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 Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:29 pm
Do you like kittens? Do they make you all warm and fluffy inside? Would you like to raise a cute little fluffy kitten of your very own? Does this picture make your heart melt?  If so, then what are you waiting for? Enter my contest today and win to get kittens! And best of all, there could be up to a half dozen winners! See official thread for details, located in the End of the Rainbow subforum!
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:11 pm
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|> ---|Kittens! Finally, a contest worth winning.|--- <|Slytherin Pride!
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:42 am
Does this mean we'd win an actual, real life kitten?
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:34 pm
I think I've made it quite clear that the winner(s) will have kittens in real life.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:20 pm
I don't know, do you think mom will let me?
Oh, NEVER HUFF PEOPLE!!!! KITTENS ARE NOT TO BE USED AS A DRUG!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:32 pm
heymonkeylover38 (7:46:34 PM): hi
??? (7:46:52 PM): hi
heymonkeylover38 (7:47:03 PM): what are yo uup to?
??? (7:49:10 PM): Pretending to study. You?
heymonkeylover38 (7:49:47 PM): hoping I get sick fo rtomorrow and the rest of the year.
??? (7:50:27 PM): Oh?
??? (7:50:38 PM): Why's that?
heymonkeylover38 (7:50:53 PM): I don't want to go to school
??? (7:51:00 PM): Why not?
??? (7:51:03 PM): It beats work.
heymonkeylover38 (7:51:10 PM): cuse
heymonkeylover38 (7:51:14 PM): cause
heymonkeylover38 (8:11:30 PM): how much did you sell your cloak for?
??? (8:12:13 PM): Somewhere in the 700s
??? (8:12:23 PM): Though someone offered me 1500 for a private trade.
heymonkeylover38 (8:12:37 PM): did you do it?
heymonkeylover38 (8:13:06 PM): I didn't sell mine, I'm wearing it.
??? (8:13:32 PM): I offered the trade, though he hasn't responded yet.
heymonkeylover38 (8:13:36 PM): It's 300 now, oh
??? (8:14:48 PM): Oh
??? (8:15:00 PM): Usually with events, earlier is better.
heymonkeylover38 (8:15:03 PM): yeah
??? (8:16:19 PM): Did you like your 1g present?
heymonkeylover38 (8:16:34 PM): yes, did yo ulike your 5?
??? (8:16:49 PM): Yes, because I made 4 off it.
heymonkeylover38 (8:17:03 PM): it was my donation for replying to you.
??? (8:17:16 PM): I see.
??? (8:17:32 PM): You got like 30 just for hitting the reply button.
heymonkeylover38 (8:17:55 PM): what are you talking about?
heymonkeylover38 (8:18:41 PM): are you serious about the kittens?
??? (8:20:58 PM): Why, do you want one?
heymonkeylover38 (8:21:26 PM): maybe, do yo uhave lkittens?
??? (8:21:43 PM): Do I have kittens? Nope.
heymonkeylover38 (8:21:59 PM): then why did yo usa y you did?
??? (8:22:17 PM): Quote me the line where I said I had kittens.
heymonkeylover38 (8:23:00 PM):
I think I've made it quite clear that the winner(s) will have kittens in real life.
??? (8:23:23 PM): Yes, but as I'm not a winner, how does that imply that I have kittens?
heymonkeylover38 (8:24:18 PM):
so the contest is fake? The winner(s) don't get real kittensd
??? (8:24:43 PM): The winners will almost certainly have kittens when I announce the prize.
??? (8:25:37 PM): I am very good at making people have kittens. I've done it to you many a time.
heymonkeylover38 (8:26:14 PM):
If you win, you WILL have kittens before December rolls around, or double your money back! (December, 2007 for those looking for loopholes.)
heymonkeylover38 (8:27:06 PM):
So it's a scam to get 100g each? And there isn't a mother cat having kittnes that yuo will give?
??? (8:27:47 PM): I'm selling my ability to make people have kittens. I'm NOT selling small furry animals that came out of a cat's behind.
heymonkeylover38 (8:28:13 PM): how do people make kittens?????
??? (8:28:35 PM): They don't. They just HAVE kittens.
??? (8:28:54 PM): Did it ever occur to you to look up "kitten" in the current edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?
heymonkeylover38 (8:29:04 PM): no..
heymonkeylover38 (8:29:12 PM): paste please!
??? (8:29:43 PM): If I paste, that might scare people away from purchasing my services.
heymonkeylover38 (8:29:49 PM): ?
??? (8:30:05 PM): As you'll undoubtedly post it in the thread.
??? (8:30:10 PM): Thus spoiling the fun.
heymonkeylover38 (8:30:34 PM): Gosh you know everything!!!!!!
heymonkeylover38 (8:30:49 PM): oh, *goes to post..*
??? (8:31:04 PM): Go right ahead. I'll just deny it.
??? (8:31:24 PM): I'll deny it like I all ways do.
He doesn't have kittens.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:37 pm
jagjaglover I'll deny it like I all ways do. I would never make such a glaring grammatical error! A clever forgery, jagjag, but not a perfect one. You were close, though. Sorry, but if you want a kitten, you'll have to enter the contest just like everybody else. Oh, and please don't give out my SN in a public forum. There are some people (*COUGH*TI*COUGH*) who might abuse it.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:44 pm
??? (8:32:37 PM): Besides... how many people do you think would actually send me the gold?
heymonkeylover38 (8:33:02 PM): I was going to..
??? (8:33:48 PM): And what were you going to do if I actually sent you a cat?
??? (8:34:25 PM): Hide it in your room?
heymonkeylover38 (8:34:35 PM): no,
heymonkeylover38 (8:34:40 PM): i'm no tsure
heymonkeylover38 (8:38:40 PM): WEll mom would have to know..
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:45 pm
He's lying, you guys believe me right? heart
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:03 pm
I'm pretty sure I requested that you don't post my SN all over the boards, hey******lover38!
PS: Thanks, SC, for cleaning up her really smelly stinky poo mess!
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:08 pm
Aside from the word kitten, you should look into the verb "to have." Mooby, I can't see where the OED equates have to bringing into existence or giving birth and my guess is that you're not promising the winner a cute girl or, as the OED leaves out, a sexually energetic young woman.
Jagjag, not only do I believe you but I kinda figured this was a scam from the start.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:35 pm
Mooby the Golden Sock jagjaglover I'll deny it like I all ways do. I would never make such a glaring grammatical error! A clever forgery, jagjag, but not a perfect one. You were close, though. Sorry, but if you want a kitten, you'll have to enter the contest just like everybody else. Oh, and please don't give out my SN in a public forum. There are some people (*COUGH*TI*COUGH*) who might abuse it. And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|> ---|So subtle! Remember, the only way that I could be impersonating Shadow is if I'm in fact impersonating myself, in which case it would be more useful if I knew my screen name(s), right?
But I don't think I'd like a real life kitten - I'm slightly allergic to fur.|--- <|Slytherin Pride!
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:52 pm
All those IM logs did was confuse me, Jag.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:59 pm
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|> ---|Maybe they're actually in it together and that was the point.
|--- <|Slytherin Pride!
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:30 am
Bogus_Burger Aside from the word kitten, you should look into the verb "to have." Tsk, tsk, BB. #4 under kitten.
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