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 Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:06 am
:3 horoscopes, They're pretty common to hear about.... Anyone feel like making some up with me?
Aries- Due to certain complications in your life you will think of a clever way to get out of it. Be cautious with what you say it may be taken the wrong way
Taurus- Life's been good recently. Keep it up. But do not forget about the people around you. Share the good life.
Gemini- Due to opportunity conflicts you couldn't do all you wanted. Don't fret, the opportunities you couldn't do shall arise again.
Cancer- Sensitivity has not been your friend lately. But don't fret! Things are going to look up eventually!
Leo- A new friend will come your way, but so will a poisoner. Choose wisely. You'll be glad you did. Or be stricken with many conflicts
Virgo- A project coming up will give you great grief. Take breaks every so often to avoid becoming over stressed.
Libra- As of late, things haven't been going your way. Things will change soon if you let them.
Scorpio- Take life by the horns, you have all the means coming to you.
Sagittarius- Stress will come into your life very soon. But don't worry, it will alleviate soon. Remember to do things you like to do on the side.
Capricorn- Things haven't been as certain as you like as of recent. Try to plan things as precisely as possible to avoid this.
Aquarius- Friends have been good to you lately, be cautious- there's a slanderer in the group. Potential fights may break out.
Pisces- Due to previous actions you've gotten into trouble, it's passed. Remember to consider options after an action has been done before carrying such action out.
Disclaimer: This entire thing is all bull- I made them all up biggrin
It's your turn now to make some up.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:13 pm
Taurus-today your strength shall superceed you
Pisces- good fortune lies ahead for those who wait.
Gemini-you shall have a problem with your personality today, your friends may be aflicted
Virgo-you are destined to be forever a virgin.
Cancer- an unfound friendship lies in the near future.
Leo- Today, you shall find time to reflect upon yourself and discover some true meaning.
Scorpio-An Opputrunity shall arise today, it is yours to decide whether or ot to grasp it.
Aries-Someone near to you shall harm you, don't hold a grudge
Aquarius-today shall be one of peace, but don't let your guard down.
Saggitarius-You shall be afllicted by some strong anxiety, let it release before it builds up.
Libra-Before the day is ended something near to you shall be lost
diclaimer surprised nce again it's a bunch of bullshit, but virgo's I had to mess wtih you.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:37 pm
Horror Scopes
Aries- A loved one of yours will be lost. Ten years later you will see them in a crowd but be unable to reach out to them
Taurus- You will be diagnosed with a terminal illness. Not being able to bear the site of you your family and friends will all leave you. Stricken for money you have to move to Camden, until you die.
Gemini- Today you will be killed by the hands of a friend.
Cancer- Tomorrow you will be sentenced to life without parole for being wrongfully accused of killing a gemini.
Leo- Because you can't see the spice of life and the great people around you, you will always be lonely.
Virgo- You will be raped at a party you shouldn't have been at in the first place.
Libra-The person you love the most will die in a fatal car crash.
Scorpio- You will kill some one in a fatal car crash. not being able to bear the guilt you take your own life.
Sagittarius-Your addictions, whatever they be, cause your family to suffer and eventually leave you in your pit of poverty.
Capricorn- The next time you sneeze your brain will hemorrhage causing you to become a vegetable The rest of your life you can no longer commune with your fellow living.
Aquarius- Heart break is headed your way, eternal heartbreak anyone you ever love will turn on you and hurt you.
Pisces- You'll have jury duty for the next three months because a cancer killed a gemini.
Disclaimer: There is no disclaimer if you believe anything I've said, thats your problem. =P
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:23 pm
Aries- You are intelligent and arrogant, which can get kind of annoying. Enough said.
Taurus- You're grounded. You're straight forward. Work on your explosive temper.
Gemini- You have multiple personalities. But don't worry, that's what makes you cool. Try to pick up another.
Cancer- Try to overcome your hypersensitivity. ... and sit up straight.
