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[Promo] Saint Joey's Enlightenment (D2D Aftermath)

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Extremist-Saint-Joey

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:59 am


The heretic is always better dead...

Saint Jimmy by Green Day blared across the arena. Rather then the traditional Renegades entrance, he had gone back to his original music and actions. As a stage pyro burst, he leaped onto the ramp. Again, his attire went back to a black sleeveless shirt, without the renegades logo.

He entered the ring, with a mic he had brought with him. The crowd were unsure of what to think as he began to speak...

"Listen, and listen well, because these are the preachings of.... No... wait. Tonight, there is no preaching. Tonight there is only one thing. Enlightenment...

You see, at December to Dismember, I realised something. I came to a revelation, if you will. And it's a very simple concept to grasp, if you saw the footage. Look..."

Joey pointed at the Titantron. It showed footage of D2D, him hitting the 11th commandment, the Re-Negade and Tavarius doing the gangsta-smooth, followed by the fast count.

The crowd had a mixed reaction to this. They weren't sure what to think.

"Well, just because I know there is one dumbass out there who has no idea what the hell I'm on about, let me say it in English. The Renegades is OVER! As of this moment, Saint Joey is no longer a Renegade in EEW. Why? I'll explain further...

How many wins did I have as a part of the Renegades? One? Yep. That's it. One lousy win. It first became apparent it wasn't going to work after the embarrassing match that was the Renegades vs Mad Dog.

But when Esoteric appeared on your screen, and Tavarius left the Renegades, it left one ultimatum. For me. You see, Tavarius was like a brother to me. The one match I did win in the Renegades was by his side. And I owe him for it. When he left, there was nothing for me in the team. Sure, Cardok trained me, but do you still live with your teachers and parents? On second thought, don't answer that. But the point remains.

The Renegades have always been a part of EEW. And I'm the one who ended them. That was the past. I am the future. I am your guiding lght. And the light is getting brighter. And it's leading to the future.

But past obstacles must be tackled to reach the future. And thus, the Inquisition, would you please come down to the ring? I need to talk."



... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:18 am


The heretic is always better dead...

"Come on, Tav, Eso, come on down. What, you scared I might attack you or something?"

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Extremist-Saint-Joey


Soothsayer Jeckal

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:26 pm


"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."


From the speakers came the rifts of Saviorself By Jedi Mind Tricks, drawing the pop of all pops. As Vinnie Paz began his flow, Tavarius and Esoteric emerge from either side of the curtain and stand on the ramp, pointing at the crowd and putting hands to their ears to hear them scream louder.

Yeah, I built with Alexander the Great
He told the Persians they should stay gone
Then he told me about the Oracle of Ammon
He gave me no clue, where it is
Men feared time, yet time feared the pyramids
He gave me more jewels, he told me that
Amenhotep was immortal, I can't overstand hieroglyph
So I called Killah Priest, and he taught me how to follow it
I walked through the Valley of the Kings
With a white robe, white rose and what I will brings
And your whole team Judas, my road thin, gold skin like Juicis
I speak the dialog of the dead, I practiced the same war tactics
In King Arthur's head, so let the swordsmen kill the beast
It's a Legacy of Blood, with Vinnie Paz and Killah Priest


Slapping hands as they walked down the ramp, Tav and Eso hopped up to the apron and climbed through the ropes simultaneously.

The Sun Won't Come Out, unless the crowd start this
Cause if it was my choice, you all dance in darkness
And on this burst, you'll gave work to the worst
Get the pen from the nurse, and hold the mic up first
The rhymes, the rhymes, rhymes on the alter
Burn him as a sacrifice"


Tavarius tossed his hat to the crowd and Esoteric threw his bandana. Esoteric then threw up a reverse peace sign at the crowd while Tavarius threw the West Side sign. They both turned to Saint Joey.

I paint flows with the feathers from the wings of angels
Red ink from saint blood, *****, you ain't thug
Stare into the face of a king's mug
Crush grape, feel the wine jug, ill thoughts
Build from the mind of rhyme, rose, off the tongue like fine rugs
Let me walk you through this, for the clueless
I'm Shakespeare'ing, with grey earrings
Speak like Tiburians, write novels
Spit it like Aristotle, face half Pharoah
And half owl, I took the path of Cairo
Came back with the Dead Sea Gospel
Now known as the Dead Street Apostle
We shoot 'em feds, use them hollows
Bullets spread, til they meet Diablo
Stars in enlightment, Priest meet with Jedi Mind Tricks
Reach them climates, where you can't breath
Stay high off that dead weed, in the mind is where I plant seeds
To grow fruit, of king's so brute, of army troops
Mighty men in celestial suits
You need healing, my mic give you incredible boost
Where I use satellite vision, stare at my alphabetical soup
Plus I use the Big Dipper to take, more than one scoop, it's Priesthood


((Btw, ignore the lyrics in the youtube video, for they're the wrong lyrics.))
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:50 am


The heretic is always better dead...

