*ASAP by T.I. begins to play*
ASAP, ASAP, ASAP
Snypa: When I first came to EEW, I didn't think that my wrestling career would blow up the way it did. But now that I look back on it, I'm pretty proud of my accomplishments. The first thing that comes to mind when you say "EEW" are my matches with my tag team partner, Atrocity.
Robot Commander Diamus
Atrocity slowly gets up and picks up Snypa and then he sets him up for his View of Atrocity finisher on the ladder.
Damien Blaze
Snypa goes to roll through for a Victory Roll pin as an attempt to counter the View of Atrocity.
Damien Blaze
Snypa puts Atrocity on the table. He grabs the chair that was in the corner. Climbing the ladder and reaching the top, Snypa goes for the Hangtime with chair under his legs.
Robot Commander Diamus
Atrocity has caught his breath now and he moves out of the way of Snypa as he comes down.
Damien Blaze
Snypa tried to go for the Walls of Jericho one more time. Snypa knew that there were no ropes for Atrocity get to while on the outside of the ring. He locked the hold in tighter in satisfaction, but does Atrocity submit?
Robot Commander Diamus
Atrocity tries to maneuver himself into a position to free himself but the pain is too excruciating and taps out.
Snypa: That was my first ever match in EEW. And I won. Atrocity gave me the most painful fight I've ever had in my life. But I was proud of that win, despite that I collapsed of blood loss when I got backstage. The match developed a sign of respect between me and him. The match that etched that respect between us was that second match.
*"ASAP" ends and "Motivation" by T.I. plays*
Damien Blaze
The bell rings as Snypa steps into the center of the ring and extends his hand in a show of respect.
Robot Commander Diamus
Atrocity shakes his hand and then goes for an axe kick.
RCD
Atrocity turned around to squirt some of the lighter fluid in Snypa's face.
Damien Blaze
Snypa's jersey catches on fire.
Tazz: Did you see that, Joey?!
Styles: Oh, my God! Snypa's on fire!
*Snypa runs around the arena, trying to get his shirt off and put it out.*
The View of Atrocity through the flaming table plus all the injuries he suffered at EEW was too much for Snypa as the ref counted him down for three.
Tazz: Did you see that, Joey?!
Styles: Oh, my God! Snypa's on fire!
*Snypa runs around the arena, trying to get his shirt off and put it out.*
The View of Atrocity through the flaming table plus all the injuries he suffered at EEW was too much for Snypa as the ref counted him down for three.
Snypa: Man, that was a hell of a match. Our mutual respect eventually ended in us becoming Bloody Reich, but in order to get to our Taipei Deathmatch, we went through two guys who don't like each other for nothing. That's Rey Mysterio and "No One's Favorite Wrestler" Casey Bennett.
*"Motivation" ends and "What You Know" plays throughout the clips of the match from Snypa chasing Casey up the ramp and the infamous hurricanrana heard 'round the world to Atrocity ending the match with the View of Atrocity on Rey Mysterio.*
Snypa: The Taipei Deathmatch was our best match and after that, we became Bloody Reich. The match we had the night after One Night Stand we had really put our names on the tag team map. This was the highlight of our match:
Eve Ill
Casey waves off some of the splashed fluid, and takes a moment to sniff the fumes. His eyes go wide, and when he sees the lit match, he mouths a discernible "Oh, s#$t!"
Naturally, he rolls from the ring and heads for the hills.
Styles: "Casey just realized...he's running for higher ground! Hitogoroshi's all alone with those two!"
Hitogoroshi, meanwhile, was still stunned from the Backstabber. This left him susceptible to the match drop, which caught the fumes and fluid almost immediately.
Hitogoroshi screamed as he was enveloped in flame, desperately rolling to put himself out. As the canvas had caught great amounts of the fluid, he ended up rolling through more puddles of fire.
Ring security flooded the ring with fire extinguishers, hosing down both Hito and the ring. It was almost a half minute before Hito was finally put out.
