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The show started off with a brief promo of Tavarius and Esoteric rapping in the ring

"Well let me throw down some prophecy for you..."

"How many heathens do I have to slay?..."

The show started and it showed Esoteric and Tavarius chillin in what looked like to be a living room. Each had thier own beanbag chair The room seemed smokey, and on the table between Eso and Tavarius was a 4 ft purple and red bong.

A nerdy looking guy in a suit entered the room, with a microphone.

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the first installation of The Inquisitions first show entitled God's Angry Men, which will be starring Tavarius and Esoteric. I am Nobody Fresh. Just a follower of the Prophecy's and a student of The Druid's. I'm just here to Ask the questions YOU want answered."

The man sat on a bean bag between Tavarius and Esoteric.

"The first question that came in is a three part question. Tavarius why did you leave The Renegades, and Esoteric do you always rap when you speak and do you feel bad about potentially killing one of EEW's greatest factions?" "This question came from Mandy in Phonix Arizona."

Tavarius assumed a thinking pose and stared at the camera.

"That's a very good question Mandy. And a good question should come with a good answer. And survey says: cause Cardok's a lazy b***h and he did nothin' for me."

Eso looked at Tav a shoked look on his face.

"Woah thier Jared. Lets get one thing straight. I am Just that, straight. Quit tryin to get ahold of my balls. Theres no use in tryin to lie. You know we be ridin fly. Second. No, I had to intention of teaming up. Infact, I planned on being solitary. Sometimes you get thrown a curveball though. I just rolled with it."

"You mean besides me?"

Tavarius leaned back and looked at Eso.

"I don't mind showing a gal that I'm no minor prophet, provided that eye protection is provided when necessary.... and some financial support is always accepted. The life of a Prophet is a life of poverty and hardship, especially at the strip clubs."

"As for why I'd want to team up with Eso here, well that's not so hard to answer. Eso here has a reputation for taking s**t, dealing s**t, and bashing skulls when necessary. He's got a tongue that's been blessed by angels, as bitches know, cause bitches love a good tongue. In essence, we know how we operate cause our background's the same. That's why we just flow, undestand?"

Eso recovered from laughing at Tavarius' response.

"Speaking of blessed tounges, Tav and I were in a strip club called Bazookas... thats when I found out some girls call Tav here the 'Silver Tounged Devil' I looked at him and laughed. Hes a STD! Anyway... I'm not a fan of the Rent-A-Gays. Especially Cardok. He should change his name to skittles. Hes the head Rent-A-Gay and for 66 cents any queer can taste his rainbow. For real though... You see when he tried to get all up in mine and Tav's grill with his Pimp Danzig? I got a message for them."

Eso looked at the camera.

"Skittles... this goes out for you and all other Rent-A-Gays. Next time grown folks talkin' Bitches shut the ******** up."

Tavarius was hitting up Eso's bong when he was asked the question. Blowing smoke he sat back.

"Steve, you're gonna just have to sit back and watch your magical tube to find out that answer. And keep your eyes on the TV too. Now Joey's no ********. He's got a good head on his shoulders, always doing the right thing and that kind of s**t. That's why he's a Saint. Now even if he can spit out the flow, he makes up for it in the ring. If he's smart, he knows not to make an enemy out divinity. Now if he wants to chill with Skittles and be Fruity Pebbles, he's gotta know the consequences of that. And you don't wanna see when the Inquisition gets down right religious."

Eso looked utterly confused.

"Being from Boston as well I won't insult you Andrew. Instead I will say..."

Eso turned to Tavarius

"Pass the weed foo! Then lets go hit up a strip club."

Nobody Fresh looked at the camera. "Well guys thats it for this weeks installation of God's Angry Men. Tune in next week and see who our special guest is."

The camera slowly faded into view. Esoteric and Tavarius were in thier usuall bean bag chairs, Nobody fresh was on a stool, and there was an extra bean bag chair for the guest.

Esoteric set a bong on the table near Tavarius and exhaled a cloud of smoke.

"Bitches and gentlemen welcome to God's Angry men. As always I'm Esoteric, and this is my partner Tavarius. If you don't know by now this is our weekly show brought to you courtesy of EEW.com. Now if EEW would give us a pay raise we'd be able to get some half naked biancas up in here yadadamean?"