OK, so, I was watching me some sports this evening. Pretty much all of them... well, of course not all of them, I mean who the HEY has time to watch Cricket or curling? But pretty much all the most important ones were covered.
I decided to record the time elapsed between tune ins and tune outs.
BASICALLY I would write down the time I got to a channel, and which sport was on, and then I wrote down the time I decided it was enough, and wrote down what I thought about it. And I came to discover something VERY interesting. Let me share with you my times in order of least watched to most watched.
((We just got satellite by the way, just goes to show ya what happens when your mom has to stay home all day and is bored out of her mind.))
Time = (minutes) sad seconds)
10. Golf-- Time elapsed - 00:43
Comments: THAT JUNK IS BORING YO!!! FOR REALS!!!!
09. Boxing-- Time Elapsed - 1:33
Comments: You know, this would be funnier if it was like... wait no... this junk is not cool, and it will never be... no wait, monkeys, boxing monkeys would be cute.
08. Soccer-- time Elapsed - 5:33
Comments: It's pretty cool, and interesting, but I don't see David Beckham, so there's no need for me to care about these guys.
07. Basketball-- Time Elapsed - 5:45
Comments: It was a close one with this and soccer, but basketball reminds me of Michale Jordan, and he's cool, so I prolly tried a little harder.
06. Auto racing-- Time Elapsed - 6:30
Comments: They go around in circles... K got it... now what? they go around some more... cool... Now what? They actually start the race... WOW... I only watched because they had a car with the number 24 on it.
05. Baseball-- Time Elapsed - 7:16
Comments: OK... Point? I don't get this, I mean they hit the ball, they run... then they make up a bunch of RANDOM rules to make it even more impossible for me to care. Why can't it be "you hit the ball you run" and that's it? BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT ME TO CARE!!!!!!!! The Yankees were playing, and I love those guys, so I stayed as long as I could to show support.
04. Winter Sports - 9:38
Comments: OK, some of this stuff is pretty cool, snowboarding has always been awsome, and I guess skiing is awsome too. Not many hot girls in the sport... and not many hot guys either... the well is kinda dry up on the slopes I guess.
03. Tennis-- Time Elapsed - 15:33
Comments: OK, how hot is Andy Roddick?? And how hot is Maria Sharapova? OK, now, who here thinks it would be SOO hot if those 2 just had a nice long match out in the sun together? TENNIS ROCKS MAN!!!!
02. Football-- Time Elapsed - 27:49
Comments: WOAH!!! This stuff is serious man. Like they are out for blood. I want to be a football player now, if only so I could smash into someone for NO REASON AT ALL!!! This stuff is great. I mean, I watch the Superbowl... well I go to Superbowl parties for the food... so I don't really care about football, but I could TOTALLY get into it.
AND THE SURPRISING AS HELL, NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!
HOCKEY-- Time Elapsed - 33:25
Comments: OMG they get into fights for like no reason, they all have REALLY weird teeth, I mean some guys have like PERFECT teeth, and the others have like just... eww teeth. And they fight, all the time... for NO reason... and it's like "so, when's the next fight?" and then it happens, and then you're like "AWESOME!!" and then you're like "so whens the NEXT fight?" and it happens again. AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
SOO what are YOU favorite sports Sniper Gamers??
You can do what I did and watch all of them and stuff. Or if you're weird you prolly already know your most favorite sports.
SO LETS GET OUT THERE AND KEEP ESPN RUNNING GUYS!!
And I wanna know what everyone thinks about sports too... Cuz It's ALWAYS fun to hear.
I decided to record the time elapsed between tune ins and tune outs.
BASICALLY I would write down the time I got to a channel, and which sport was on, and then I wrote down the time I decided it was enough, and wrote down what I thought about it. And I came to discover something VERY interesting. Let me share with you my times in order of least watched to most watched.
((We just got satellite by the way, just goes to show ya what happens when your mom has to stay home all day and is bored out of her mind.))
Time = (minutes) sad seconds)
10. Golf-- Time elapsed - 00:43
Comments: THAT JUNK IS BORING YO!!! FOR REALS!!!!
09. Boxing-- Time Elapsed - 1:33
Comments: You know, this would be funnier if it was like... wait no... this junk is not cool, and it will never be... no wait, monkeys, boxing monkeys would be cute.
08. Soccer-- time Elapsed - 5:33
Comments: It's pretty cool, and interesting, but I don't see David Beckham, so there's no need for me to care about these guys.
07. Basketball-- Time Elapsed - 5:45
Comments: It was a close one with this and soccer, but basketball reminds me of Michale Jordan, and he's cool, so I prolly tried a little harder.
06. Auto racing-- Time Elapsed - 6:30
Comments: They go around in circles... K got it... now what? they go around some more... cool... Now what? They actually start the race... WOW... I only watched because they had a car with the number 24 on it.
05. Baseball-- Time Elapsed - 7:16
Comments: OK... Point? I don't get this, I mean they hit the ball, they run... then they make up a bunch of RANDOM rules to make it even more impossible for me to care. Why can't it be "you hit the ball you run" and that's it? BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT ME TO CARE!!!!!!!! The Yankees were playing, and I love those guys, so I stayed as long as I could to show support.
04. Winter Sports - 9:38
Comments: OK, some of this stuff is pretty cool, snowboarding has always been awsome, and I guess skiing is awsome too. Not many hot girls in the sport... and not many hot guys either... the well is kinda dry up on the slopes I guess.
03. Tennis-- Time Elapsed - 15:33
Comments: OK, how hot is Andy Roddick?? And how hot is Maria Sharapova? OK, now, who here thinks it would be SOO hot if those 2 just had a nice long match out in the sun together? TENNIS ROCKS MAN!!!!
02. Football-- Time Elapsed - 27:49
Comments: WOAH!!! This stuff is serious man. Like they are out for blood. I want to be a football player now, if only so I could smash into someone for NO REASON AT ALL!!! This stuff is great. I mean, I watch the Superbowl... well I go to Superbowl parties for the food... so I don't really care about football, but I could TOTALLY get into it.
AND THE SURPRISING AS HELL, NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!
HOCKEY-- Time Elapsed - 33:25
Comments: OMG they get into fights for like no reason, they all have REALLY weird teeth, I mean some guys have like PERFECT teeth, and the others have like just... eww teeth. And they fight, all the time... for NO reason... and it's like "so, when's the next fight?" and then it happens, and then you're like "AWESOME!!" and then you're like "so whens the NEXT fight?" and it happens again. AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
SOO what are YOU favorite sports Sniper Gamers??
You can do what I did and watch all of them and stuff. Or if you're weird you prolly already know your most favorite sports.
SO LETS GET OUT THERE AND KEEP ESPN RUNNING GUYS!!
And I wanna know what everyone thinks about sports too... Cuz It's ALWAYS fun to hear.
Don't be dissin' basketball 
