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x__X;; Alright guys, here's the scoop.
Tort's caught between a rock and a hard place. (*giggle* Hard.)

Anyhoo. He needs your help deciding!! Who should he pick?

Calamari- the cute little boy-toy. Him and Tort have had a relationship for several months now. They kinda need each other. Tort's been there through some of Cal's most difficult times, and they both love each other a lot. Tort also said he'd never leave Cal. Tort just can't resist Cal's cuteness. Everything he does makes Tort's heart flutter. When they're together the cuteness is sickening.

Dil- the blushy little bishy. Dil's had a major crush on Tort for a loooong time, but couldn't have him after Tort got with Cal. Tort really likes Dil, too. He makes him laugh, and the two make a cute couple. They've even fooled around a few times. Dil starts stuttering almost every time he's around Tort, but when Dil gets the upper hand it's really Tort who's stuttering.

Stell- the slutty, but kind hearted, best friend. Stell is Tort's best friend, but their friendship was almost broken over an accidental one night stand between Cal and Stell. But they worked things out, and Tort and Stell have become even closer. They've had some really tender moments, and have even had a one night stand of their own. Stell and Tort share a lot of deep moments and have a lot in common. Not to mention they make a hot man-whore pair. Stell is planning on getting married to Cal's brother Sushi, but he's having some doubts.

Truth- the firey redheaded boss. Twisted Truth and Tort had a little fling a while back, but never actually "did it". The fling resulted in Tort and Shesh's break up. Tort still has a major crush on Truth, even though she turns him down and can be really cruel to him (but he deserves a lot of it for constantly hitting on her and trying to get fresh). Although... Tort and Truth have had alot of tender moments, too. Truth goes to him a lot when she needs a hug or some cheering up, and Tort's always happy to oblige. He'd do just about anything if she asked him to. Truth is already with Adalbert, and they're expecting a kid, it seems.

Avalon- the nasty lil hotty. Tort can't help but tease her, usually sending Ava into some blind rages. She's kicked his a** more than a dozen times. She completely passes up all his advances. Tort doesn't really like her, but you've gotta admit. There's definately some sexual tension there that needs to be resolved in some rough, hot, animal loving.

Ah, but for how long? Adalbert's shady, and didn't even propose when she told him "I'm preggers".

You know he's some kind of manipulative. And that basically means he's gonna get exiled/ded.

IC: *shesh's ghost rages in* Oh of course, since I've lost MY FIGURE.. you lose interest in necromancy.. *shuns*

Oh and just because MY sister is already involved.. we see that in the past that hasn't been as issue, now has it talk2hand

*St Paul comes in* Sheshira! Get back here.. these bricks won't lay themselves...

Sheshira: What happens if I accidentally let one fall through?

St Paul: *shakes head* Not what you're thinking, luv..

Sheshira: Damnation.. er.. oh I mean Oh DARN! D:

PICK DIL!

I never get to see Cal.

Also, that animal loving between Tort and Ava sounds fun. Do that first, then hook up with Dil. P:

*keeled over somewhere clutching his crotch, a tiny tear rolling down his cheek* >O<;;;;

[lulz. Yeh he does.]

OW! @D@;; *squeeky voice* Someone...loves me.. <3

OW OW OW OW OW! @///@;;; *groan* ow~ *holding his crotch in pain*