I Have to share this pm with you guys. I got an immense kick out of it.

Newb:lol hey remember in dat guild thingy cz i forgot nd heycan u spare any money??lol??can u pls reply back pls xd
Me: I am sending rabid weasels to eat your brain out...*sending*
Newb: wat do u mean?
Me: It means I can't read your leet speak. Please pass go and try again.
Newb: lol hey remember in dat guild thingy cz i forgot nd heycan u spare any money??lol??can u pls reply back pls icon_xd.gif
Me: I am sending rabid weasels to eat your brain out...*sending*...again
Newb: ???????? dis sending will take forever
Me: You have amused me, free monies for youizzles.
Newb: eek eek eek eek eek eek xp xp xp xp wtv dun know wat u MEAN
Me: You must be super-noobish complete.

Newb:lol hey remember in dat guild thingy cz i forgot nd heycan u spare any money??lol??can u pls reply back pls xd
Me: I am sending rabid weasels to eat your brain out...*sending*
Newb: wat do u mean?
Me: It means I can't read your leet speak. Please pass go and try again.
Newb: lol hey remember in dat guild thingy cz i forgot nd heycan u spare any money??lol??can u pls reply back pls icon_xd.gif
Me: I am sending rabid weasels to eat your brain out...*sending*...again
Newb: ???????? dis sending will take forever
Me: You have amused me, free monies for youizzles.
Newb: eek eek eek eek eek eek xp xp xp xp wtv dun know wat u MEAN
Me: You must be super-noobish complete.