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Total Votes : 6


Soothsayer Jeckal

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:33 pm


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=93386908

Before we start, that is a myspace link to listen to the beat this song is supposed to be rapped to. Now...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:36 pm


There were four strippers in the ring one in each corner Dancing. The lights kicked in, flashing red with a broight strobe light. Esoteric and Tavarius stood in the ring each with a mic in thier hand. Esoteric had assumed his B-Boy stance, before busting out a flow while dancing around the ring and rapping.

Anyone that wants to battle come and step to me
Let the Druid stomp your asses to eternity
Divine blessing rain down upon the Prophet and Druid we're untouchable
The only bitches we'll tolerate are the ones that are ********
Tavarius and Es will take all you punk pussies to hell
If we weren't gettin paid best belive we'd be in an 8 by 8 cell
We be like shiny diamonds lighting your way through the darkness
We'll keep battling never falter stay strong and to you heathens remain heartless

Soothsayer Jeckal


Schevia

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:47 pm


Tavarius bops his head to the beat.

"Awww yeah, this is divinity in motion. Hey Eso, yo"

A liquidation is upon your heathen souls
Who speak in brb's rofl's and lol's
Oh heed the words of the living Prophet
All you haters, players, bitches, gangsta's, gothics, skaters, dwarfs and hobbits
We're taken names and we're writing them in the book
Of all the ones that you used and then forsook
Fear your judgment and your place in deep disgrace
And stay rooted as I take my sock and bust your face
Yo, try me now, accuse me of spreading lies
And maybe Eso will lift the veil from your eyes
You can't shake us, we're made of brass and steel
Cause we're the fruit of the mighty Yggdrasiel
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:49 pm


Eso moved closer to Tavarius and stood back to back with him as together they dropped the bridge.


Words in grab you koran say your hail mary and hold your cross
You can follow us or burn in hell the choice is yours but at what cost?

Soothsayer Jeckal


Schevia

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:56 pm


Word up The Inquisition is here and this event is colassle
E-S the Esoteric with Tavarius we're the Hip-Hop Apostles


"Take it Eso"
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:58 pm


Esoteric broke away from Tavarius and continued his Dance as he rapped.

We be The Inquisition
Trick your minds like magicians
In the clubs we pay no admission
We got an armory full of ammunition
Strike and disappear like an apparation <******** the Rent-A-Gays we the new edition
Beat you by pin or submission
When we done you need a mortician
Prophet and Druid got one mission
If you got it lets here your rendition
We do what we want no permission
If you don't like it its our asses you can be kissin!


"Tav homie. Tell theese people how we do it!"

Soothsayer Jeckal


Schevia

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:03 pm


Our message from divinity is purely euphoric
Making our presence the essence of something historic
We're cleansing rain fallin' down to thunder
Washing away dirt and unveiling our plunder
Your darkest desires are embodied within us
Your hearts' constrictions like greed, envy, and lust
Take a look and see, you'll find this Druid and me
Are more than apparitions playing to your inhibitions, yo
Our powers are infinite as large as hurricane tsunamis
Crushing your skulls and folding bones like origami
You can't mock this s**t, or our righteous zealousy
Just cause our mere presence invokes your own jealousy
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:11 pm


Esotheric stopped dancing and spoke theese last few words.

You aint mad at us you mad at what we are
We're the next greatest superstars
Wannabe cats try to jock us but they're a disgrace
Stepping to Tav or Esoteric will cause your fall from grace


"Tav man, you got anything else you wanna say?"

Soothsayer Jeckal


Schevia

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:28 pm


"Of course I do."

My homie Eso just explained it all
I just got one more thing to say to y'all
You're a fool to think our message is mistaken
Cause even dogs can distinguish treats from real bacon
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:25 pm


With Tavarius' last words red, silver, and gold purotechnics shot off on the ramp, titantron, ring and stage. Tibetan hookers slid from the ceilings on poles.

Soothsayer Jeckal


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:36 pm


Schevia

Cause we're the fruit of the mighty Yggdrasiel

((ToS ruled! xd ))
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:00 pm


(( talk2hand <---- that guys is meant to those people that voted with hate! Probably just losers from Speed that can't hang with the big dogs.))

Soothsayer Jeckal

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