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 Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:53 pm
Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:56 pm
*Kurts TNA theme plays as he walks of from the back, a American flag wrapped around his neck like a cape. Angle looks onto the fan's and points at a small child.*
"YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS ME~!"
*Angle continues to walk to the ring, sliding in, going to his corner.*
pirate
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:04 pm
It's alright...
It's alright...
It's alright...
I'm just a little crazy...
It's alright...
It's alright...
It's alright!
I'm just a little crazy!
:: "I Can't Turn You Loose" by the Blues Brothers' Band plays! ::
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
and welcome to the Universal Theatre!
Well, here it's late 1970s goin' on to 1985
You know, so much music we hear today is reprogramed electric disco
You never get to hear the master bluesman practicing their craft anymore
By the year, 2006, the music known today as the Blues will only exist in the classical records department in your local public library!
So tonight, ladies and gentlemen, while we still can
Let us welcome from Rock Island, Illinois...
The Bluesman of "Joliet" Jake and Elwood Blues...
THE BLUES BROTHERS!
:: Fans cheer as Ace Steel cartwheeled onto the stage dressed as The Donald, while the sweet sounds of Chicago played throughout the arena. He strutted down the ramp, bopping his head to the music, and passing out Monopoly Money to the crowd as he made his way to the ring! ::
Lillian: Hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in 220 lbs, Ace Steeeeeel!
" THAT'S THE DONALD TO YOU, HUSSY! YOU'RE FIRED! "
domokun
:: Ace jumped into the ring, did another cartwheel, then ended it with a Jake Blues type split! ::
mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:06 pm
"I once did a cartwheel...."
"WITH A BROKEN FRICKEN NECK!!!!!!!!!!!" mad
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:08 pm
" Hey, son! Those gold medals are worthless! I could buy those for 800 pennies, by George! The Donald wants to purchase them!"
domokun
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:09 pm
"I once lost my gold medals to a retard and a future childslayer!"
"Try again, bub!"
mad
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:10 pm
:: Tries to distract Angle by throwing Monopoly money all over the ring. ::
" HAPPY JEWMAS! "
domokun
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:12 pm
*Dives on the money!*
"I'M GOING TO BUY BOOZE, PILLS AND HOOKERS!"
pirate
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:14 pm
:: While Angle is distracted, Ace tried to tie Angle's tights to the ropes...but Ace is a moron, so accidently ties Angle's tights to his suit. ::
" HAHA! I'M SO GOING TO FALL FOR THIS ONE! I'LL NEVER SEE THIS COMING! "
ninja
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:16 pm
*Sees Steel playing with his tights.*
"ARE YOU TRYING TO UNDRESS ME?!" scream
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:17 pm
" IT'S NOT RAPE, IF YOU'RE WILLING! "
:: Tied to Angle. ::
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:28 pm
*Gets up and begins to panic, running around the ring.*
"GET OFF ME, YOU'RE NOT WORTH TO SEE MY NUDITY!"
"I MAKE KAREN CLOSE HER EYES WHENEVER I CHANGE CLOTHS AND DURING SEX, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR SUCH GREATNESS?!"
*Tries to dive out of the ring!*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:30 pm
:: FLIES OUT WITH ANGLE! ::
gonk
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:31 pm
*Crawls under the ring in attempts to lose Steel.*
"I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKERY! YEAH!" scream
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:32 pm
:: Notices the Donald wig landed on Kurt's bald head. ::
" MY ALL NATURALE HAIR! "
scream
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