Styles: "OH MY GOD! HITOGOROSHI IS ON FIRE!!"
Tazz: "Good God! He can't put himself out!"
Styles: "Get in there! I mean it, extinguish that man!!"
Tazz: "Wow...um, I think we're done here. I think Hitogoroshi's done, too."
Styles: "Casey Bennett ran for his life, and I can't blame him. Look at...oh my God, Hitogoroshi's burned badly. I can't even make out half of his tattoos."
The security personnel waved for paramedics, who rushed down to the ring to attend to Hitogoroshi.
Naturally, he rolls from the ring and heads for the hills.
Styles: "Casey just realized...he's running for higher ground! Hitogoroshi's all alone with those two!"
Hitogoroshi, meanwhile, was still stunned from the Backstabber. This left him susceptible to the match drop, which caught the fumes and fluid almost immediately.
Hitogoroshi screamed as he was enveloped in flame, desperately rolling to put himself out. As the canvas had caught great amounts of the fluid, he ended up rolling through more puddles of fire.
Ring security flooded the ring with fire extinguishers, hosing down both Hito and the ring. It was almost a half minute before Hito was finally put out.
Styles: "OH MY GOD! HITOGOROSHI IS ON FIRE!!"
Tazz: "Good God! He can't put himself out!"
Styles: "Get in there! I mean it, extinguish that man!!"
Tazz: "Wow...um, I think we're done here. I think Hitogoroshi's done, too."
Styles: "Casey Bennett ran for his life, and I can't blame him. Look at...oh my God, Hitogoroshi's burned badly. I can't even make out half of his tattoos."
The security personnel waved for paramedics, who rushed down to the ring to attend to Hitogoroshi.
Snypa: We had fun in that match and now Hitogoroshi claims he's coming for us. I say bring the fight. I wanna kick your a** for breaking my nose in that match, Hitogoroshi. The match that gave my career respect was the Castle of Satan Match and the match we had with C4. I finally managed to put that loudmouth Casey Bennett in his place and I did the same to that religious a*****e, Diego Alva!
*"What You Know" ends and "Party Like a Rockstar" plays.*
Damien Blaze
Snypa tosses the dog collar to the outside as Atrocity throws Diego out of the ring. Snypa steps outside on the barbed wire boards, his feet protected by his boots as he lifts Diego up and on his shoulders for the Juggaloville Terrorbomb.
((Juggaloville Terrobomb: Samoan Driver aka Amityville Horror.))
The slam connects as Diego is driven back first into the barbed wire. Snypa picks up the dog collar and puts it on Diego's neck and pulls back on the chain, the unconscious Alva unable to fight back as the referee rings the bell. Atrocity comes to the outside and has to pull Snypa back with such force they are knocked back into the crowd.
Snypa has to be reminded that the match is over and he won.
Styles: And this sadistic match is over! Snypa wins! Snypa wins!
Tazz: And if this match doesn't put Snypa in line for a title shot, then I don't know what the hell will. Atrocity pulls Diego to his feet and throws him in the ring and asks for a mic.
"Party Like a Rockstar" plays as the referee raises the bloody Snypa's hand.
Atrocity: "As you can see, my bloodied-up partner here just won the first ever, Castle of Satan Match!"
Snypa, coming over the crowd and standing in the ring: "Well, yeah. Now, what I need to do is this..."
Snypa walks over to the nearly-dead Diego Alva.
Snypa: "Diego, what you're gonna do is surrender that EEW Championship. I can care less about your gold, but you didn't defend it at Barely Legal!"
Diego, waking up slowly: "Okay! I surrender that championship! I am no longer able to provide the audience with entertainment as the EEW Champion!"
The crowd cheers as Larry Mooney takes the belt to the back.
Snypa: "We're not finished with Alva yet..."
The crowd cheers as the outside officials cut the barbed wire and Snypa goes to the outside and pulls out a can of gasoline and a book of matches and bring them in the ring as Atrocity puts the noose around Diego's neck. Before then, Snypa covers Diego in the gasoline.
