Cultural note 1: "Chirstmas doesn't exist in Vukraneian Culture and 0% of it's speakers celebrate an equivilent holiday."
Vukraneians(one ethnic group of Vukra speakers) are very harsh and sarcastically about holidays based on a religious savior and are sort of, not quite, how the Lisfrim treat it. This is how it would translate as:
"Kročme varukh nas tričje naje dolia" which literally translates to "Get that ******** book out of my face you b*****d!"
other ethic groups would say
"Krúhli detråmæssa ú mö" (Happy winter solstice) or
"Krúhli sémraka tolme kosa leo" (Happy celebrations in the winter season)
There are 4 holidays in December in countries that speak Vukra or a relative like Kuma.
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Etrsaietrate-{Lover's agonious secret} {December 4th } like Valentines day in a way. (You write letters anonymously to your crush and if they respond nicely approach them with the letters and according to legend you will become lovers forever)
Plefossamö [Clover Roulette]-{December 18th} You buy a cake, presents for each person, and lucky mystical items in hopes of good fortune
Vukrisenblöþafestnia- The Vampire's Blood Festival (December 29th)
{Basically the same concept as Halloween but, you get treats from saying "Blöþ nira klossaderne" (Blood or eternal suffering).