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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:23 pm
Picture it: Erik the Jedi Knight.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:24 pm
Novel!Christine, the hooker. gonk
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:28 pm
Raoul... the garbage man. XD
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:29 pm
actually I always envisioned that Erik would be like Darth Vader and the Persian was Obi-wan becuase whenever I read the book I always got this feeling that Persian was dressed in all white while the phantom was dressed in black and especially watching the new episode three when Obi-wan steps off Padme's ship and is all angelic looking I'm just like
"HOMIGOSHITSALLTHEDAROGACOMINGTOENACTJUSTICEONTEHPHANTOM!!" And of course the phantom fits those cheesy lines at the end of episode three
Sith Lord:"erm...Padme's dead, you sort of *heh* killed her with your anger, sorry about that"
Darth Vader:"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
And put into the Phantom's realm....
Persian:"erm...Christine left you, she sort *heh* ran away when you were all "argh I wanna rape you"...sory about that"
Phantom::"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:30 pm
Carlotta, the Klingon translator for the mental institution.
Way out, but I thought it was amusing.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:33 pm
Eric_the_Phantom Sith Lord:"erm...Padme's dead, you sort of *heh* killed her with your anger, sorry about that" Darth Vader:"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" And put into the Phantom's realm.... Persian:"erm...Christine left you, she sort *heh* ran away when you were all "argh I wanna rape you"...sory about that" Phantom::"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:33 pm
Raoul....one of the Survivor finalists
Erik....one of the contestants picked for "Queer eye for the straight guy"
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:18 pm
Christine, the next Fear Factor hostess!
Christine: YOU THINK YOU KNOW FEAR?! TRY BEING KIDNAPPED BY A FREAK WHO LIVES UNDERGROUND WHO'S PSYCHOTIC AND DEFORMED TO HELL! Yeah... then try having him touch you in dirty places... yah... Stomach not feeling to good now? Aw.... POOR BABY !!!!
Phantom, barny's new friend!
Barney: Hello kids! Lets welcome our new friend, Phantom!
Phantom: What the... why am I on this show?
Baby Bop: Lets give him a hug!
Phantom: Get this demon wench off me!
Barney: Now thats not nice... Common kids, lets sing our song!
*Everyone but Phantom, clinging to Phantom* I love you! You love me!
Phantom: AHHH!!! *starts ripping hair out*
Everyone-P: We're a Happy Family!
Phantom, clawing at the floor trying to get away: Someone, SAVE ME!!!!
Everyone-P: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!
Phantom, crying: This is So proof that the world hates me!
Everyone-P: Won't you say you love me too!
Phantom: F%&K NO!!!
Raoul, the new ringbearer for Lord of the Rings
Raoul: I, shall take the ring to Mordor...
Frodo: But you don't know the way
Raoul: Well I'll get people to help me... like you did!
Frodo: But no one likes you... and you whine to much
Raoul: I do not!!! MOMMY WHERE'S MY PONY! I'M GOING TO MORDOR!
Raouls Mom: No your not! You'll catch a death of chill!
Raoul: Mom, Mordor is a volcano...
Raouls Mom: I don't care your not going!
Raoul, whispering to Frodo: Lets go anyways
Frodo: your on your own loser...
Thats all I have for now...
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:50 am
*jumping on the silliness bandwagon*
Erik, the babysitter!
Mom: Okay, now there's baby formula in the fridge--
Erik: formula? You women don't squirt your own anymore?
Mom: .... *thwap* ANYWAY! There's also babyfood in the pantry and the clean diapers are by the crib. BYE BYE! *runs out, screaming "I'm free!!"*
Erik: ...okay then. Now where's the baby?
Baby: o.o *burp*
Erik: ... >>;; Okay. So it says here on this list I need to feed you like... now.
Baby: =D!!
Erik: *takes baby and tried giving it strained peas. Which are yucky no matter how you look at it* Now, here comes the gondola!
Baby: X( *shakes head*
Erik: Eat, curse you! See? It's goo-*takes spoonful*--OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!! *spits it out*
Baby: =D *claps*
Erik: You think that's funny, do you? Well HERE! *force feeds baby* EAT IT!!
Baby: o_o *stinky smell eminates from nether region*
Erik: .... no.
Baby: =(!!!
Erik: NO. I am NOT doing that!
~~**Five minutes and a smelly baby later**~~
Erik: I can't believe I'm doing this.
Baby: =3
Erik: *takes diaper off* O_O!!! WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER FEED YOU?! *faints from smell*
Dirty diaper: *lands on Erik's head* =D
Baby: =D
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:52 am
 OMFG I love you Utakan! *rolls around laughing* rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:27 am
Well, after dying from reading the barney's new friend and erik the babysitter, I wish i had something funny to say... *cries*
*Immagines the Brady Bunch in that box stack thing with their faces. Alice is replaced by a very unhappy Erik*
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:53 am
Eric_the_Phantom Raoul....one of the Survivor finalists Erik....one of the contestants picked for "Queer eye for the straight guy" There was a Fan Fic written about that second one. =D ----------- Erik, the cheesy western car-salesman. Erik: Come on down now, ya'll, and HOOOooOOOoooOOO-doggie do we got a deal for YOU! Christine, the technological expert. Christine: Well, you see, you need to plug your webcam into your USB port to make it work, also, waxing your modem does not make it go faster, it tends to hurt your computer. Ya dig? Erik: I still don't get it. Also, you're hot.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:59 pm
Carlotta: the english teacher.
It amuses me for some reason. xD
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:08 pm
The Phantom...as the role of the Joker in the next Batman Movie. (Don't ask, had Batman Begins on the brain since I saw it)
Erik: *reading lines* ...These are ridiculous!
Director: What are?
Erik: My lines! "What's the matter? 'Bat' got your tongue?" "Since my sideplitters don't tickle you, how about a skull splitter?" ...And why do I have to laugh at everything?
Director: You're the Joker.
Erik: Half of these puns aren't even funny!
Director: Sure they are. They were well-thought out. The audience will love em.
Erik: And this suit?! Purple isn't even my color!
Director: You look great in purple.
Erik: O_O
Director: And green hair definitely suits you.
Erik: O_O WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?! gonk *runs away screaming*
Director: ...We'd better not tell him about his brand new smile...
Erik: *from dressing room; sees reflection; mask and face have been transformed so he looks like the Joker* O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Director: ...Maybe we should have cast him as Batman...
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:16 pm
lmao!!!!
Oh and I love the baby joker and harley picture in your sig n.n
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