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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:21 pm
"Party Like a Rockstar" plays as an angry Television Champion steps out on the ramp in blue jeans and a red Bloody Reich long sleeve tee, not in the mood to play around as he holds a rattan cane of his own in his left hand covered by a black glove.
Styles: "It's Snypa, the Television Champion. From the looks of it, you wouldn't know that Snypa is the current champion because he doesn't have his title."
Tazz: "Snypa's title was stolen last night by a man he absolutely hates, and that man is none other than Hitogoroshi. All I gotta say, Styles, is that the Socio from Koto never lost that title when he was set ablaze by Bloody Reich and now he wants it back."
Styles: "From what I hear, he's getting that chance when he and Snypa meet one on one at Guilty as Charged."
Snypa walks down to the ring and slides in, holding the cane and picking up a mic.
"I've got two things to address concerning that son of a b***h Hitogoroshi, so I'll get to the point: one, I don't regret setting you on fire; and two, get your a** out here, now!"
Snypa drops the mic and rests the cane down on the mat beside him.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:18 pm
"Human Animal" by Biohazard rips through the arena as Hitogoroshi walks out of the entryway, dressed in a fine suit. He bears a fresh towel, his trusty cane, and the Television Title fastened around his waist.
He stands still halfway down the ramp (far enough to prepare for an assault from behind) and smiles at Snypa.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:39 pm
"Hey, Hito. I didn't call you out here to admire my good looks-which I don't blame you or anyone for that matter-, I called you out here to get your a** handed to you."
Snypa bows mockingly as if were inviting Hitogoroshi into the ring before exiting, walking up to the championship thief and getting in his face before attempting a stomp to the foot and a shot to the head with his duplicate cane.
Or, if Hito swings- Snypa will duck under the swing and go for a swing of his own to the back of Hitogoroshi's knees to send him down and will follow up by mounting the former Television Champion, taking off his glove to reveal a glass-covered taped fist and will begin tearing into his forehead with left hand shots.
(Just considering possible situations and analyzing key points. Plus the latter situation would make for a great obvious challenge.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:19 pm
(The proposed match has already been discussed with Cartwright.)
Hitogoroshi smiled, and received a microphone from a stagehand.
"Snpya...do not be so arrogant as to think that I stole this from you," he sneered, indicating the TV Title belt around his waist. "It has always been mine. I was never beaten for it, not be anyone, least of all by YOU."
He took a breath and continued.
"This must end, and it WILL end. I propose to you a match, at the next Pay Per View. Four poles, plus a center cable. Each supports five equally sized boxes. One contains the TV Title. Two will be empty. One will hold this," he scowls, holding up his cane. "As a concensus, the last...will hold fluid and a lighter."
He pauses to stare down Snypa. "I cordially invite you, Snypa...to Hitogoroshi's Ring Of Hell!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:02 pm
((Damn that Cartwright...so, does this work like Ultimate X?))
Snypa, smiles sadistically at the thought before raising his mic.
"I got news for you, you son of a b***h. It's not yours anymore. It's mine. You're inviting me to your Ring of Hell when it's me who synonymously brought the words 'hell' and 'wrestling' to EEW?"
Snypa takes off his hat before he continues.
"And besides, the only arrogance I sense is from you. I won that belt, therefore it belongs to me, indicating I'm the champion, not you. However, I'll say that I simply accept your challenge. So I'll say it one more time: get your a** in this ring and I'll show you who the real champion is right now. But if you won't get in this ring, I'll finish you right now."
Snypa takes his off his shirt before exiting the ring with the cane to meet up with Hito and attempt a shot to the face with the cane to blind Hito, and would be followed by the Grand Slam III on the entrance ramp.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:35 pm
((I guess I'll take that no response as a yes.))
(auto hit)
The cane shot connects with Hito's face as he holds his face in pain as he's lifted up onto Snypa's shoulders in an Electric Chair position and held in an inverted Muay Thai clinch and driven down to the ramp on his neck.
((Grand Slam III would be what Chris Hero calls the Rubix Cube. It's Snypa's new finisher.))
Joey: "Snypa calls that the Grand Slam Three!"
Tazz: "And it's more devastating than the first or whatever the second one is! What a move!"
Joey: "If he hits that at Guilty as Charged, he'll still be the Television Champion!"
Snypa looks down at the fallen Hitogoroshi and unstraps the belt from around his waist, holding it up to cheers from the Bloody Reich fans before picking up Hito's mic and bending down to speak to the fallen Socio.
"And for your information, you little b***h, the person who is the official champion wears the title. That'll be me. And by the way: Willkommen in das Drittes Reich von der Sonne. Didn't know you were our special guest, didn't you?" Snypa says, pointing to Atrocity, who would be somewhere nearby with a camera.
(Welcome to Third Reich from the Sun.)
Snypa holds up the belt one last time before putting it on his shoulder and walking up the entrance area before disappearing behind the curtain.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:32 am
(Frickin' business trip/head cold/pink eye/insomnia.
I wanted Hito to still be holding onto the belt going into the match. It would have had better tension that way. Damn it.)
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:28 pm
((Well, at least Hito didn't get set on fire before the match! rofl ))
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:36 pm
(Fire is your greatest asset and your biggest crutch.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:53 pm
(I so do not rely on fire, Eve! But it's not my fault it comes with the hyper-aggression gimmick. Matter of fact, I can stick with the new weapon I've chosen.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:14 pm
(Show me one Bloody Reich singles or tag match that didn't end up as a tribute to Kingsford Charcoal.
And why is your Avatar mimicking Cartwright's all of a sudden? You know he has exclusive probing rights around here.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:52 am
(Snypa's first match with Hitogoroshi, Snypa vs Bobby Lashley, Snypa vs Atrocity III, Atrocity vs Casey, Atrocity vs Chris Benoit, Snypa vs Mad Dog, Snypa vs Cruentas Fas, Bloody Reich and 'Piro vs C4, though there were no successful attempts. There. And it's supposed to be a Cartwright Parody. xd )
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:11 am
((A parody so brilliant that I only noticed when he told me Eve! rofl ))
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