"Good to see you. I trust you had a good victory party? But that isn't the reason I came out here.

As you probably gathered, the Renegades of EEW are no more. However, I want to make one thing clear.

Just because I'm not a member of the Renegades doesn't mean I want to be a full time member of the Inquisition. You see, after what has happened, it dawned on me that the first person to turn their back on me in this feud was, in fact, you. Tavarius. I understand why you did it. The Renegades was going nowhere. But you could have at least came and said it to my face. Would it really be that hard?

So, that leads me to tonight, and the future of EEW. Quite simply, I'm done with tag-teaming every night, at least for now. Too much backstabbing and all that. However, I do want to make a deal with you. And I'm sure you'll make the smart decision.

You see, everybody has allies. Everybody needs allies. So here's what I say. You stay out of my way, I stay out of yours. But if you ever need a hand, come to me first, and I'll help. But I need the same from you."

Joey extended his hand, reaching to shake the hands of both people respectively.

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Extremist-Saint-Joey


Soothsayer Jeckal

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:53 am


Esoteric did not shake Joey's hand. Instead he grabbed the mic out of his hand.

"We know who we are and what we will be,
You can't even comprehend what your own eyes see,
The renegades downfall came from our words
Hit them so hard and fast thier vision is still blurred
Joey with your actions last night you're no saint
With your words now a man is something you aint!"


Esoteric shook his head in apparent disappointment.

"So basicly Joey... You want to tell Tavarius to ******** off."

Esoteric turned around and mockingly shook Tavarius' hand, and did his best to mimic Joey's voice.

"Hey Tav homie thanks for all your help. You help bring me up out of the gutter, you were like a brother to me. You helped me see an oppresive and worthless leader for who he was. You left before me and offered to take me along like a brother. You offered me the world. However I must respectfully tell you to ******** off until I need you again. Thanks for your help bro and ******** you very much."

Esoteric turned around busting up with laughter, as he smacked away Joey's hand.

"You get no handshake from me *****. While you don't want to join. Thats fine. Where we may not gain a Saint, we still gained a Cleric. The renegades are dead and over Joey, and with them is your legacy. I don't know you. I was sketch about you and apparently for good reasons. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors Joey. I really do. Our spoken words are true. Our prophecies are true. We could of taken you to the top. Later on I want you to remember this day, and think about what you could of had. This day marks the Inquisitions rise to the top. For you however. I'm sad to say that this day marks the start of your fall from grace."

Esoteric exited the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Leaving Tavarius alone with Joey.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:17 pm


The heretic is always better dead...

"No problem, Eso. Maybe you should be careful who you call a nobody. Because you haven't been almost as near to the top as me. I did have respect for you, but if you wanna throw that back in my face then fine. So be it.

But Tav, my old partner, I still respect you. Do you respect me, or not?"

Joey's hand, red from Eso's outburst, stayed to shake Tavarius' hand.

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Extremist-Saint-Joey


Schevia

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:34 am


((Someone really needs to tell me about these things. xd ))

Tav looked at Joey's hand and then back up to him. He raised his mike to his mouth and it went down like this:

"Joey, I know what you're doing is something I've been doing for a long time: going with your gut. It ain't hard to know that's what your feeling. You come out from a broken family like the Renegades and you just wanna cut loose, drop dimes, haul a** and take names cause you're pissed at the way things have gone down. And you're pissed at me for not comin' to ya straight. I know how that is. Since I'm a brotha' I'm gonna give you some words of wisdom, and a prophecy to boot. And this is how it flows."

He paused.

You call me a brother, I'll call you one too
But you got a creed to uphead, and this what you'll do
Put a kick to your licks and some truth to your preachin
Cause if you b***h out, I'll take you out back for some teachin'
Hey, tough love's the shits but it'll just make you harder
But if you die for something--

Tav took Joey's hand and pulled him in to get a good look up into his eyes.

Go down like a martyr


Tav pushed back away from Joey while dropping and gave him West Side as the Inquisition's theme blasted on the P.A. Staring back at him, he climbed through the ropes and walked backwards up the ramp until he disappeared behind the curtain.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:22 am


The heretic is always better dead...

Joey appreciated what Tav said, even if he didn't catch some of the words as he chanted them. He cimbed out of the ring, and walked up the ramp. The Renegades was over, and Joey was there, on his own, to duke it out with the world once more.

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Extremist-Saint-Joey

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