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 Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:27 pm
Haha, whoever the hell deleted the first one is gonna be beyond ripped apart molecule by molecule by the time I'm done with them.... >.> ANYWAY! Danneh: (to Destiny) HEY, DESI! Destiny: (in Danneh-vision, turns around, rose petals and stuff) Kiss me, Danneh... Danneh: K-Kiss you? Y'mean right here in the hall? In front of your friends? My, you're a sassy little thing! Destiny: (to Danielle and Degona) You guys heard me say "piss off," right? Danielle and Degona: Yes... ~From this(Corresponds more with the time travel saga... Destiny and Degona are in the old West)Destiny: Whoa! This looks just like Frontierland at Disneyland! Degona: Yeah, only you can get shot here. Watch out for the horse crap. Destiny: [sidestepping a big mound of horse excrement] Oh, thanks. Super Danny: Socrates - "The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing". Fun Danny: That's us, dude! Ha, yeah, I'm still a bit rusty... have fun, guys!
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:13 pm
(Danneh Playing with dolls shaped like Him, Destiny, Degona, ND, and Danielle)
Danneh: (In his voice) Now Destiny, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you...
(Destiny voice) No, please. Leave me alone!
(Danneh) No you are mine!
(Degona voice) Not so fast Danneh!
(Danneh) Degona!
(Degona voice) Yes it's me; I'm here to save my best friend. Hi Des...
(Danneh) Now you are going to die!
(He hits the Degona doll, and makes dying noises)
(ND voice) Hey what did you do to my love?
(Danneh) The same thing I'm going to do to you big boy!
(He hits the ND doll, and makes dying noises)
And you too!
(He hits the Danielle doll, and makes dying noises)
(Danneh) And now Destiny, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
(Destiny voice) No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
(Danneh) Of course you do! You are often attracted to evil and power, and I have both, and you know it!
(Destiny voice) No, no, leave me alone!
(Danneh) No, kiss me!
(Destiny voice) No! Stop!
(Danneh) Yes, yes!
(Destiny voice) Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your demonic aura is so big!
(Super Danny bursts in)
Super Danny: Lord Danneh!
Danneh: WHAT?
(Danneh gathers up his dolls)
Super Danny: You're needed on the bridge sir!
Danneh: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Super Danny: Yes, sir!
Danneh: Did you see anything?
Super Danny: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Danneh: Good!
(SD closes the door)
~ Spaceballs
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:16 am
Yeah, I know, double post, but I got to!
[Vlad is smashing Destiny shaped busts. Skulker is holding up more of them for Vlad to smash]
Vlad: [smashing the busts] She can't get rid of me that easily, who does that ungratefully little worm think she is... [Skulker replaces bust] Does she... a little to the left... [skulker pushes it closer to center of table thing] Have any idea [smashes] of who she's dealing with?! [skulker replaces bust] How could she do this to me, why I practically raised her! [smashes]
Skulker: You'd think she would have turned out better...
Vlad: Yeah, go figure...
[The gang are in the clubhouse trying to escape]
Destiny: Pull the lever Dan!
[Dan pulls the wrong one and a trap door opens]
Destiny: [falling down the trapped door] WRONG LEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Whoops...
[Destiny comes back, soaking wet, with ripped clothes]
Destiny: Why do we even have that lever?!
[About Danneh saying to Destiny that he's going to kill her]
Super Danny: hey that's kind of like what she said to you, only you got dumped...
Danneh: i know, it's called a cruel irony... like my dependence on you!
~ The Emperor's New Groove
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:15 am
[The gang are investigating the basement of the clubhouse. Degona has lit the area with a small fire in her hand so the dark basement won't be as dark]
Destiny: [freaking out] This is the moment in the movie when the audience yells at the screen "Don't Go Down There!"
~ American Dragon: Jake Long
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:50 am
redpoet2 Yeah, I know, double post, but I got to! [Vlad is smashing Destiny shaped busts. Skulker is holding up more of them for Vlad to smash] Vlad: [smashing the busts] She can't get rid of me that easily, who does that ungratefully little worm think she is... [Skulker replaces bust] Does she... a little to the left... [skulker pushes it closer to center of table thing] Have any idea [smashes] of who she's dealing with?! [skulker replaces bust] How could she do this to me, why I practically raised her! [smashes] Skulker: You'd think she would have turned out better... Vlad: Yeah, go figure... [The gang are in the clubhouse trying to escape]
Destiny: Pull the lever Dan!
