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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:57 pm
I'm sorry... It seems fics are all I'm good for here. Whenever I'm on, no one eles is here, so I figured I'd just do a fic. I'll just post the rest of my fics in here, K? Thankies for reading! ^.^ It means alot to me! (Careful, I do cross overs, as in, the fics aren't exactly written so that it could have happened in one of the games. )
Scene: Budehuc Castle. Thomas is out taking a walk admiring the ever growing Budehuc Castle. He smiles, closes his eyes and just stands near the square next to fountain recieving radiation from the sun above.
Thomas: *sigh* I'ts so nice today... I don't feel like doing anything on days like these...
Cecile: *pops up from out of no where and jumps on to Thomas* Sir Thomas! Sir Thomas! It's horrible! Just awful!
Thomas: Auugh... What is it, Cecile...?
Cecile: It's just awful! You have to come quick!
> Cecile, freting and "horrified" drags a rather dead Thomas to the food court area.<
Cecile: *points at a tree* See!? SEE!?
Thomas: *squints* See what? I don't see anything!
Cecile: Right there! Up in the tree! A kitten got stuck, and it's being awfully mean to anything that comes near it!
Thomas: Cecile, it's just a kitten! Why don't you just climb the tree, pick it up, then come back down with it?
Cecile: That's what he tried doing, Master Thomas!
> Cecile points at a disfiguerd bloody mess on the floor. Thomas is in doubt as well as disgusted.<
Thomas: Who did that!?
Cecile: The kitten!
Thomas: But, Cecile, It's just a kitten! How can it do that to a man?
Cecile: I dunno, but it did! It really did!
Thomas: Are you sure this isn't just someone's idea of a horrid joke?
Cecile: Master Thomas, who would do such a thing? I'm telling you, it's the kitten!
Fred: Enough of this bikkering! I, Fred Maximillian, of the Maximillian Knights, will retrieve that Kitten!
Cecile: No! Don't!
Fred: I, Fred Maximillian, of the Maximillian Knights, will get the Kitten and end this madness. There's nothing I can't do!
Rico: Be careful, Master Fred!
Cecile: Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Fred: Ha! I, Fred Maximillian, of the Maximillian Knights, am not so easily tossed aside unlike this other unfortunate fool.
> Cecile covers her eyes as Fred rushes toward the tree. Thomas watches keeping his eyes wide open, not daring to blink. Rico is shaking with suspense. As Fred nears the Kitten, he suddenly falls down, bleeding in sveral places, and just barley breathing. Tuta and Mio come running from out of nowhwere to help.<
Cecile: See! See!?
Rico: Master Fred!
Thomas: Oh Dear... Oh my...
Leo: Ha! Loser! His armour must be made of cardboard! Lemme get that cat for ya!
> Leo runs over to the tree, and climbs up towards the Kitten. He almost gets to it, being hit numerous times on the way up, only to just barley fall before getting it. Challenger after Challenger comes to get the Kitten. While else where...<
Scene: Budehuc Castle, near the food court.
???: Heh heh... Look at those fools. They aren't even using their heads at all.
???: Yes, you'd think they might find something about this is a little fishy, but I guess they're pretty numb.
???: I don't find this very funny at all.
???: Aw, come on... Where's your sense of humor? Besides... He must be having a blast up there.
???: How true.
Scene: Mio and Tuta now have their hands completly full with injured challengers/ Kitten retrievers. Caesar and Apple are walking by, when Apple notices the big scene.
Apple: Caesar, look! Let's go chack it out!
Caesar: But, but... I'm tired...
Apple: Caesar! These people look like they've been fightin demons, or something!
>So, Apple manages to drag Caesar over to Thomas and Cecile. Thomas is getting a head ache, and Cecile keeps on saying, " I told you so!"<
Apple: Thomas, what's going on here?
Thomas: Oh! Ms. Apple! You see, we're trying to get that kitten up there down, but it doesn't seem to like people.
Cecile: It's no ordinary Kitten! Looky what it did to all those people who tried to save it!
>Cecile and Thomas (although mostly Cecile through interuptng Thomas) Explain the situation to Apple and Caesar.<
Apple: Something's not right.
Caesar: Yeah...
Apple: Well, let's think... If, maybe we-
> Before Apple can finish, Bright accidently burns the tree. (Ruby and Bright were fighting earlier, or rather, Futch and Franz were fighting while mounted on Bright and Ruby) We see the Kitten is fried to a crisp, and Yuber buriied in a pile of ash, where the tree used to be.<
Futch: Sorry 'bout that guys!
