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Oingo

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:17 pm


...is always fun~
My favorites are MxI (Major and Integra) and SxS (Seras and Schrodinger, which isn't really too crack).
I'd love to hear your reasons for your favorite CPs. 8D

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:21 pm


BUWAHAHA CRACK.

My crack pairing is ArthurxIslands purely because of the hilarity of the idea, plus a few Solid&Etc pictures. Anything more than crack is not within my interest though. (meaning I don't honestly ship the pairing...)

Atomu


Engel der Liebe

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:51 pm


Pairing: AlucardxAnderson
Reason: *DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* (do i really need one?)

They do have that kind of obsessive nature between them, which can be taken in a sort of twisted romance sense. They get excited around each other twisted , but when battling other people they are usually like
"pfh, whatever" stare

Sure they get excited when battling other powerful foes, but not as happy as fighting each other.

I doubt it would ever be though, crying Anderson is tooooooo devout of a catholic and is probobly against it. And Alucard...well...he's just Alucard.

Pairing: PipxSeras
Reason: They just are ment for each other

Pairing: MaxwellxIntegra
Reason: I don't ship it, but it would be interesting

Pairing: AlucardxSeras
Reason: No. Looks more like a daughter father relationship to me.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:51 pm


CRACK PAIRINGS!!!! smile biggrin mrgreen

I love crack threads....


You know, MxI isn't too crack on The Majors side.
I think he has a slight possessive thing going on with her. O_o
Its only on his side of course, but he seems the type to have deranged fantasies..


Anyway!

My crack pairings aaaaaaarrreeee.....

ArthurxAlucard ( xD You really should ask me about this one....You'll get a disturbing response...I actually ship it... )


Enricoxanyone!! (I just cannot see him paired with anyone...its just too wierd. O_o So yeah, I'm always amused seeing him in a relationship. Its never in character.)

DokxSchro (Embrace it. xD I crack up everytime I see it, its so bad.)

Suni moon
Crew


Engel der Liebe

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:54 pm


Suni moon
CRACK PAIRINGS!!!! smile

ArthurxAlucard ( xD You really should ask me about this one....You'll get a disturbing response...I actually ship it... )


I wanna know the disturbing reason blaugh
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:58 pm


Suni moon
DokxSchro


Actually, I have a genuine interest in the father/son relationship between those two. It's amusing. biggrin

Atomu


Suni moon
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:59 pm


deathbybox
Pairing: AlucardxAnderson
Reason: *DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* (do i really need one?)

They do have that kind of obsessive nature between them, which can be taken in a sort of twisted romance sense. They get excited around each other twisted , but when battling other people they are usually like
"pfh, whatever" stare

I doubt it would ever be though, crying Anderson is tooooooo devout of a catholic and is probobly against it. And Alucard...well...he's just Alucard.



*clears throat*

On one hand...Yes, he's a devout catholic and EVERYTHING is a frickin' sin.....
....but on the other hand of the mansmex argument:

He runs an orphanage. He's a catholic priest.... O_o
Ya know where I'm going with this. *shivers*


As for Alucards side...I just can't see it.
You know why?
For AxAA to work, Alucard has to be the seme. He just has to be, in all seriousness, Anderson is not the type to go around sleeping with vampires....but when I look at Alucards character....I don't see a seme.


Do to childhood events,I see Alucard having a possible breakdown in anything involving homosexuality.

seme or uke, I just don't see Alucard with Anderson.
I don't see Anderson with anyone, because he's such a catholic priest.
and I don't see Alucard with a man unless Arthur Hellsing was very drunk and came up with new orders.
Alucards not going to (willingly) do it with a guy. O___o

*runs away to avoid tomatos*
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:59 pm


Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
DokxSchro


Actually, I have a genuine interest in the father/son relationship between those two. It's amusing. biggrin


Oh no, I do agree with that.
They have a very cute and amusing relationship.

I'm just sick of the scary yaoi ship of dooooomm...
*shivers*

Suni moon
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fkthe freeworld

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:11 pm


o.o....I had nightmares after I read a yaoi fan fic....it was..dare I say it?Yaoi rape..o.oDare I say the pairing?

AlucardXMaxwell

Reason biggrin ont eat me>>It gave me nightmares...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:12 pm


Suni moon

He runs an orphanage. He's a catholic priest.... O_o
Ya know where I'm going with this. *shivers*

I'm Catholic, so can we please avoid that sterotype stare
Although I don't mind Homosexuality (can't deny manxman is smexy, plus in reality it's really not my business) I do take offense to that ignorant sterotype.
Suni moon
Do to childhood events,I see Alucard having a possible breakdown in anything involving homosexuality.

Yeah, I can see Alucard having a mental break down like when he did when Anderson was dying. Only times that by 100 (something i would like to see biggrin )

Suni moon
I don't see Alucard with a man unless Arthur Hellsing was very drunk and came up with new orders.

lol, that's not a disturbing reason. razz

Engel der Liebe


Engel der Liebe

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:14 pm


Inu of Baskerville
o.o....I had nightmares after I read a yaoi fan fic....it was..dare I say it?Yaoi rape..o.oDare I say the pairing?

AlucardXMaxwell

Reason biggrin ont eat me>>It gave me nightmares...

I think i read that, wasn't it Maxwell attacking Alucard or is it another one?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:16 pm


THAT ONE!Yet I couldnt stop reading it...o.o

fkthe freeworld


Suni moon
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:17 pm


Inu of Baskerville
o.o....I had nightmares after I read a yaoi fan fic....it was..dare I say it?Yaoi rape..o.oDare I say the pairing?

AlucardXMaxwell

Reason biggrin ont eat me>>It gave me nightmares...


Painless Love, right?!! smile biggrin mrgreen

Mmm, yes, good fiction.
xD



deathbybox
lol, that's not a disturbing reason


It is when you see how cruel and graphic things get inside my head. sweatdrop
Same reason I like AlucardxAbrahamVanHellsing, actually.
And....Alucard with any male master of the Hellsing family he may have had over the years....

That, combined with my love for Alucard abuse....

Eehhh....
It is a very hot and sadistic fandom... blaugh


deathbybox
I'm Catholic, so can we please avoid that sterotype....


I honestly don't believe stereotypes, any of them, but I toss around stupid jokes about every stereotype out there...
I'm very sorry if I offended you.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:21 pm


Inu of Baskerville
THAT ONE!Yet I couldnt stop reading it...o.o


Explicit yaoi has that effect on you.

Yup.
Nothing like rapist Enrico...and a crucifix....
God, I never relized there where so many uses for crucifixes. XD

Suni moon
Crew


fkthe freeworld

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:22 pm


XDI had another Crack pairing..I forgot it though....<.<

Id say any yaoi pairing XD would freak Alucard out..>>

Er...CaptainxSchro?I saw a yaoi pic of them once..o.o

Yes,I know Im bad when it comes to yaoi. sweatdrop
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