[Dan pulls the wrong one and a trap door opens]
Destiny: [falling down the trapped door] WRONG LEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Whoops...
[Destiny comes back, soaking wet, with ripped clothes]
Destiny: Why do we even have that lever?![About Danneh saying to Destiny that he's going to kill her] Super Danny: hey that's kind of like what she said to you, only you got dumped... Danneh: i know, it's called a cruel irony... like my dependence on you! ~ The Emperor's New Groove HAHAHAHA!!! rofl I love 'em all! And the one in bold was done before on tv.com, I think... It rocks!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:27 pm
-on a ship-
Cian: [to to officers] Tell me exactly what you saw...
Captain: Well sir, it looked like a flying Pegasus...
Cian: What?
Officer: It was a giant flying horse sir, with an empty saddle.
Cian: Which was it? A Pegasus, or a horse?
Captain: Uh.. I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it sir?
Cian: I'LL DECIDE WHAT THE POINT IS FOOL! -tosses him overboard-
Capitan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh..... -splash-
Cian: -pointing to Officer- You! Wake up the captian, search the entire rig!
Officer: Sir...
Cian: WHAT?!
Officer: That was the captain that you just through overboard sir...
Cian: THEN WAKE UP SOMEONE I HAVEN'T THROWN OVERBOARD AND SEARCH THE RIG!
~Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:54 pm
Okay, this one takes place before Danrei made it to the group and she's searching for ND.
-Danrei is walking down a deserted city street and sees a store with a big sign on the window that says "Secret Map of the Ghost Zone Sold Here! Will Lead You to Your Heart's Desire!"-
Danrei: -to Ki and Chi- Now that sounds mighty fishy. But how can I resist?! -goes into the store and is greeted by a the owner of the store.-
Owner: Make yourself at home, young 'un!
Danrei: This isn't just mighty fishy, it's super fishy! -turns to leave- S-Sorry, wrong shop! Be seeing you!
Owner: Gee whiz! And I'll be you was just wondering how to find your true love.
Danrei: -winces- Ouch. mad Bull's eye. stare
Owner: -takes out the Infi-Map- Well this here map could tell ya exactly where to find anything your heart's desire!
Danrei: -gasp- Really? Even to my Ninja Danny-Chan?! whee -looks at map closely- Can I trust a map like this?
Owner: You can betcher life on it! So...do ya want it or not?
Danrei: -is trying to decide whether she should trust him or not- Uhhhhh..... -is thinking- If I manage to find Ninja Danny-Chan, then I'd be able to get together with him and repaid him for saying my family hundreds of years ago and thus ending our curse! Yes! -stops thinking- Okay, how much?
Owner: Just 1,000 dollars!
Danrei: eek THAT'S ROBBERY! scream Can't you give me a discount?
Owner: Well, gosh, if you were to trade me that there sword or maybe those floating flames....
Danrei: How about a lucky cricket instead? 3nodding
Five minutes of bantering later....
Danrei: ALL RIGHT! I GOT ME THE INFI-MAP!
In the Ghost Zone......
Danrei: -is looking at map- And it was so expensive....THIS MAP STINKS! Where the heck am I supposed to go?! scream
Ki/Chi: -smile and squeak at Danrei- 4laugh
Danrei: You're saying that Ninja Danny-Chan is definitely somwhere in the Ghost Zone, right guys?
Ki/Chi: -nod- 3nodding
Danrei: "Never give up," is that it?
Ki/Chi: -nod again- 3nodding
Danrie: You're right, Ki and Chi! As long as we're together we have nothing to fear! -looks around- The only problem is.....THIS GHOST ZONE IS JUST SO DARN BIG!!!
FIVE DAYS LATER.....
Danrei: -is writing in diary at Skulker's Lair- Dear Diary, we've been in the Ghost Zone for five days....and we haven't spotted a single sign of Ninja Danny-Chan.
Ki/Chi: Danrei-Chan!!!! 4laugh 4laugh
Danrei: But we're there! We're golden! 3nodding
TEN DAYS LATER.....
Danrei: -is looking around the Frozen Realm- Ten days have passed. I fear this expedition may be in jeopardy.
