Sir Brilliance
yea i hope you think yo fruity a** got away free
especially after sayin those gay rhymes to me
talkin bout i aint never got past preschool well yes
cuz i laughed my a** off when yo had yo hand to yo chest
ya god dam retard, ya mom shoulda told ya betta
thinkin you can win that, i shoulda told you nigguh
Jaiden stryker like u some kinda marvel elite
when the only thing J strikin is his meat
aye look ya style aint all that and ya rhymes is a bore
and boi you aint got the right Mr. p***y Galore
especially after sayin those gay rhymes to me
talkin bout i aint never got past preschool well yes
cuz i laughed my a** off when yo had yo hand to yo chest
ya god dam retard, ya mom shoulda told ya betta
thinkin you can win that, i shoulda told you nigguh
Jaiden stryker like u some kinda marvel elite
when the only thing J strikin is his meat
aye look ya style aint all that and ya rhymes is a bore
and boi you aint got the right Mr. p***y Galore
I wasn't even the last rapper... neutral
-One round.
-5 to 10 bars.
-No feeding.
-You choose who goes first.
Accept?
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The Battle!
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The Battle!
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Jaiden Stryker
"Snicker snack," went the vorpal blade of the naive knight,*
who tried to sneak attack the Jabberwock filling nights with fright.
But he can't withstand this vicious bite from these jaws,
so I got this Sir ducking my catch to escape these claws.**
Enough games, it's bedtime. Didn't you hear the casket call you?
Challenging me is more ludicrous than a lame in basketball shoes.
A mismatch! Gonna need a piss-pack as you feel your life dispatch.***
Been victim of so many punches, you need a fist-patch!
You'll black out after this battle, so I'll sell you light...
only to KO you AGAIN with punches so ya face'll look like it got cellulite!****
I Brilliantly pierced ya heart in a joust, see what my lance did?
Evaporated your flow with fancy footwork, call me the Sundance Kid.*****
I feel like an emcee klepto, cuz I'm takin' this foo,
and earnin' the name Betty Crocker the way I'm bakin' this foo.
You tried to slay me? Must be on X, cuz you aint up to my caliber.******
Never had the edge, now fall to my mighty Soul Calibur.
Sir = Knight*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabberwocky **
A name for the sack for those with injuries/infections disabling them from pissing like normal people. They have to piss in a plastic bag strapped to their inner thigh.***
Like the nicotine patch... only for trying to get over my punches.****
Cellulite is when the a** and/or thighs has lumps and hole looking spots. Fat deposits. (Britney Spears now has this)*****
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundance_Kid ******
Ecstacy and Excalibur reference.*******
who tried to sneak attack the Jabberwock filling nights with fright.
But he can't withstand this vicious bite from these jaws,
so I got this Sir ducking my catch to escape these claws.**
Enough games, it's bedtime. Didn't you hear the casket call you?
Challenging me is more ludicrous than a lame in basketball shoes.
A mismatch! Gonna need a piss-pack as you feel your life dispatch.***
Been victim of so many punches, you need a fist-patch!
You'll black out after this battle, so I'll sell you light...
only to KO you AGAIN with punches so ya face'll look like it got cellulite!****
I Brilliantly pierced ya heart in a joust, see what my lance did?
Evaporated your flow with fancy footwork, call me the Sundance Kid.*****
I feel like an emcee klepto, cuz I'm takin' this foo,
and earnin' the name Betty Crocker the way I'm bakin' this foo.
You tried to slay me? Must be on X, cuz you aint up to my caliber.******
Never had the edge, now fall to my mighty Soul Calibur.
Sir = Knight*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabberwocky **
A name for the sack for those with injuries/infections disabling them from pissing like normal people. They have to piss in a plastic bag strapped to their inner thigh.***
Like the nicotine patch... only for trying to get over my punches.****
Cellulite is when the a** and/or thighs has lumps and hole looking spots. Fat deposits. (Britney Spears now has this)*****
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundance_Kid ******
Ecstacy and Excalibur reference.*******
Sir Brilliance
lets see, next up we have a foo named Jaiden Stryker
to think i would be challenged by a cracked out Tony the Tiger
its only round one and im makin it the final bout
Gainin the V, is like trefoils sellin to girl scouts
ya got ya words rights and ya tryin to put em in riddles
but yo style is too colorful i think ill call you skittles
he musta lost his his prime cuz his obsurd lines aint workin
you betta at ya day job whistling while you twirkin
he hurtin, now he want hope that everone gone vote for him
its fake!, like his timbo's wit the trees with leaves on em
you betta smoke a blunt cuz thats the highest you gone get
Im Sir! and im the closest to royalty you gone get
he got this habbit, where he only think of dicks for tips
silly fagget, you know the difference from dicks and tits?
game ova, you bleedin and i think you might get pissed
for a stryker i just Striked you with the hand of Smittis
(heh dat was a good one. and i dont feel like explainin my lines so eh i guess ill take wat i get)
to think i would be challenged by a cracked out Tony the Tiger
its only round one and im makin it the final bout
Gainin the V, is like trefoils sellin to girl scouts
ya got ya words rights and ya tryin to put em in riddles
but yo style is too colorful i think ill call you skittles
he musta lost his his prime cuz his obsurd lines aint workin
you betta at ya day job whistling while you twirkin
he hurtin, now he want hope that everone gone vote for him
its fake!, like his timbo's wit the trees with leaves on em
you betta smoke a blunt cuz thats the highest you gone get
Im Sir! and im the closest to royalty you gone get
he got this habbit, where he only think of dicks for tips
silly fagget, you know the difference from dicks and tits?
game ova, you bleedin and i think you might get pissed
for a stryker i just Striked you with the hand of Smittis
(heh dat was a good one. and i dont feel like explainin my lines so eh i guess ill take wat i get)