Yuber: *cough*
Everyone else: ... SO IT WAS YOU!?!?
Yuber: Ha! You guys are a bunch of dimwits!
> Everyone, recovered and ready to kill Yuber, surrounding him, foaming at the mouth with red glowing eyes (OK, so I exaggerated a little maybe)<
Yuber: Ha! You wanna take me on? All of you at once? Well, this should be interesting...
To be continued.
I'm not sure I did the charcaters right... Oh well. Hope you've enjoyed what's happened so far!
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:11 pm
'Haha, nice. For some reason it reminds me of the things that seem to go on at North Window... which is very random things. blaugh Once more though, I've never played Suikoden III so I only know about two of those characters, either way though I think you did a good job. Its good to actually read a fic once in a while around here.'
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:44 am
I like your Fics and hope you create more, but can you do me a favor. if you're just going to do one shot Fanfics, can you do it all in one thread, and not multiple threads. Thanks
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:30 am
Well... I think I'll divide this fic into different parts... I want to make it one big long one. I'm not good at that though. Oh well. Meh. I'll try. But, I'll divide it into many little parts so I can write other little ones in between when I have a block. Fics content: Cross over! Again! Sillyness! With a little homosexual twist. Hope this doesn't offend any of you... WARNING!! Most of the personalities of the characters are spiced with a little my, and my RPing buddy's creativeness... Thus the homosexual twist. And, I few other things.
The Many Adventures of Albert: Part 1
Scene: The roof top garden at the middle of the night. Albert and Yuber are chatting, making MANY dirty, naughty, nasty, perverted jokes sending eachother into a barrel of laughs.
Nash then pulls up a chair at the table.
Nash: Hey, ALbert?
ALbert: You know, I'm still pretty angry that you took advantage of my blood and curse of being so succeptable to sleep to look through my mail, You jerk.
Nash: Hey, I just got a little curios while you were sleeping about what you did as work and stumbbled upon your mail.
Albert: Oh, yeah, and by "accident", you kept on reading it and tried to find certain information on me? Not to mention it was my love life even.
Nash: Ummm...
Yuber: HAHAHAHAHH! BUsted... Can I kill him?
ALbert: Not until he says something wrong. That won't take long, I don't think.
Nash: What's that supposed to mean?
ALbert: Heh, don't worry about it. So, Yuber-
Nash: ALbert can I ask you something?
Albert: ... Do not interrupt me while I am speaking to someone, K?
Nash: OK, but-
ALbert: So Yuber, as I was saying-
Nash: But I really want to-
>Before Nash can finish what he is saying, he is stabbed in the back and falls to the floor. Pesmerga appears from the shadows and stands behind Yuber.<
Yuber: Awwww... I wanted to kill him, FREAK. *Kills Pesmerga*
Albert: Nicely done, YUber. You once again succeed in keeping my coat blood speckle free.
Yuber: Of course, ALbert. It's YOUR coat.
Albert: Awwwww... Yuber, I'm touched.
Yuber: Heheheheheh...
Albert: Hmmmm... I think Pesmerga, Nash, and Caesar are still pretty interested in this whole issue...
Yuber: Yeah, I wonder why. I mean, you're only one of the only most unlovable human alive!
Albert: Now now... DOn't say that. That's not true. I love not to be an easy catch. Probably much more than any other human. I think I love not loving much more than anyother human.
Yuber: Heheh, smarty pants.
Albert: That's just my nature.
>Just then, Vincent, Simone, Esmerelda, and Mullich appear, enraged.<
Vincent: I say, good sirs, this is our spot!
Simone: Yes, we usually sit here and drink! You can't just steal the spot we always use!
Mullich: Yes! Especially since we have a new member with us!
Gordon: Hello.
ALbert: ....
Yuber: ....
Yuber and ALbert: *burst out laughing*
Augustine: What!? How dare you laugh at us! I challenge you to a duel!
Vincent: Yes!
Esmerelda: Oh dear, I would have liked for this not to end so violently...
Mullich: But, Esmerelda our friend, we cannot help it! We MUST take back what is ours!
Albert: Whoever siad this place was yours? You guys just hang out here all the time because you're too snobby to hang in the food courts! AND, sonce at least one of you is always here
then no one else ever has a chance to take a seat in this spot. Besides, what're you doing here in the middle of night? I don't think all 6 of you just happened to have insomnia at the same
time.
Augusitne: Silence! Do not question our motives! Now, stand up and duel, or I shall brand thee a coward!