Ki/Chi: Danrei-Chan!! 3nodding 3nodding
Danrei: Yeah, I know, I know. sweatdrop
THREE WEEKS LATER....
Danrei: -is lying exhaustion on a floating rock- After three weeks in the Ghost Zone......I WANNA GO HOME!
Ki/Chi: -are lying exhausted on the ground- Danrei-Chan!!!! crying crying crying crying
Danrei: -is tearing at hair with frustration- Where am I? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!
ND: Er, are you guys alright?
Danrei/Ki/Chi: -stare at him in shock- eek eek eek
ND: -blinks in confusion-..... sweatdrop
Danrei/Ki/Chi: GOTCHA! -all lunge at him- 4laugh whee heart heart
-Pokemon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu Vol 2
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:08 pm
I heard this today.. XD It screamed it. Okay, only a few of you will get this connection.. XD
[Destiny and Degona have captured ES [Emo Spidey] and have him in chains.]
Destiny: Oh ES our true love true love true love LOVE!
Degona: ^^
ES: 0.0
Destiny: Now we're off to find a person who will forceabely bond two teens to a celebrity hostage...
Degona: TO THE INTERNET! -they leave-
-bursts through the doors-
Degona: Look ES, -holds up Eli- We found the only person on Earth that will marry crazed teen fangirls to hostage celebrities! ^^
Destiny: ^^
Eli: -blinks-
ES: 0_o???
[Destiny and Degona are in Wedding dresses, happy, standing next to a very scared ES, in chains. Eli is standing in front of them, holding a bible like book.]
Eli: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to forceabely bond these teens forever in marriage. Is there anyone here, besides the groom, who thinks these teens should not be married...
[Destiny and Degona glare at the audience of the ECC, and they all cower and shake head no]
~ FOP
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:10 pm
Degona: We have to work together to get out of this. Just remember. United we stand. Divided......we suck.
~A story I found online
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:29 am
Clockwork: [To Destiny, who is testing out her new power] Knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.
[Destiny glares at him]
Destiny: Why would her motto be "Keep moving forward?"
Angel: It's what she does.
Destiny: What does that mean?
Angel: That is an excellent question.
Angel: [Talking about traveling to the past and bringing Destiny to the future] Mom and Dad are gonna kill me! And I'm gonna tell you this, it will not be done with mercy! If they figure out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I am not exaggerating! Okay, I am, but that's not the point!
Destiny: No, this can't be happening!
Degona: [under the control of Danneh] Oh, but Destiny, it's already happened...
Destiny: Take a good look around Danneh. Because your future is about to change!
Angel: You did it Destiny, you did it!
[sees Eli and gasps and attacks him]
Angel: I'll hold him while you run for help.
Destiny: [pries Angel off Eli and Angel is struggling to get free] Let him go!
Angel: Wh-what are you doing? He's the bad guy!
Destiny: No, he's not, he's my roommate...
Angel: What?
Destiny: [pulls Angel aside]
[quietly]
Destiny: Look, I want you guys to adopt him.
Angel: Are you nuts?
Destiny: Give me one good reason why no...
Angel: I'll give you three good reasons: one: he stole our time machine, two: he tried to ruin your future, and three: he smells like he hasn't showered in thirty years!
Destiny: [grabs Angel by the ear] Don't forget I'm your mother, you have to do what I say.
Future Destiny: [to Angel] You are grounded... until you die.
Destiny: [punches Angel]
Angel: Oowch!
Destiny: THAT'S for not locking the garage door!
Angel: Oh, you know about that?
Destiny: I know about everything.
Angel: You have to admit, this will be a great story to tell me someday!
Entire ECC: Keep moving forward!
~ Meet The Robinsons
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:59 am
XD All Very Nice. I have never done this before... but I am going to give it a shot:
Degona: *sits back in a chair, sighing, suddenly a piano falls on her, she pops up from the opening at the top* Ow! What are the chances of a piano falling on you- *a second Piano Falls on her*
Lynn: *from a cellphone that just happens to be sitting by Degonas head* Degona, Are you still alive?
Degona: *inside the second piano still* What? Yes I am still alive!
~The Secret Show
I know... lame.... but I thought it was funny. Oh, and I have been kind of quiet recently because my keyboard wasn't working so I switched to one that worked but had a couple of problems, I switched back to this one to see if on the off chance that it worked again, and I got lucky! Yay!
