever
Brandishes her red sword
Into the sun
The British Royal Navy
Cowardly and Weak
Hiding behind their teapots
In their faulty, leaking boats they dare call
ships.
Peach the Pirate
Amongst her piratey crew
They laugh at the pale faces before her
"Be Afraid Britain!"
The Mighty Manifest Destiny
Brings her bow to smack
The King
Her unruly green hair
whips the wind
and her smile
pierces the mens' hearts
Cannons boom, wood flies
The clashing of swords
Music to the Captain's ears
Blood flies, red-coated bodies dirty the sea
The Pirates laugh at the easy victory
The loot shines on the decks
of the Mighty Manifest Destiny
Out the Green Pirate cries
"Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!
{{Thanks MAYA!!}}