Gordon: Augustine, do be carful.
Vincent and Simone: Yes, dear friend!
Augustine: Yes! I shall not fail you!
YUber: Heh, not fail, eh? How about I just kill you and all your friends then?
Albert: Go easy on him Yuber. I'm sure he wouldn't want to break, chip, or scratch a nail in process of this match.
Yuber: Eheheheheh... I know what you mean. Plus, he needs SOME energy later on tonight when he and Gordon go to bed.
Albert: Hehehehehehehehehehh...
Augustine&Gordon: I BEG YOUR PARDON!?
Yuber: Just stfu and let's get this on!
All (Except AL): STFU?? Huh?
>The duel begins. YUber first teleports and chops Augustine's belt, making his pants fall down. While Augustine bends over to pull his pants back up, very red in the face,
Yuber delivers the finishing blow.<
Gordon: Augustine!
Vincent*Simone: AHH! Our Dear friend!
Esmeralda: Oh, I can't bear to look!
Mullich: No! How could this have happened!?
ALbert: Look guys, just pack up your tea bags and pink tea cups and get out of here. This is OUR spot for now. Unless, the rest of you like for Yuber to humiliate you in front of
your friends.
>The rest of the fru fru gang leave, blowing their noses and wiping the tears from their eyes. Yuber sits back down, and starts licking the blood off his sword.<
Albert: Gotta feel sorry for Gordon though.
Yuber: Yeah, his bed buddy is tired.
ALbert: Exactly. Heheheheheheh...
Yuber: Hehehehehhhehehehehe...
>All of a sudden, the two hear a rattle in the bushes. They look toward the leafy midget trees, when Caesar, Nash, and Pesmerga pop up out of the darkness and itno their faces asking
questions, but too fast for you to understand what they'e saying. Yuber, annoyed, kills them all in one fatal swoop of his rapiers. Albert is still perfectly blood free. The two begin to relax.
Then, Ace pops up<
Ace: WOuld you like to take a survey?
Joker: Popping up from behind Ace* LOOK AT THE PICTURESZ!
Ace: Not now, old man! Later!
Joker: Not you, them!
Ace: I know! But can't you see you're bothering them by asking them to look at the pictures?
Joker: I'm not asking them to, I'm demanding they do.
Ace: Ah, whatever! The point is, I get to bother them first.
Joker: Why you!?
Ace: Because I got here first. That's why.
Joker: Ohhhhhhh... Fine.
Ace: Anyway, sorry for the little interruption there... But, uh, would you like to take a survey?
Yuber: .... WHat do you think?
Ace: Uhhhhmmmm.... Yes?
Yuber: NO! Freak...
Ace: Oh. How about you, Mr.Silverberg, sir?
Albert: Lemme think real hard about that one: NO.
Ace: Awww, c'mon! I gotta make a livin' somehow!
Albert: Dude, you're a mercenary.
Ace: Yeah, but I spend all the money I make from that job on material things, and I soon have nothing left! So, I need extra money to waste like a fool!
Albert: Ummmm... Gee, that changes everything then!
Ace: Really? So you'll take it then?
Albert: Of course not! No! Never in my lifetime will I take your stupid survey!
Ace: Geez... OK fine. Your turn Joker.
Joker: Finally! That lacked all the annoyance it possibly could! Purely amatuer. Let me show you how it's done. Observe: LOOK AT THE PICTURES!
>Joker carries this one for about a 1/2 hour straight, no breaks in between each sentence. Yuber for some strange reason hasn't killed Joker yet (He was probablt looking at the pictures)
and Ace has just been observing very intently the whole time. ALbert is growing tired of the whacky old man is ready for a change in pace. <
Albert: When does it end?
Yuber: Hehehehehehehehehe....
Ace: Yes, and so then you.... Ah-ha... so he then.... I see....
Lilly: Arrrgggh! Why do I have to have insomnia at all! This is NOT what I call fun!
Augustine: I have returned to reclaim my honor!
Fru Fru Gang: Yay! We're all cheering you on Augustine!
Chaco: Ha Ha! Got your wallet!
Fitcher: Come back here you!
>Lilly is whining, Augustine complaining with his own cheerleading squad behind him, Joker and Ace are trying to annoy Albert, and to top things off, Chaco and Fitcher are playing
ring around the rosies around the table. ALbert is suffering from a MAJOR headache.<
Albert: Can things get ANY worse than this?