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:28 am
Arcel Sorm XD All Very Nice. I have never done this before... but I am going to give it a shot: Degona: *sits back in a chair, sighing, suddenly a piano falls on her, she pops up from the opening at the top* Ow! What are the chances of a piano falling on you- *a second Piano Falls on her* Lynn: *from a cellphone that just happens to be sitting by Degonas head* Degona, Are you still alive? Degona: *inside the second piano still* What? Yes I am still alive! ~The Secret Show I know... lame.... but I thought it was funny. Oh, and I have been kind of quiet recently because my keyboard wasn't working so I switched to one that worked but had a couple of problems, I switched back to this one to see if on the off chance that it worked again, and I got lucky! Yay! I thought it was funny... and something that would happen to her...
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:55 pm
This is just random, but I thought it was perfect...
Another thing, for this to make sense.. pretend Cian's personality is in a ring necklace Arcel wears... XD
[Degona's soul is missing, and her body is vulnerable. Dan somehow is holding her for safety, when Cian pops up]
Cian: Hand over Degona Dan, or I'll swallow your soul...
Dan: But Why?
Cian: Ever since Danneh defeated me in a duel I've been looking for a new body. One without a soul. Degona's should do just fine.
Dan: But Why?
Cian: Because I', Evil.
Dan: But Why?
Cian: I don't know, I'm just evil. What do you expect?
Dan: But Why?
Cian: Well, I suppose my parents never loved me enough. They were always dressing me like a girl... Do you know they wanted to call me Florence? Who names a boy Florence?! Idiots, that's who! And I'll tell you another thing...
Dan: -tossing Degona's body at Cian- Look out, Flying Degona!
Cian: -catching Degona- What the deuce?!
Dan: -hits Cian in the back of the head- My voice knows Kung Fu!
Cian: -being knocked unconscious and turning back into Arcel- Oh Bugger...
Dan: -picks up the necklace- And now to defeat the evil villain once and for all... by throwing him carelessly in a random direction. -throws it into the air- GO Millennium Frisbee! -the ring goes far far far away-
Cian's Voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sound Effect: Twinkle
Dan: I'm bored again...
~Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:44 pm
I know, double post, but these screamed it...
[Degona and Danielle are lost in the club house, looking for Destiny.]
Danielle: Destiny!
Degona: Can you hear us?!
Both: Huh?
[They look and see Destiny running towards them, freaked out]
Both: Destiny!
Destiny:[running past them] TALK LATER, RUN NOW!
Both: [looking at Destiny] What the... [hears roaring, turns around, and sees Frostbite's army coming toward them] ZOINKS! DESTINY WAIT FOR US!
[They run away]
~Yu-Gi-Oh the Movie
[Pretend the ECC is a movie]
Degona: [To Danneh] Well you certainly took your sweet time getting here.. I mean come on, the movie's almost over.. who do you think you are.. VENOM?!
Danneh: Silence. Now after months of waiting I'm going to challenge you to a duel.. and then I'll destroy the world.
Degona: Why would you want to do that?
Danneh: What?
Degona: What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?
Danneh: I don't understand the question...
Degona: Look you must have a reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise this whole movie was just pointless bickering...
Danneh: Of course I have a reason!
Degona: Oh goodie, do you feel like sharing it with the class?
Danneh: No! It's a secret!
Degona: You are the most disappointing movie villain since General Greveis...
Danneh: Try telling that to your friends...
Degona: What are you saying?
Danneh: As we speak my minions are devouring their souls. The are helpless without you Degona... and soon they shall die!
Degona: [completely and utterly pissed] That's it pal, you just F*cked with the wrong half demon!
~ YGOAS The Movie...
Tell me these two don't fit. JUST TRY TO!
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:46 am
Haha! I'm reposting this! mrgreen ....Because I can! xp
Danneh: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Angel, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the ECC.
Angel: I'll never join you!
Danneh: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Destiny never told you what happened to your father.
Angel: She told me enough! She told me you killed him!
Danneh: No, Angel. I am your father!
Angel: No, it can't be! That's not true. That's impossible!
Danneh: Search your feelings Angel. You know it to be true.
Angel: NOOOOOOOO!!!
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