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Whoops...maybe not THAT big...



Much better...

Now smoke it, one puff, hold it 3 seconds and exhale.


Now relax, hold perfectly still and don't breathe for about 5 seconds, inhale and repeat.


Good job! *high fives*

Now everything is either...

A. Spinning

B. Colors warped

C. Glowing

(Side note: If B and/or C occurred, put down the hallucinogen, and go get some Cigs, normal...cigs...If you WERE smoking normal Cigs and got symptom B and/or C, please inform me of the brand and and style you purchased....so I may get some...)

At this point you should be pretty dizzy, now I get this same buzz using this method every single time I smoke, even if I just had a cig, and I've been smoking since January.

Next, get into a comfortable position, hold your writing hand out palm up, and relax. Close your eyes, and feel the entire world being pulled into your hand and up your arm and into your chest and the rest of your body, visualize it.

This works wonders for me at work before I go to work and on break, such a great feeling.

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Energy work section:

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First lets start off with a couple facts, psi is contained in the blood, smoking thins the blood.

Imagine all of a sudden feeling like you're starving, you find some food, and you tend to eat it quite rapidly. This is a good example of how the body works when you pull in energy while in this state. You can very easily deep drain because due to the thinning of the blood, your body will try to quickly regain this "lost" energy.

I may add more later, idk, I'm bored XD.

FAQ:

Q. But...can't Cancer Sticks give me...you know...CANCER?!
A. Yes they can, but if abortion is murder, then smoking is suicide, and thus giving birth is murder. If you like the taste of cigs, and the smell, and the buzz, ******** cancer. Would you rather "live" in a bubble, or LIVE your life to the fullest enjoying it?

Q. Should I hold my breath longer for a better effect?
A. Longer the smoke is in your lungs, the more it's absorbed, so no....

Q. Can I sue you for telling me to smoke if I get cancer?
A. No. I, in no way, am responsible for anything that happens to you due to smoking.

Q. Are you addicted to cigs?
A. No. I quit cold turkey for a month, without any feeling of want or need for any cig in this time, when my friend Lindsey died from cancer (non smoke related). I started again for the same reason, she died young from something that can kill any of us at any time whether we smoke or not...so I choose to enjoy my life, and live it, and if I die in the process...then it's better than suffocating in a bubble.

Q. What happens if I feel like I'm getting addicted and/or that I "need" to smoke?
A. Stop immediately for a couple weeks, not only will this limit the effects of the "addiction", but when you start again, the buzz will be insane.

Q. I love you. Will you marry me?
A. Ye...wait....who the ******** are you?

Actually, wrong, it's meditation, I didn't get into explaining energy work through this yet. Go back and read again XD. And you don't hallucinate with cigs, you hallucinate with hallucinogens. Yes, it DOES ******** up your body, so does sodium, and carbs, and too much sugar, and the sun, and the air, and the water. Stay in a bubble and you MIGHT survive two years longer than me, big deal.

Also, it doesn't make it harder to do energy work, I've been working with energy since I was 10 years old (18 now), and I've been smoking since January of this year, I'd know it works more than somebody who acts like they've never had one.

I agree, which is also why I advised people to quit for a fair amount of time if they start to feel an addiction, ^_^. However, I wasn't saying this is the best method, just an alternate method, one I personally prefer because it greatly increases my energy flow and helps me relax while giving me something that tastes great and smells good too.

Lol awww, well I've always been a pyromaniac, I love the smell of smoke even if its just from a bonfire or something lol.

Try Lobo's method of energy work, it's better! Chewing razor blades! =D

My mother has been addicted to cigarettes for over thirty years now, she can't breathe, she is constantly coughing, and her voice is terrible from it. She has three herniated discs and can't even exercise because she has asthma attacks or just starts coughing like crazy.

My sister refuses to quit smoking, she PROMISED me she would quit if I went ot school and did my best, I did at least five times better than she did in school, she still won't quit. I once picked up a cigarrette of hers and started smoking it, now every time I smell cigarettes I crave them.

I was going to make a rule against this, but I saw no reason to, now I do.

I'm going to go propose a new rule now.

Smoking cigarettes increases your chances of ******** yourself up, and since Nicotine's pretty addictive, that chance increases the longer you go at it, so yes, I'd agree that there're better alternative methods out there that don't require hawking up a lung in order to meditate.

However, ever the hypocrite, I've used cigarettes in a couple of spirit-guide workings, and I kind of want to see if there's some sort of odd spellwork you could use cigarettes for.

Cloves. evil

You sir. Are probably right. I just think they taste magnificent. domokun