>Just then, Lulu and Hugo pop up and start asking Albert if he has a boyfriend, does he ever intend on getting married, personal questions, while Caesar pops up and starts asking why
Albert doesn't approve of him being with Jess.<
Albert: I REALLY oughtta learn how to keep my mouth shut about those kinds of things...
Augustine: Stand up and fight me, I say! FIGHT!
Fru Fru Gang: Yeah! Go, Dear Friend Auguastine!
Joker: LOOK AT ^THE PICTURES! Ohhh... The PiCtuRes... ThE PicTUreS!
Caesar: ALbert-Albert-Albert-Albert, why can't I be with Jess? WHat do you have against him? Huh? Huh? ALLLLLL-LLLLLL!!!
Lilly: Why o I have to have insmonia tonight? Why? Why me with all these other frwaks, too!? DADDY!!!
Fitcher: GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACKKKK!!!!!
Chaco: Ha ha! Nyah-nyah!
Yuber: *looking at dirty pictures* Hehehehehehhehehehheheheheheheh....
Lulu: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Hugo: Are you still Virgin?
Lulu: DO you have a secret life you're not telling us about?
Hugo: Do ever intend on having kids?
Albert: JUST SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!! NOW!!
All: !! ....
Lulu: Sheesh, talk about a real live wire...
Albert: *vein pop* You're not making things any better, Lulu...
Lulu: Who siad I wanted to make things better?
Lilly: Yeah Albert! You always assume that people are always doing things to benefit you, or that they should! That's really unfair, you know!
Hugo: Ummmm... You guys...
Augustine: I say Albert, try to calm down a bit.
Vincent: Yes, please do Dear friend.
Simone: We wouldn't want stress and anger to wrinkle up that pretty face of yours!
Yuber: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Fitcher: Ha! Gotcha!
Chaco: Aggghhhh!
Joker: *really loudly into ALbert's ear* PICTURES!!!
>Albert is just about reafy to explode at that point. Just one more little thing, and he's gone.<
Albert: I'm a very tolerable person, but this-
Caesar: Allllll-lllllllll! I want Jess!
>At that, Albert's eyes start glowing a crimson red, steam comes out of his ears, he starts foaming at the mouth, screams, and knocks off Yuber's hat, and burns the porn he is looking at.
Yuber then goes bananas and destroys everything in sight. Albert quickly hides before Yuber can get to him. Once everything is calm again...<
Albert: Ahem. Now, I was saying I am a very patient man usually, but sometimes if you pile too much on me, I lose control.
Yuber: *teleporting back in* Geez... You're scary when you're mad... And I thought WOMEN were scray...
Albert: Oh Ha ha, very funny. *sigh* I have a terrible head ache... I'm going to bed. Have a midnight snack or something by cleaning this mess up, please?
Yuber: Heheheh... Sure thang.
That's all for Part one! Other parts coming soon, to THIS THREAD. Thankies for reading! ^.^
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:34 pm
OK now, I know the setting isn't exactl where any of the game would take place, but I have just too good an idea (most of the idea came from things my friends spewed) waste. So, thank you all for bearing with me and fan fics, and I hope some of you post some too sometime... I'd like to hear what you guys can do. Thank you for your time. Let the fic begin:
Scene: Mamie is in the kitchen, baking all sorts of goods. Bright, attracted by the smell, runs off from Futch's grasp, and runs into the kitchen, giving Mamie a fright.
Mamie: AAAAHHHHH! There's a giant liazrd attacking me!
Futch (II): *running in* I'm so sorry about that Mamie.... Bright!
Bright(II): Raaa!
Mamie: Whatever it is get it out of my kitchen!!
Futch: OK, OK!
>As Futch picks up a squirming Bright, he notices the fine, sweet, attracting aroma in the air. It catches his attention...<
Futch: Hey Mamie, what'cha cooking, anyway?
Mamie: OUT!!!
>Thus, Futch is chased out of the kitchen in such a hurry that he accidently runs into Gau who happens to be attracted to the scent as well<
Gau: Watch it!
Futch: I'm sorry! Wait.... What're you doing here? The smell?
Gau: I was... It's just.... Yes.
Futch: Don't bother. Mamie won't let you know about...
>At that, the kitchen door slams on a Bright who so clevrly escaped Futch and was about to enter the kitchen again.<
Bright: *teary eyed* Raaaa!!! Raawwrrr!!!
Futch: Aw man, what kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into now...?
Bright: Raa! Raawwwrrr!
Futch: Awwwwww.... Here, lets have a look at that... Nice and easy now...
Gau: Freak.
