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Hi Miss Ovaries,
Please process your eggs properly. If they don't get invaded by my boyfriend's sperm, please flush them out at the end of the month in a proper red tide. Don't let them sit there, all cystic like, producing androgens that make me gain weird weight, grow odd hair, break out when I'm stressed, and crave high glycemic index carbs.

Hi Dell,
Make my computer work. Or better yet, don't sell laptops that are going to break 50billion ways 50 billion times. My cheap s**t Averatec notebook worked, my laptop from Dell just breaks here and breaks there and I swear it's a good thing we got the repair policy or we'd have paid for it 50 times over by now with how often this damn thing has broken in the WEIRDEST ways.

Dear Academic Advising Office,
Run my ******** prerequisite check and run it ******** NOW! Don't wait till the day before the semester starts to let me know I don't have the prereqs like you did last semester. Do. It. Now!

Dear Business Writing Teacher,
Gimme a ******** A (or a B+) or I'll write you the worst ratemyprof review *ever*. Your grading system sucks balls.

Dear smokers at the restraunt work's holiday part was at,
Get lung cancer. Second hand smoke irritation makes me sick for days afterwards and it's *not* pretty. Why can't this be California with no indoor smoking except in private homes?

Dear weather,
Stop ******** ice raining on my god damn car already. Either give us piles of fluffy delicious snow after my exams are over, or just give us dry-cold-non-icy weather.

FIELD TRIP TO IL!

Shhhh!