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 Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:30 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:39 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:41 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:15 am
The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.
"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" he asks.
"It's all right," replies the driver, "they're just my windscreen vipers."
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village.
When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.
There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.
I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:08 pm
That's why I love them so much. It seems like not a lot of people like them. xD.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:26 pm
This thread cums up short... pun intended. =(
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:47 am
I still don't get what a pun is ;/
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:15 pm
H0LLYVV00D I still don't get what a pun is ;/
Dreamers often lie.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:37 pm
Hey...That's what I asked... Stupid Guci! I mean..Angelo Jones
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:30 pm
does it include this
guys says "damn ur fine ru from tennesse bcause ur a ten"
lmao how dumb is dat lol!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:11 am
LA_SMiLEY_13 does it include this guys says "damn ur fine ru from tennesse bcause ur a ten" lmao how dumb is dat lol!!
"damn ur fine! are u from tennessee cuz ur the only ten i see." its so stupid. only nerds and geeks use it...
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:11 pm
SxyChocolate16 LA_SMiLEY_13 does it include this guys says "damn ur fine ru from tennesse bcause ur a ten" lmao how dumb is dat lol!!
"damn ur fine! are u from tennessee cuz ur the only ten i see." its so stupid. only nerds and geeks use it...xD there you go I forgot about it yeah i thought it was lame when i heard it to im s**t just say ur fine lol!
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