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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:49 pm
 Deadpool was floped over on a pillow in the middle of the HQ, just lazing about. Weasel was sitting over by Taskmaster (whom the two had recently re-tracked down). He hadn't done a job as a mercenary in quite some time, and well he was really starting to wish he could kill something. It was what he did after all. Or maybe you know not kill, just...Chop. Really just get into a fight, that was what he needed, that would quell his bordom. And really if Tony had been in a decent enough mood then maybe he'd have tried to chop fight him.
His eyes stared half open at a small radio that sat infront of his nose, it was playing, but almost silently. His ears were pined back as he listened to the crackles and the snaps and the buzzing of people's voices, sounding from the tiny speaker. »~so I was watching-TV the other day-- and I just kept- thinking to myself how great of a preformance--«
"Bea Arthur! BEA ARTHUR!" Wade snarled at the small device, soon calming as the topic upon the radio changed.
He'd been at this for hours, just laying there upon the pillow and shouting things at the radio whenever he felt the urge to, or disagreed with something they said. His bright red and black tails lay about lifeless on the floor behind him, as he let out a yawn, eyes shutting before his gaze and attention returned to the little radio.
»a farmer walked--into an attorney-'s office----'no sir you don--'t understan-- ~HAHAHAHA!«
Stare.
»those flashing lights~ --cause a glare- --she's got me love stoned~ --from everywhere --I think that she knows~«
Stare.
»--women's poem --a man's who's not a creep-- thinks before-speaks~ spend- his cash won't be annoyed--love me to-- no end-«
»--man's poem --gifted flexible-nubile--woman --owns liquor- store --this doesn't rhyme--but- don't care-«
Stare.
»--now that-it's raining~ ----you can stand--under- ~umbrella ella--«
In the blink of an eye the merc whiped out one of his swords, jumping into the air. "YAHTZEE!" his unusual voice boomed as his sword soon smashed through the radio. Wade almost seemed to be suspended in the air as his sword struck the radio, but quickly toppled over onto his face...and then floped down on his stomach. "Guuuh~"
Bored. Oh so bored! Tony had been laying on the floor not to far from Wade, Weasel was oddly next to him working on some gun or something like that. Probably because Wade was so distracted..or rather had been distracted by the little radio. His yellow eyes shifted as he look to Weasel. "Any reason you two tracked me down?" Not like it was a hard thing to do, not in this world, and especially not when he wasn't even a criminal in this world. Well at least not yet anyway.
Weasel put down the weapon he was working on, one of his little fingers pushing up his glasses. "Uhh --I'm not to sure. I'm pretty sure Wade just wanted to get out of the house for a bit. -Seems like he'd be more entertained over there." It was bizare talking to Taskmaster like this. Not that Weasel didn't like Taskmaster, he more of didn't trust him.
"You two are still leaching-"
"-We aren't leaching. --Ok well maybe we are, but hey we haven't gotten kicked out yet, so nothing to complain about."
"HEY WILSON! -Any reason you decided to track me down again?"
"No. -Not really."
Tony blinked, a rather dull look on his face. Why did he hang around with these two again?
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:55 pm
 Bryna chose that moment to appear out of thin air above the group with a happy chirp and landed on Deadpool's head. "Hey Wade, guess what! I - oh, hi Mr. Skull-head." She peered at Taskmaster and Weasel for a moment thoughtfully and then shrugged. "Guess it doesn't matter if you're here."
She hopped off of Deadpool's head and tugged on his ear. "Waaaade~" She crouched down to peer at him eye to eye for a moment while his head was still on the floor and then she sat up on her hinds to point at her belly. "I'm gonna lay eggs! We lay eggs, by the way, which is weird for mammals, but that's how things work apparently."
She flopped on her back on the floor with a pleased look on her face and blinked at the radio. "Who- Wade, did you smash the radio?" She poked at it. "Ooh. I didn't know it had so many little dealybobs inside. Is it unplugged? I don't think the others would like it if we started an electrical fire in here."
