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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:19 pm
All credit goes to The Official Inuyasha Guild. When postin bloopers, plz put 1 blooper in each post.
Kagome: *comes running out of her trailer* Sango!!
Sango: *looks up from reading a magazine* What?
Kagome: Did you borrow one of my school uniforms? I need it for the next scene!
Sango: Umm... No. Maybe Ayame did!
Kagome: *runs over to Ayame who's talking with Koga* Ayame!
Ayame: What?
Kagome: Did you borrow my school uniform?
Ayame: No. Try Kikyo.
Kagome: *runs over to Kikyo* Did you borrow my school uniform?!?!
Kikyo: Nope! Try Jakotsu!
Kagome: *groans and runs over to Jakotsu* Do you have my school uniform?
Jakotsu: No! But i think i saw someone walk by with a few! They went into there! *he pointed at Miroku's trailer*
Kagome: Thanks! *runs over to the trailer* Do I want to know why he took them...? Yes! I have to get them back! *she slowly cracked the door and saw InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, and Miroku all wearing a uniform and drinking tea (Like a little girls tea set)*
InuYasha: *pats the teddy bear that sitting next to him in a chair on the head* Would you like some more tea Mr. Snuggles?
Kagome: oh... my... god..... *she faints*
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:21 pm
*When Inuyasha is pinned to the tree*
*Wakes up 2 weeks later*
Inuyasha:*notices he can't get out*Crap..
*year 5*
*An apple falls off a tree and rolls on the ground*
Inuyasha:*tries to grab it*
A squirrel takes it.
Inuyasha:S***!!!
*year 15*
*Picks his nose*
*year 30*
Inuyasha:23 bottles of beer on the wall 23 bottles of beer!
*Year 45*
Inuyasha:*sees someone* Get me out of here!
Kaede biggrin on't ye help him.
*Guy walks away*
Inuyasha biggrin AMMIT!!!
*year 50*
Inuyasha:*is asleep*
Kagome:I want to touch his ears.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:22 pm
In the middle of an intense battle with Naraku... Inuyasha is wounded. Miroku springs into action.....
Miroku: Wind tunnel!!!
*no sound or sucking comes*
Miroku: *ahem* WIND TUNNEL!!!
*silence*
*Sango and the others start laughing*
Miroku: I said wind tunnel!!!!
*silence*
director: Sorry, forgot to turn the fans on!
Miroku: *sigh* Not again!
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:24 pm
Inuyasha: Kagome, you little flench!
Director: CUT! *sighs* Inuyasha, baby, it's wench, okay? WENCH! W-e-n-c-h!
Inuyasha: IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!
Director: Flench is fine.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:25 pm
Inuyasha: WINDSOR!!
Director: CUT!!! THAT'S THE THOUSANDTH TIME, INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: Oh yeah?! WHY DON'T YOU GET ANOTHER HALF DOGDEMON?! I QUIT!!
Kagome: SIT BOY!!
Inuyasha: *falls on face* Mgurrmmgrrmmmph!!!
Kagome: Oh shut up.
*Brock from pokemon walks onto scene all of a sudden*
Brock: Aw man. I'm lost! Again!
*Brock sees Sango rehearsing and his eyes turn into heart as he floats over to her*
Brock: Why, hello lovely lady!
Sango: *O_o*
Brock: Will you be my girlfriend?!
Sango: *slaps Brock*
Miroku:*runs up and his face is in Brock's face* YOU TRYING TO PICK UP ON MY GIRL?!
Brock: Your girl?
Miroku: *>.<* WINDTUNNEL!
Sango: I need to talk to my manager.
Director: *O_O;;* Argh. Take five everybody. *says to self* Man, I knew I should have become a doctor like mother said...
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:28 pm
Sesshoumaru: I'm a pwetty widdle butterfly...*prances around*...Um...you didn't get that on tape, did you? o-o;;
Inuyasha: *snicker* >3 *holds film behind back* Oh, no...of course not...
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:30 pm
Naraku *Does an 80's move, then sits down and gives everyone a 'what are you staring at face' *
Kagura: I can't Believe I'm related to you...
Naraku: *holds out Kagura's heart*
Kagura: That gets old you know..
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:31 pm
Kagome: *sits down on Shippo*
Shippo: Help me! You are sitting on me!
Kagome: Oh sorry. I didn't know I would sit on you.
InuYasha: *plummets to the ground*
Kagome: Whoops! Sorry about that!
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:32 pm
*Kikyo and InuYasha running in a field of flowers*
Kikyo: InuYasha!
Inuyasha: Kikyo!
*Both to them have their hands held out to embrace each other.*
*Then a rock trips Kikyo.*
Kikyo: Inuyasha!!!
*The ground splits and she falls down into it*
Inuyasha: Kikyo!!!
*He rushes to the edge of the rocky cliff and looks down with an outstretched hand.*
Inuyasha: -blink- -blink-
*Kagome appears about 20 meters away.*
Kagome: Hey Inuyasha let's go!