Leo- You're nice. People like you. mrgreen
Virgo- Stop trying to be so perfect. dramallama
Libra- Don't get off balance. You'll eat yourself out and end up doing stupid things, like dropping a glass plate out of the car window while doing 70 miles per hour on the highway. =/
Scorpio- You are full of crap and full of pride. Everyone seems to like you, but the select few smart people want to beat you over the head with a badgermole. ... work on that. stare
Sagittarius- You have no will power. Maybe living in a hole will help you out some.
Capricorn- Jesus was a Capricorn. You're just as boring.
Aquarius- -______________________-
Pisces- Don't take it personally when people call you Niagra Falls. They're only speaking the truth.
Disclaimer: This is actually mostly true. >.<
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:39 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:10 pm
Hmm...I'm Gemini, so that means I'm bipolar, and according to the depressed optimist I'm going to be kileed by one of my frien- Hey the door bell is ringing, let me get it *leaves computer* Arrgh!!!!!!!!!....*blood flows on the computer* New I shouldn't of trusted that b*****d of a friend Dalton....
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:32 pm
Realitys Marionette Hmm...I'm Gemini, so that means I'm bipolar, and according to the depressed optimist I'm going to be kileed by one of my frien- Hey the door bell is ringing, let me get it *leaves computer* Arrgh!!!!!!!!!....*blood flows on the computer* New I shouldn't of trusted that b*****d of a friend Dalton....
I'm a gemini too... But I thought we were schizo not bipolar?
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:20 pm
[ ] I'm a Leo. I could've been a Virgo if I wasn't born a week early. []
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:24 pm
T i f a [] I'm a Leo. I could've been a Virgo if I wasn't born a week early. [] Hmm...so you could of forever been a virgin. ha ha....in your face....wait what am I gloating about? but yeah, I do have akward personality shifts, go gemini, the master of duel personality. In fact, I have a personality for each group of my friends. The online world is where they all meet. Although my personalities change every day.... ninja
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:57 pm
Realitys Marionette T i f a [] I'm a Leo. I could've been a Virgo if I wasn't born a week early. [] Hmm...so you could of forever been a virgin. ha ha....in your face....wait what am I gloating about? but yeah, I do have akward personality shifts, go gemini, the master of duel personality. In fact, I have a personality for each group of my friends. The online world is where they all meet. Although my personalities change every day.... ninja []
I'd say that I have the qualities of both Leo and Virgo. Sometimes I want to be the center of attention, but other times I want to stay in the background. I've been told that I'm pretty quiet most of the time.
You have a different personality for each group of friends? That must confuse a lot of people.
[]
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:57 am
I am definitely a capricorn....
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:33 am
T i f a Realitys Marionette T i f a [] I'm a Leo. I could've been a Virgo if I wasn't born a week early. [] Hmm...so you could of forever been a virgin. ha ha....in your face....wait what am I gloating about? but yeah, I do have akward personality shifts, go gemini, the master of duel personality. In fact, I have a personality for each group of my friends. The online world is where they all meet. Although my personalities change every day.... ninja []
I'd say that I have the qualities of both Leo and Virgo. Sometimes I want to be the center of attention, but other times I want to stay in the background. I've been told that I'm pretty quiet most of the time.
You have a different personality for each group of friends? That must confuse a lot of people.
[] Yeah it kinda does, especially now that some of my groups of friends are interlocking, now I will combine both personalities, gemini hits me on the head, all the descriptions, everything, so yeah gemini, is me in a nutshell.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:29 pm
that's kind of odd... I have strictly gemini qualities but one day earlier I would've been a taurus... x_o I dislike them... they tend to always think they're right and when you prove them wrong they get all angry....
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:33 pm
T i f a [] I'm a Leo. I could've been a Virgo if I wasn't born a week early. []
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:31 am
Yeah, damn taurus, i can't believe that we have signs that describe us pretty well, the people that are taurus, well if your a band kid you'll get this next part, they make are trumpet section, bastards. Constantly over cocky, think they have the worlds largest ego and p***s. Fags all of em.
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