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Twas the night before Christmas..
and all through the SG Guild..

Not a creature was sniping..
Not even one kill!

All the SG'ers were nestled snug in their beds..
With visions of hoping to see the next day alive dancing in their heads!

When out in the main forum rose such a clatter..
I actually ventured out of the Sniped D to see what was the matter!

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear
but the REAL Santa (Cow? gonk ) and one little reindeer! sweatdrop

With big black spots and a red furry hat..
I knew at that moment it was defintly him..

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Santa Cow came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, (Well duh, he is a cow)
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of pixleated toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old ..cow,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of ..not myself.. ^^;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, and showing he was not armed,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;


He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his hoof aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."