Scene: Ace is walking by the kitchen, watching a woman so "gracefully" walk, when he notices Bright running away from Futch, who seems to have a few cottons balls in one hand, and plastic container in ther other.
Ace: ...? What the...
Futch: Come back! You're only making it worse!
Bright: Raaa! Raawwwaaarrrr!!!
Ace: What a weirdo.... *notices lady is gone* Darn. Stupid Futch and his dragon.... I'll give him a piece of my mind....
>While Ace is mumbling to himself, he doesn't notice the "overgrown lizard" coming his way, almost looking like it's crying. Once Ace does notice it, it's already run into him, and fallen over.<
Ace: ... *snicker*....
Bright: Raa! Raawr! *trying to get up*
Ace: ... *chuckle*....
Bright: Raawwwrrraaaarrrrr!!! *Still trying*
Ace: BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! The little freak can't get up on his own!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! WHat a loser "dragon"!
Futch: Bright! Omigosh!
>Bright FINALLY gets up and runs away, just as Futch is kneeling to treat the poor fella. Futch, now thouroghly aggravated, gets up, and starts running after him<
Scene: The Vincent and Simone are having a nice little chat over tea, when Bright comes running right underneath their table. It isn't too long after that Futch comes running in the oposite direction. Soon enough, Futch and Bright are having a wild goose chase around the table. Or, in other words, around Vincent and Simone.
Simone: What are you-
Futch: Sorry 'bout that sir!
Vincent: AAH! It almost touched me!
Bright: *vein pop* Raaaarrrrwwrrrr!
>Bright, insulted at that remark, bites Vincent's leg. Futch seeing this an "opertune" moment, leaps at Bright. However, Bright escapes again, and Futch lands on Vincent's legs.<
Vincent: ...
Simone: ...
Futch: *doesn't notice where he is exactly...* Darn little... I'll get him yet!
> As Futch gets up speedily and runs off, Vincent and Simone are screaming things, not even understandable anymore.<
Scene: Outside the Kitchen's window... Futch is hiding in the bushes, waiting for Bright.
Bright: *walking over very cautiosly...*
Futch: -to self- Wait for it.... Wait for it.... Don't jump the gun now....
Bright: *sniff sniff*
>Bright is once again lured by the heavenly smell of sweet baked goods, and forgets why he is being so cautious. Bright walks towards the wall and Futch leaps for him!
However, Bright jumps, and jumps again off of Futch's head, and squirms his way in through the kitchen window, to safety!<
Futch: Darn it! Auughhh.... Wasn't expectng his reflexs to be so quick. Now, how am I...
Bright: *From the window, makes a mocking like sort of motion at Futch*
Futch: That does it!
Scene: Inside the kitchen. Mamie is sure nothing can get through her kitchen door without her noticing, and is happily working away. She doesn't even realize Bright running into the pantry to keep from getting caught.
Mamie: *humming to herself blissfully* Almost done....
Bright: .....
Futch: *Through the door* Mamie! Mamie!
Mamie: I'm not going to tell you, Futch!
Futch: Look, all I want is my dragon!
Mamie: Dragon? You mean that oversized Lizard of yours?
Futch: Call him what you will right now, I just want him back! Can I come in?
Mamie: Obviously, you're lying! No one, not a thing has come through that door since I locked it. Nothing can.
Futch: But, I know my Bright is in there!
Mamie: Bright? Your Bright? As in, your sunshine? Oh Futch, you poor thing, you need a girl!
>Futch is quite irritated at this, while Mamie is giggling at what she thinks is her own cute, yet brilliant joke. Bright is entertaining himself by playing in the flour, which Mamie so carelessly left open. However, Bright, being white, his color doesn't really change all that much.<
Futch: Ha ha, very funny. You've had your fun, now let me have my dragon!
Mamie: Look, I told you, he's not in here!
Futch: Yes, he is!
Mamie: How did he get in, then?
Futch: Through the window!
Mamie: The window is hardly open at all! Your little oversized lizard would never be able to get through that little crack!
Futch: Auuuggghhh! Fine!
Scene: Midnight. Futch has given up on Bright, figuring he'll come crawling back sooner or later. Mamie has all her cooking in the fridge. Bright takes advantage of her not being there, and tries to raid the Fridge! However, once he gets it open, he doesn't notice it closing while he's half way in. Unfortunatly, the fridge closes on him while he's half way in. Bright, trapped only inches away from the pastries, and off of the ground, lets out a whelp.
Scene: The gates outside the wherever it is they are. Some of the various knights are on duty.
