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 Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:22 pm
is getting ridiculous now.
My S&M daddy isn't talking to me because I got angry at him.
Bollocks.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:28 pm
I've gone 6 months without, and I'm in a relationship.
Oh wait, it was less than six months, I just like to forget that time... haha. It wasn't very good, so I'm not counting it.
I was talking to a co-worker today about lack of sex for six months today, she thinks it's amazing I can survive.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:53 pm
I recommend extensive face-down pants-on masturbation after hour-long binges of internet fetish material.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:19 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer I recommend extensive face-down pants-on masturbation after hour-long binges of internet fetish material. that made me lol so much i knocked the laptop off xp i havent had any sexual contact in about a year and 2 months. im pretty sure my p***s is purely decorative now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:25 pm
Is this a contest? Can I join in?
3 years. I don't even count that one...
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:45 pm
el cabong Fuzzy Necromancer I recommend extensive face-down pants-on masturbation after hour-long binges of internet fetish material. that made me lol so much i knocked the laptop off xp i havent had any sexual contact in about a year and 2 months. im pretty sure my p***s is purely decorative now.
But also, does your p***s have a decorative bow or bells or tassles or anything? Because if not, I think you should invest in some 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:47 pm
SexyRexy927 Is this a contest? Can I join in? 3 years. I don't even count that one...
And then I realized five years from now I probably won't even be on Gaia anymore... that's a lie, I've been on it almost 4 now sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:56 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty SexyRexy927 Is this a contest? Can I join in? 3 years. I don't even count that one...
And then I realized five years from now I probably won't even be on Gaia anymore... that's a lie, I've been on it almost 4 now sweatdrop dear god ive been on this site for just over 4 years now.... gonk i cant leave and i dont know why haha. .....its pretty much one of those art deco peices where you have to tilt your head and go "That's...nice..." and then walk away. on holidays i throw on the bows and bell ( that way people can tell im coming) gonk
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:10 pm
75% of the posts in this thread made me lol.
I'm not gonna say anything about how recently I've had sex or I'll get mobbed angrily.
sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:15 pm
Also... I wish I had a p***s to decorate.
I'd give it a collar and name it and it would where bows and have dangley bells and I'd find a way to paint green and purple stripes on it with white polka dots.
And on holidays I'd decorate it festively.
*goes on and on about decorative immaginary penises*
xp
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:17 pm
It's been aboouuuut... three weeks for me, for sexual contact. Not sex. But sexual type things. And let me tell you, it seems like SO MUCH LONGER. It doesn't help that the person I did these things with is in a foreign country.. and I miss him a lot. That makes it seem longer too, I think.
Before that it was a YEAR. HOLY WOWZA. But I think I'll be okay even if it's another year. My v****a is kind of like a bear. When winter comes it hibernates. I'm talking about a sexual winter here, a metaphorical one, not some strange seasonal sex disorder. =)
Hahahha. Like.
"Hey, guess what today is!" "What?" "The winter solstice! Isn't that cool!" "Oh noooooo!!! *v****a falls asleep*"
That would be an interesting play. Or youtube video. Or youtube series. Hahahahaa... but I wouldn't do it though. Maybe I would direct.
This is thoroughly off topic.
Guess who had coffee. That was me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:22 pm
Jesus_vs_Godzilla Also... I wish I had a p***s to decorate.
I'd give it a collar and name it and it would where bows and have dangley bells and I'd find a way to paint green and purple stripes on it with white polka dots.
And on holidays I'd decorate it festively.
*goes on and on about decorative immaginary penises*
xp the possibilities are nighendless. you can give it a little pilgrim hat and collar for thanksgiving. and on flag day you can salute your country in your own way. at the same time if you have the time to do that to a p***s.....its probably just gather dust (ie mine....its a sad sad thing really) the bear comment made my mind wander in funny and odd ways..... xp
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:29 pm
One time my friend talked about her v****a biting... I was kinda worried.
OH GOD, I JUST GOT WHAT HE MEANT! gonk
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:30 pm
We should give kristenarr coffee more often so she can say funny things about vaginal hibernation. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:32 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty One time my friend talked about her v****a biting... I was kinda worried.
OH GOD, I JUST GOT WHAT HE MEANT! gonk I didn't get it.
.... emo
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