*Inuyasha gets up and turns around with a smile.*
Inuyasha: Coming!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:34 pm
*Inuyasha is in human form and is about to become a half demon again*
Demon: This is the end puny human!
Inuyasha: Not likely *smirk*
*Inuyasha transforms back into a half demon and pulls out tetsusaiga*
Inuyasha: You''re finished!
Demon: *rolls around laughing* Pink hair! pink hair!
*Inuyasha realizes he has pink hair instead of silver*
InuYasha: Alright! Who gave me the wrong wig!?
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:35 pm
Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are fighting in their father's tomb
Sesshoumaru: (grabs his ear and runs his fingers through his hair)
Inuyasha: uumm!!! Sesshoumaru, don't you think that kinda girly???
Sesshoumaru: !!! girly???
Director: ummm I think Inuyasha is right, Sesshoumaru... maybe you shouldn't run your fingers through your hair like that....
Sesshoumaru: HOW DARE YOU CALL I, SESSHOUMARU, GIRLY. (transforms into his huge dog demon form and attacks Inuyasha and the director)
Inuyasha and Director: aaahhhhh (run away and hide)
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:36 pm
Scene: when Rin offers Sesshoumaru food
Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) grrrr!! EAT THE FOOD, YOU NEED TO GET BETTER!! (shoves it into his face)
Director: CUT! Rin, you're not suppose to shove the food into Sesshoumaru's face, stick to the script
Rin: oh ok
Director: ok take two ... and action
Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) ahhhh! grrrrr!! (shoves the food into Sesshoumaru's face again, and start whacking him in the face) EAT *punch* THE *punch* FOOD!!! *punch*
Director: RIN CALM DOWN!! (but she still punching him) GET SECURITY!!! (they grab Rin and she finally calms down)
Sesshoumaru: (lays motionless)
Rin: uhh Sesshoumaru? oh no, I think he's dead (runs away)
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:37 pm
Scene: when Inuyasha punches a hole in Yura's chest
Yura: !!!! what the???? YOU JERK (slaps Inuyasha and he goes flying)
Director: Inuyasha, what are you doing? You're suppose to punch a hole through her chest, not grab it!
Kagome: (to Inuyasha) You pervert!
Inuyasha: but... what did I do wrong??? My script says... (Miroku is giggling in the background)
Inuyasha: (to Miroku) you changed my script!?!?! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh die you stupid monk (chasing after Miroku with his Tetsusaiga)
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:39 pm
Scene: when Naraku is spying on Kikyou
Kikyou: Naraku, I know you're here
Naraku: sharp as ever, Kikyou.... but, how do you always know when I'm around?
Kikyou: .............. your theme music is a dead give away
Naraku: -_-;
Inuyasha Group: WHAT??? Naraku has his own theme music?
Director: ............ how dumb are these people?
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:42 pm
Scene: (Inuyasha is fighting it out with Seshoumaru for the uptillienth time. Shippo and Miroku are whispering to each other.)
Shippo: (Whispering to Miroku) Why are we here again? We don't do any fighting. And we're not in any of the major love triangles.
Miorku: (Whispering back to Shippo) Well, the way I see it. You're the comic relief and I'm the eye candy.
Shippo: (Whispering to Miroku) But... I thought that Inuyasha was the eye candy. And Seshoumaru and Kouga and what about-
Miroku: (Harshly, whispering to Shippo) No, no! Trust me! I'm the major one. Top dog if you will.
Shippo: (Whispering to Miroku) But aren't Inuyasha and Sessho-
Miroku: (Harshly whispering to Shippo) No, they're not!
Shippo: They're not Dog Demons?!
Miroku: No, no that's not what I- (Falls unconscious)
Inuyasha: Top dog my a**! (Rubs his fist before crossing his arms across his chest)
Sesshoumaru: (Stalks over, runs his fingers through his hair then places a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder) Ahem?! Are you implying that you're top dog?
Inuyahsa: (Hits Sesshoumaru's hand off) And what if I am?!
Sesshoumaru: (Smirks) Then you're stupider than I thought you were. (Throws a sexy look at the camera) 'Cause everyone knows that I'm the top dog around here.
Inuyasha: (Glares at his half-brother) I'll show you! (Swears at him and draws his Tetsusaiga) You're goin' down!
Sesshoumaru: (Draws Toukijin) Yeah, right!
Shippo: (Thinking to himself) They're all crazy! Everyone knows that the ladies like Foxes better than Dogs or Wolves anyday! Silly little monks don't even stand a chance. (Smiles to himself then says aloud) I am the one sleeping with Kagome after all!
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: (Turn glaring at Shippo) What did you say?!
Shippo: (Stepping away) Oops! Heh heh heh... (Swallows hard) My bad...
Scene: (Miroku is lying unconscious on the ground. While Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru chase after Shippo as he runs as fast as his little fox legs will go)
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