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:47 pm
Deadpool's ear perked up swiftly as Bryna poped out of nowhere, landing upon his head. A grin peeled onto his features just as quickly as the female had poped up. "Bryna!" he canted his head to the right slightly, she had something to tell him? Well surprises were always fun.  'Ok well maybe surprises aren't always fun. -People sneeking up on you and yelling surprise as they chop off your head -That's not fun. --And when-'
The grin didn't leave his face after the silver haired Nobody hopped off his head and pointing at her stomach explaining how she was going to lay eggs. He nodded listening as best he could, after all a part of his mind was still stuck in the whole 'I'm bored' state, it would take a few minutes before he'd fully snap out of it...Though of course then that part of his mind would probably go off and think of random things as the rest of his mind kept listening to what Bryna was saying and whatever else was going on around him. It was quite clear that he had pretty much forgotten about Weasel and Tony the moment Bryna had poped up.
"That's great!" it hadn't quite clicked in the merc's mind that such thins ment that he had gotten her pregnant. Wouldn't take too long for him to figure it out however-
"WHAT?!" Tony seemed to shoot up onto his haunches as Bryna told Wade the news. Weasel just seemed to sit there with a 'did I hear that right?' look on his little face.
'Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. --Why hello little yellow nubs. -You may not be my yellow boxes, but I think you'll grow on me. --Like moss. -Chimichanga. Chimicha-'
"Not that I'm not happy for you Wilson, and I know you've been in this world longer then I have --But seriously? You haven't even been here a year and you already got your girlfriend pregnant." To be quite honest Tony was not going to stick around when those kids hatched. Dealing with Wade was enough, as if he wanted to deal with the guy's spawn.
Wade blinked for moment as he looked to Tasky, soon returning his gaze to Bryna. She was pregnant? Oh well that made sense. Though why she didn't just say that in the first place, he didn't know. "Well you know w- --Wait eggs? We're having twins?" Yeah, maybe if he had paid attetion in school he have understood that part too.
Weasel would have probably mentioned something about animals and the whole litter thing, but he was still clearly in shock.
"Hm? -Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. Or Tasky shot it a death glare." He took a moment to check to see if the radio was unpluged, tugging on the cord and pulling it from the wall with a grin.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:07 pm
Bryna gave Tasky a long, searching look before she finally piped up, "Well just because you're in denial about your relationship with your little catgirl friend is no reason to gripe at Wade." Nod. Then she pawed again at the radio. "And... well at least twins. Kitsu always have two, but we can have up to four... well, unless you're my aunt Nari and uncle Remus, they had six the second time around-"
She paused to stare at Weasel. "I think he's broken." Poke. Poke. Then she looked back at the radio when Wade pulled the plug from the wall. "Heeey does that mean we can take it apart? I always wondered what the little doohikies do." Grin. Tailwag. ...Poke Weasel again.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:51 pm
Tony huffed, flicking his tails like a cat, "She's not a friend. --And I wasn't griping. Oh I'm absolutly thrilled for the two of you." it wasn't hard to tell that he was being sarcastic in that last bit.
'She almost lost her mind~ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah~ --Why did I smash that radio? Maybe it was the song. --Hey! What happened to the yellow nubs? And I was just geting used to having them around too. -My first person narritive will never be the same.'
His tails waged, so they'd be getting twins or something like that. This would be different, very much so. Twins weren't all that common back home and well anything up from two was more rare then the last. -Hey, he could train the kids to be mercs to. He let out a whistle as Bryna had mentioned that her aunt and uncle had six kids from one pregnancy. Now that was a lot. "So we don't know how many then. I bet-- Wait. What do you do with so many kids?"
Perhaps his mind had fliped back to when Cable had been reverted back into a baby. A baby with telekenetic powers and who's legs moved faster then they had any right to. That and then there was the whole diaper thing.
Deadpool poked the radio, a piece of it unhinging and falling on the floor with a CLANK. "Yeah I think we can take it apart." Grin.
Weasel gently pushed Bryna's paw away. He was still a little shocked, but it was starting to wear off, with help of the poking. "-I'm not broken." he uttered, blinking. "It's just I live with you two and well --yeah. -I hope you don't expect me to babysit."