Leo: Sherbet sherbet sherbet sherbet sherbet...
Borus: .... Leo...Is the only thing you can say, "Sherbet"?
Leo: *turning to face Borus* Sherbet?
Borus: .... *heavy sigh* OK... Alright....
Leo: Sherbet sherbet sherbet...
Percival: *cuckle*
Miklotov: ... *vein pop*.....
Leo: *lightly sings to himself* Sherbet sherbet sherbet sherbet...
Miklotov: Shut up, will you!?
Leo: What for?
Miklotov: We're supposed to be on watch, watching and listening for danger, and you're singing a stupid Sherbet song!?
Borus: Hey man, just chill.
Leo: Who're you calling stupid! Plus, what're we listening for anyway!?
>As Miklotov opens his mouth, they hear a loud yelp.<
????: RAAAAAARRRRRRRWRWWWWWRARARRARWRWRRARARWRWRRARRRRRRRARAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRWWWWWWWW!!!
Miklotov: That. That is what we listen for.
Percival: My gosh, it sounded like something needed to be put out of it's misery... and FAST.
Borus: SOunded like it came from inside!
????: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Leo: There is is again! Percival, Borus, you two go check it out, while Miklotov and I stand watch here, just in case it's a trap.
Borus: Right! Let's go, Percival!
Percival: Right....
Miklotov: You've gotta be joking me, leaving me with this guy!
Scene: Kitchen. Borus and Percival come rushing in, while the yelps, screams, and yells are still emitting from Bright's mouth. People who used to be sleeping ar enow waking up.
Percival: ....
Borus:......
Bright: Raawwarrr! RAAAWWWRRRRAAA! rwaawwrarrarwrwr! *is kicking wildly*
Borus and Percival: Bwahahahahahahahha!
Yun: *Walking in, Sleepy eyed* What's going on, guys...?
Percival: Oh man... Look! *points at Bright*
Yun: Oh no! The poor thing, he must be stuck!
Borus: I know, but he looks just plain ridcolous! Hahahahahahaha!
Futch: *Comes running in* Oh no.... I know those screams....
Yun: I'll help you little guy... Ummm... *starts pulling violently on the fridge door*
Futch: Oh no... It is Bright!
>As Futch and Yun try as hard as they can to help poor Bright, Bright sees a little something of his own....<
Twinkie: Hey! Looky here!
Cake: Well well well.... What have we here?
Pudding: He was trying to eat us, I says!
Twinkie: Yeah, yeah.... Why don't we teach this punk this lesson?
Cake: Yeah... Hheheheheheheh...
Pudding: Wait, wait! Gotta wait for the boss to come, ya know? Don't want to get blamed for ruining the boss's fun, ya know?
Cake: Oh yeah... That's why we have you here...
Twinkie: Yeah yeah... You gots all da brains...
Bright: O_O RAAAAAAAARRRRWWWRRRRR!!!
Futch: Hold on Bright! We'll get you out of there!
Twinkie: Trying to save your own skin by calling on your big bad-
Cake: Duh, here comes the boss!
>It is at that moment that Mamie walks into the kitchen<
Mamie: Ha! I thought someone might try this, so I put on the best cook's security!
Yun: Which is?
Mamie: You see, I had that fridge designed so that when it's on a certain setting, it lock in a place that'll keep my thiefe in one spot! When they're half way in!
Yun: Oh! How cool!
Futch: I don't care how cool, complex it is, or how it works! Just get my dragon out!!
Mamie:OK OK.... Fine.
>Mamie then does something wierd, and the Fridge door releases Bright. However, Bright turns around, and everything is warped.<
Futch: Bright! Huh...? What's wrong?
Mamie: Oh, since I thought this might happen, I baked a special certain something... Bright is hallucinating right now.
Futch: Aah! My dragon!
Mamie: Relax... He'll be normal in a minute...
Bright: *sees Mamie as a quina like entity, Futch a weird furry faced, beaked thing with wings on the sides of his head, Yun as a big eyed almost anime looking giant (: P)and Borus and Percival ar emetal, silver pillars, falling up and down* Raaaaarrrrwwwrrrrr....
Yun: When exactly will he be back to normal...?
Mamie: In a couple moments. I'm off to bed.
Percival: Yeah... Borus and I have got to get back to guard duty.
Futch: Wait, Mamie!
Mamie: What?
Futch: Now do believe me about what I had said earlier about Bright climbing in thorugh the window?
Maime: Noooooo-ooooooo... I left the door opne, silly.
~fin~
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