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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:43 am
How about we make up a blooper reel for Advent Children?
They would mostly be in text. Something like this:
*Bahumut is about ready to eat that little boy that lives with Cloud and Tifa (I can't remember his name. >_<) when Barret comes in to save him*
Barret: Alright, let's kick some a**!
*his robot arm transforms into a......toaster.*
Barret: O_O WTF?
Bahumut: O_O WTF?
*then two pieces of toast pop out and the little kid munches on one of them*
Kid: Hmmm, wheat toast!
Something like this. Well, do you guys think?
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:06 pm
Well, I actually had thought of something like this myself.
(the scene where everyone is giving Cloud a boost)
Cid: *smoking a cigarette back turned to the gap*
Cloud: *falls past*
Director: CUT! CUT! Dammit Cid, you trying to kill him?
Cid: Eh? ninja OH..... uh... I was on smoke break.
Director: That's the THIRD time in a row! We don't have anymore stunt doubles left!
Cid: Why not make Cloud do it himself?
Cloud: Are you kidding? After you just did that!
????: I'll do it.
Director: No Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Aww, why not, I only get SEVEN minutes of screen time! Seven!
Nanaki: Well I only get one speaking line, meanwhile Vincent's hamming it up over there
Vincent: Sephiroth! I am your father!
Sephiroth: ... er... *thinks* Join me and together we'll rule the galaxy!
Director: WRONG MOVIE! God I hate working with Bishounen...
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:09 pm
Oooooh, i got one!!!
Sephiroth: It's been awhile, Cloudo....
Cloud:...not really.
Sephiroth confused
Cloud: Well, it's been two years. Before that, it was a fiveyear gap, so technically, this wasn't a while, but the last time wa-
Sephiroth: Oh, shut up!*slices Cloud's head off* Mother's Head, when did he grow a brain.....*walks off shaking head*
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:41 pm
Hmm....
Sephiroth appears in Kadaj's place, holding Cloud's attack off with his Masamune.
Sephiroth: Its been awhile, Cloudo...
????: SQUEEEE!!!!!
From off scene, multiple bodies fling themselves onto Sephiroth.
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! How did the Sephi fangirls get in... again?
Security gaurd walks in: Its not my fault! There was this one who had the black materia!
Director: Thats a fake!
Security gaurd: Oh... well, one calling herself Furry-chan ranted something about mother and then stuck me hard with a pin that said to support Jenova!... it really hurt.... then she scared me with her maniacal laughter!
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:06 am
heheh the Black Materia bit gets them every time twisted
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:52 pm
Ah! I've got another idea...
Director: Now remember... for this scene Yazoo, you need to use the blanks in this box here.... okay?
Yazoo: Understood... *takes the box*
Yuffie: NOOO!!! Why should I let you use my materia?! Why can't you use the fakes?!
Loz: They're not as shiney! We need shiney, shiney materia! *chases after Yuffie to get the materia needed*
Yazoo: Hey!- *Yuffie and Loz crash into Yazoo, knocking the box of blanks to the ground next to another box of real bullets*
Yuffie: Hah! You'll never catch the great ninja Yuffie! NEVAH! *runs off as Loz starts crying*
Yazoo biggrin on't cry Loz...
Loz: I'm not! I'm getting ready for our scene! *begins to sob*
Director: Loz! Yazoo! Get ready with Kadaj! We're about to roll!
*Yazoo looks between the two identical boxes on the floor and in his panic, picks up one*
*The scene where Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz first enter and are fighting Cloud on the motorcycles*
Loz: Where's mother?
*Loz then attacks Cloud. Yazoo also drives up and starts shooting at Cloud*
Yazoo: We know you hid her, brother.
*The Monsters, Yazoo, and Loz keep on attacking Cloud as he fights back. *
Kadaj: Don't tell me, you're leading me on, 'cause I think you DO have mother there. [ Shows Kadaj at his motorcycle on the phone ] No need to shout. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Put the president on.
*Goes back to Cloud, Yazoo and Loz. Cloud's Geostigma starts bothering him while he is fighting them. Loz pushes Cloud's sword away and Yazoo comes up and shoots at Cloud. Cloud then falls off the bike and lays very still.*
Director:....
Kadaj:.......
Yazoo:........
Loz:.........
Sephiroth: Finally.... now can we make a movie about me?
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:42 am
Hojo: *to some small child* Would you like some candy little girl?
Child: WAAAIII! Mommy mommy, that scary old man has needles!
The mommy: Now now, don't look at the scary old man it'll only encourage him
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:13 pm
Director: *sighs* Are you sure we can't get Sephiroth back some other way?
Person: No... he says unless he gets more than seven minutes of screen time in the movie, he won't be in it....
Director: He knows we can't do that...
Person: Yeah... Cloud says he has a new idea for the movie.
Director: If its that remake of broke back mountain, tell him to forget it...
Person: No... it was some movie from the 70s....
*Musics starts playing and Cloud appears on Stage wearing the girl disguise from when he had to sneak into Don Corneo's mansion*
CLoud: How do you do now? See you've met my, faithful handyman...
Hes just a little brought down because... when you knocked, he
thought you were the candyman.
*jumps up the stairs into the stage light*
CLoud: Now don't get strung out! By the way I look! Don't judge a book
by its cover! I'm not much of a man! By the light of day! But at
night I'm one hell of a lover!
*takes off the outfit to reveal him wearing a leotard, high-heeled boots, stockings and curly hair.*
Cloud: I'm just a sweet transvestite! From transexual! Nibelheeeeiiiiim!
Everyone able to see Cloud: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Director: HELL NO CLOUD! Are you really that gay?!
Cloud:.... its all Sephiroth's fault! If I hadn't been chasing him, I wouldn't of had to dress as a chick and turn gay!
*Sephiroth leaps down from the rafters and stabs Cloud*
Sephiroth: Now can I be the star of the movie?
Director: NO! You realize that if your in the same area for more than seven minutes, the senses of all the fangirls in the world will pinpoint you and they will swarm this place like ants on candy!... how long have you been here?
*Cries of "Squee" are heard and the doors are being broken down*
Sephiroth shrugs: Long enough I guess...
Direcotr mutters to self: I could have directed great movies... Lord of the Rings, Sin City... but nooooo.... I had to go with a movie with Bishounen in it...
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:13 am
Don't know if you guys mind but...
Director: We're the hell are the bouncers!?
*In the background Vincent, Cloud, Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, Yazoo, and even Zack(O.o) run away from a mob of frantic fangirls*
Aeris: Shouldn't we help them?? sad
Yuffie: Nah I think they can handle themselves blaugh
Tifa: O.o guys they just landed on Cloud...
Cloud: Holy Mother of the Planet! Help I'm being... (silence)
Aeris:... o.o
Yuffie:... o.o
Tifa:... o.o *is in pure shock*
Director: Get me fangirl control...
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:11 pm
Hmmm...
Aeris: *praying at the alter, void opens above her*
Sephiroth: *falls down, just in his boxers, looking thoroughly harrassed, next to her*
Cloud: SEPHIROTH!?
Sephiroth:.....the fangirls got me...
*fangirls heard giggling and run off with Masamune*
Sephiroth:...*sighs*
Aeris:....*inches away from Sephiroth*
Cloud:....I'm going home....
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