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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:14 pm

ok heres my story.............(Rated R)
i restarted my majoras mask file.....and i hate the temples bosses so i decided to take a vow.......i get the feirce deity mask before i fight majora for the first time to make it fresh and bragging rights....
heres this little info

ODOLWA = the indian boss ....... Reason for Hating Him: during my struggle in his dungeon he kept screaming his war CRY that it didnt let me sleep when i was trying to sleep that night.. sweatdrop

GOHT = the goat?.....Reason for Hating Him: fighting him was the biggest pain in the a**......every time i got close he hit me with a damn boulder and it kept doing that for about 15 min.

Giant Fish Boss = fish boss of water temple? ....Reason for Hating Him: he was.....the cheapest mother ****** of the bunch. i would hit him with arrow...turn into mikau....dive into water, shield blast hit him,when im swimming away and climbing the ledge HE WOULD EAT ME WHILE I WAS CLIMBING. Another time he ate me when i clearly dodged his bite by side jumping and he missed and still ate me...(shield while hes in your mouth dont work)....i would just get fairies but it was ....third day with a few hours left till moon explosion and if you go back into time you have to start the temple again......

SandWorms = ........Reason For Hating Them: after the giants mask waisting my magic and making me small again......every time i was about to shoot one of their tails the other one would pop from the ground and shield him from the arrow show, then i waisted all my arrows and had to use my sword and it took forever but i whooped them.

After beating 3/4 boss children........the fish child said he wanted another mask and all that was left was my bunny hood.....i said slowly" if you want this bunny hood you will have to pry it out of my cold dead hands".....then mental images appeared in my mind of he horror the bosses put me through so i said finne......ill get you back in a moment anyway......
Majoras Kid: " hey you dont have any masks ill give you one" me: "b***h give me your mask so i can whoop your a**"
Majora GOT HIS a** HANDED TO HIM
I SPARED NO MERCY WHAT SO EVER. i just kept doing wind scar slashes and jumping slashes....but i like the cool ending comment i made.... I did a jump slash with that cool sword and said "now die." and he did . wink

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:19 pm

The Revenge.
Rated R
Odolwa = he did not have a chance to live.....when he came down i put the mask and said "are you ready?" he just jumps up and slashes me...i was like "WTF NO YOU DID NOT!" YAH YAH YAH ! And he drops like a rock
sweatdrop ...how did 3 slashes kill a boss....it was all in 1 phase too....

Goht = kept out running me when i was deity so i turned into goron and stayed under him while spiking him until he drops since you do it for like 10 seconds....i turn into fierce deity and did 2 jump slashes and he gallops off and im like "beotch where do you think you are going?!" *uses that wind scar move thingy* bam...goes right up his arse and he dies xd

Fish Boss = the worse of the bunch * to be continued* (you will suffer a cold and painful death you p***k)

SandWorms = the dumbest of the bunch * to be continued*

i got a head ache so i stopped......i know you want to hear more 3nodding

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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:08 pm

Yes more please xd Your comments on the bosses were pretty funny. I know how you feel about Odolwa. Man that chant thingy drived me crazy xp

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:21 pm

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ok heres my story.............(Rated R)
i restarted my majoras mask file.....and i hate the temples bosses so i decided to take a vow.......i get the feirce deity mask before i fight majora for the first time to make it fresh and bragging rights....
heres this little info

ODOLWA = the indian boss ....... Reason for Hating Him: during my struggle in his dungeon he kept screaming his war CRY that it didnt let me sleep when i was trying to sleep.. sweatdrop

GOHT = the goat?.....Reason for Hating Him: fighting him was the biggest pain in the a**......every time i got close he hit me with a damn boulder and it kept doing that for about 15 min.

Giant Fish Boss = fish boss of water temple? ....Reason for Hating Him: he was.....the cheapest mother ****** of the bunch. i would hit him with arrow...turn into mikau....dive into water, shield blast hit him,when im swimming away and climbing the ledge HE WOULD EAT ME WHILE I WAS CLIMBING. Another time he ate me when i clearly dodged his bite by side jumping and he missed and still ate me...(shield while hes in your mouth dont work)....i would just get fairies but it was ....third day with a few hours left till moon explosion and if you go back into time you have to start the temple again......