"-Yeah, same here. About the babysitting thing." He'd be sure that he wasn't around even if such things were tried. Though Wade did have an odd way of tracking him down no matter where he was.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:29 pm
Bryn rolled her eyes as Tony. "Keep telling yourself that. Maybe it'll be true one of these days." She grinned to herself. "Skull-head loves a cat-girl~"
Bryn continued to poke Weasel while responding to Wade's queery about what to do with so many kids. "Well, I was thinking about giving one to my brother, 'cause he's awesome, and he's always looked after me so I thought it would be cool if he could look after one of my kids, and well there'll be at least one more so we should keep that one, I dunno about any others-"
She looked down as Weasel shoved her paw away. "Why should you babysit? I mean the kids will probably wanna play with Uncle Weas but there's all kinds of people around here who'd help out and-"
Tony, too? "Et tu, Skull-head?" She put a paw to her forehead dramatically. "We might need your help, you know, 'cause the kids might need some tips from your snazzy fashion sense or something..." Snort. She went back to picking at the radio.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:23 pm
The skull faced merc rolled his eyes, a rather annoied look hidden beneath his mask. "Why don't I remeber you being this annoying." he shook his head, in this entire world just about everyone he knew or met was annoying. What luck.
Wade flicked his ears, "We can pawn off one of the kids?" That would certainly make the one or ones they had left a bit eaiser to handle. But wait, brother? Oh, he was that rocker guy in the dress robe thing. Yeah, that was her brother if he remembered correctly. "-See I like this place more and more everyday."
"-Except for the lack of jobs."
"Well yeah, there is that."
Weasel stood up giving his stubby tail a little flick. "Play with them?" he paused, eyes narrowing. How would he get anything done if he got stuck playing with kids, and if they turned out to be anything like their parents, then well, he'd probably be better off locking himself in some room. "-It's just knowing Wade he'll probably force me into watching one of them while the two of you do whatever it is you do."
"I will not. --Ok well maybe."
Snazzy fashion sense. Tony grunted. "Cute. -As if Wilson has any better fashion sense with his Spider-Man rip off costume." his tone was dry.
"-Oh come on. I changed it, kind of." He looked over his costume a bit, he had changed it, before it had been a bit more like Spider-Man's, but he had made it his own now.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:45 am
Bryn nodded. "Yeah, I mean, dad gave Revelin to uncle Xaldin to raise and lots of kitsu do that sorta thing when they have big litters. It's... a cultural thing I guess?" Shrug. She resumed poking at Weasel when he was done talking. "There's lots of people around here to watch the kids while we go do whatever it is we do. Though, if they're like Wade they'll come find you anyway." Griiiiiin. Then she turned and pointed at Tony. "He doesn't look like he's wearing panties on the outside of his clothes." Headtilt. "And who's Spider-man?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:05 am
Kid swap!
Well that sounded like some good fun. Just toss a kid here and there, clearly play favourites. Yeah, that sounded like some good times.
Weasel frowned. "That's not funny. -I guess I'm going to have to get used to it then? --Just so long as they don't stab me." that was one thing he was hoping the kids would not take after their father.
Right. The whole underwear thing all over again. Geeze people wer always bugging him about that. "I'm not the only one who has an outfit like that. -Besides, your boyfriend there actually wears womens underwear-"
"-I do?" Wade paused, blinking as he arched a brow. Oh yeah. "Well it was part of a costume, but I guess I have worn them when all my other laundry was dirty. --Don't tell anyone else, I'll lose my whole macho appeal."
The skull faced merc smirked beneath his mask, though it lasted less then a second. "Spider-Man's some guy named Peter Parker. Runs around in red and blue with a big spider symbol on his chest. Just some hero from our world."
"I threw him off a bridge once." Smile.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:40 pm
Bryn was rather rapidly losing interest in the conversation. She was also eyeing Wade in a way that would disgust the other two males in the room. She leaned over and nibbled on his ear. "Well... I'm going back up to my room. You can join me if you want to." She gave his neck a teasing n** through his costume and pranced off toward the stairs to head to her room.
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