Both: "Told ya we're taking you to hell, Alva!"
The cable raises Diego into the air as he struggles to get the tight noose off. Snypa sadistically looks into Diego's eyes, before striking a match and putting it to Diego's body. The former EEW Champion screams in pain and agony as he's being both hung and burned. Snypa and Atrocity exit the ring and the arena in Snypa's Hummer and go to the back.
Styles: OH, MY GOD! Diego's on fire!
Tazz: This is Hitogoroshi's fate all over again! Oh, my God!
Styles: Come on! Someone get out here! PUT THAT MAN OUT!
A mob of ring officials and security guards rush down to the ring to extinguish the former EEW Champion is brought down from the noose. EMTs make their way down to Diego with a stretcher as they check on him to make sure he's breathing as they provide him with oxygen before putting him on the stretcher and into the ambulance as the emergency vehicle rushes Diego to a nearby hospital.
Styles: Bloody Reich, I hope you two are happy. You've incinerated another man in your quest for tag team gold. What more will you guys do?
((Juggaloville Terrobomb: Samoan Driver aka Amityville Horror.))
The slam connects as Diego is driven back first into the barbed wire. Snypa picks up the dog collar and puts it on Diego's neck and pulls back on the chain, the unconscious Alva unable to fight back as the referee rings the bell. Atrocity comes to the outside and has to pull Snypa back with such force they are knocked back into the crowd.
Snypa has to be reminded that the match is over and he won.
Styles: And this sadistic match is over! Snypa wins! Snypa wins!
Tazz: And if this match doesn't put Snypa in line for a title shot, then I don't know what the hell will. Atrocity pulls Diego to his feet and throws him in the ring and asks for a mic.
"Party Like a Rockstar" plays as the referee raises the bloody Snypa's hand.
Atrocity: "As you can see, my bloodied-up partner here just won the first ever, Castle of Satan Match!"
Snypa, coming over the crowd and standing in the ring: "Well, yeah. Now, what I need to do is this..."
Snypa walks over to the nearly-dead Diego Alva.
Snypa: "Diego, what you're gonna do is surrender that EEW Championship. I can care less about your gold, but you didn't defend it at Barely Legal!"
Diego, waking up slowly: "Okay! I surrender that championship! I am no longer able to provide the audience with entertainment as the EEW Champion!"
The crowd cheers as Larry Mooney takes the belt to the back.
Snypa: "We're not finished with Alva yet..."
The crowd cheers as the outside officials cut the barbed wire and Snypa goes to the outside and pulls out a can of gasoline and a book of matches and bring them in the ring as Atrocity puts the noose around Diego's neck. Before then, Snypa covers Diego in the gasoline.
Both: "Told ya we're taking you to hell, Alva!"
The cable raises Diego into the air as he struggles to get the tight noose off. Snypa sadistically looks into Diego's eyes, before striking a match and putting it to Diego's body. The former EEW Champion screams in pain and agony as he's being both hung and burned. Snypa and Atrocity exit the ring and the arena in Snypa's Hummer and go to the back.
Styles: OH, MY GOD! Diego's on fire!
Tazz: This is Hitogoroshi's fate all over again! Oh, my God!
Styles: Come on! Someone get out here! PUT THAT MAN OUT!
A mob of ring officials and security guards rush down to the ring to extinguish the former EEW Champion is brought down from the noose. EMTs make their way down to Diego with a stretcher as they check on him to make sure he's breathing as they provide him with oxygen before putting him on the stretcher and into the ambulance as the emergency vehicle rushes Diego to a nearby hospital.
Styles: Bloody Reich, I hope you two are happy. You've incinerated another man in your quest for tag team gold. What more will you guys do?
Snypa: Making a name for myself and proving I'm worthy. That's not just my career. It's my life. And I wanna thank EEW for that.
(Not that I really care to show gratitude to Cartwright! xd )
Edit=You care enough to type this! Gotcha! blaugh
-Cartwright