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 Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:22 pm
Never throw mallots at people because they break....Never drop the triangle it bends >< AND NEVER run with a base drum because you fall and it...-sobs- breaks....
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:27 pm
Never let your instrument get to close to a colorguard flag
Never set it down on the ground where people will trip over it.
Never let Brayden hold your instrument, keys randomly fall off. [ alright so that one was obviously just applying to me. ]
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:32 am
do not use ur flute in a sword fight. as it turns out, flutes DO dent.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:07 am
never fall... if you do... protect the instrument at all costs.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:06 am
Never play baseball with your flute
Never spin your clarinet so you drop it and it shatters
Never drop your flute (maybe it was a clarinet) in the street before a parade where it rolls into a drain.
None of these happened to me, they've happened to people in my band.. I'm a brass player, not woodwind.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:44 pm
don't try to pick your nose with a mallet/drum stick
use a quad like a hoola-hoop(you fall over...)
trip over in a trombone line (we had a domino colision last year...)
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:03 pm
Don't try to balance a clarinet on the palm of your hand then progress to toss it to the other hand. It WILL topple down and eff up the mouthpeice and reed. Then you can't play...oh wait, do that!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:49 pm
SweetSecrecy Never let your instrument get to close to a colorguard flag Never set it down on the ground where people will trip over it. Never let Brayden hold your instrument, keys randomly fall off. [ alright so that one was obviously just applying to me. ] color guard is supposed to watch for you, not you watch for them. DUH! marching rule numbah 273! and uhhh never let your band director drop the Dr. Beat from the band tower. or the gock block...thought the gock block was funny. XD
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:21 pm
Never try to hide the pieces of someone else's instrument. They will get lost!
Never poke the marching instructor with your clarinet/flute/trombone while at attention.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:18 am
tested_and_true SweetSecrecy Never let your instrument get to close to a colorguard flag Never set it down on the ground where people will trip over it. Never let Brayden hold your instrument, keys randomly fall off. [ alright so that one was obviously just applying to me. ] color guard is supposed to watch for you, not you watch for them. DUH! marching rule numbah 273! and uhhh never let your band director drop the Dr. Beat from the band tower. or the gock block...thought the gock block was funny. XD Color Guard dosn't have to watch out for you if you in the wrong spot. (At least in my band)
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The most hygienic greeble
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:53 pm
tested_and_true SweetSecrecy Never let your instrument get to close to a colorguard flag Never set it down on the ground where people will trip over it. Never let Brayden hold your instrument, keys randomly fall off. [ alright so that one was obviously just applying to me. ] color guard is supposed to watch for you, not you watch for them. DUH! marching rule numbah 273! and uhhh never let your band director drop the Dr. Beat from the band tower. or the gock block...thought the gock block was funny. XD When you push the buttons on my friend's cell phone, it sounds like Dr. Beat. Well, 1-4 does. xD oh Never Step on a twirling baton.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:32 pm
Never put your bass down without its harness on a windy day it WILL roll away
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:06 pm
never hold you clarinet regaular cause it will randomly fall in half
(wait does that only happen to me)
never get a drummer mad at you cause well they have drumsticks.
never bein the front of a line goin fowards backwards (if you understand that) and fall becuase your friends will laigh and trample you and your instrument
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:22 pm
Don't hide in someone's band locker in a dark locker room... you WILL be groped. whee
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