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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in the GB and was

standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a

dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet

again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the

hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in

an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices

and IVs in both arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply

eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is

nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.



I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by

now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.



Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been

sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.



I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

hard as he staggered out the door.



Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

as ammunition for you'r sling shot for when random people walk on you'r part of the side walk? *laughs*

i broke my friends paintball gun doing that and then we switched to the sling shot xp

well we ran out of paintballs from shooting them all at the paperboy the morning before so we used dog food and shot it at people walking down the street xd

that i am that i am *nods, whilst loading a sling shot and looking for small children to hit*

hey its not my fault that they chose to walk on my property xd

.....no.....-[-goes ninja spy and T.P's your computer for pointing that out-]-...it wasnt me...