SandWorms = ........Reason For Hating Them: after the giants mask waisting my magic and making me small again......every time i was about to shoot one of their tails the other one would pop from the ground and shield him from the arrow show, then i waisted all my arrows and had to use my sword and it took forever but i whooped them.

After beating 3/4 boss children........the fish child said he wanted another mask and all that was left was my bunny hood.....i said slowly" if you want this bunny hood you will have to pry it out of my cold dead hands".....then mental images appeared in my mind of he horror the bosses put me through so i said finne......ill get you back in a moment anyway......
Majoras Kid: " hey you dont have any masks ill give you one" me: "b***h give me your mask so i can whoop your a**"
Majora GOT HIS a** HANDED TO HIM
I SPARED NO MERCY WHAT SO EVER. i just kept doing wind scar slashes and jumping slashes....but i like the cool ending comment i made.... I did a jump slash with that cool sword and said "now die." and he did . wink

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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:29 pm

crazy blonde girl

Yes more please xd Your comments on the bosses were pretty funny. I know how you feel about Odolwa. Man that chant thingy drived me crazy xp

yes...yes...im gathering my strentgh for the final 2......that fish is going down

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:27 pm

Meh, I've Always Hated the Main Bosses in the Temples..

Odolwa: He's a Major Annoyance! His War Chant is..Annoying Me...

Goht: I Shoot Arrows At Him..Took Forever..But It Killed Him and I Hated Him Going Around in Circles

Fish: Cheapest Thing Alive! He Kinda Ate Me Alot..Even When I Wasn't Near Him..So Cheap..

Sandworms: Nothing but a Waste of Good Magic..Stupid Worms..I Hated When they Attacked Me from behind

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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:45 pm

ya odolwa was annoying very very annoying >.<

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:53 pm

Chibi_Japas

ya odolwa was annoying very very annoying >.<

Yes..Very Annoying..

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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:32 pm

Chibi_Japas

ya odolwa was annoying very very annoying >.<

i hate odolwa xd

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:08 am

RevengePart 2
Rated R

Finnally back at kyles house to get revenge. First on our list was

Gyorg: right when we had to jump down i put on the fierece deitys mask and leaped down with a slash and spun into the cut scene all cool-like.When he came in i went near the ledge and tryed a wind scar and it slashes. so basically i could make some sushi quick but of course i wanna toy with this son of a b***h...So i wind scarred slashed him until he needed 2 more hits to kill him. When he leaped over the platform like a moron, knowing i had a sword half the size of his freaking body, i horizontal jump slashed him and he dropped to the ground like a piece of crap and tryed to tumble himself off into the water. but i said "where the hell do you think your going?" *wind scars him* and he dies before he can reach the water....(says in his head)"nyaaaaah, take that yah butt nugget"

Twinmold: he was actually the toughest one of all of them. I did not use the stone mask at all. But his tail is one hard thing to hit with the wind scar so i had to keep slashing when he was about to go into the dirt. The first one died lamely....just an ordinary slash killed him......then the last one was a pain because he kept disappearing....after tons of trys with the wind scar and kept missing finnally when he just pop out of the ground i was like "RAAAAAAAAH!!!DIIIE DIIIE DIIIE!!!" *keeps using wind scar* finnally his stupid tail comes out of the dirt and he dies.

twin mold wasnt too funny because it was an annoyance still....gyorg was hillarious....now how many of you liked my little story?

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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:04 am

Hmm..I Did. ^-^

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:24 am

ThunderNRoses

Hmm..I Did. ^-^

whee

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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:46 pm

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ThunderNRoses

Hmm..I Did. ^-^

whee

^-^ biggrin

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:52 pm

ThunderNRoses

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ThunderNRoses

Hmm..I Did. ^-^

whee

^-^ biggrin

cool

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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:02 pm

[ Strife ]

ThunderNRoses

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ThunderNRoses

Hmm..I Did. ^-^

whee

^-^ biggrin

cool

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