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 Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:52 am
Post your favorate Smith movie quotes so others can worship the words this great man writes 3nodding
and if you don't this thread will slowly fall into the depths of nothingness....I would be sad
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:58 am
Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target s**** him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, f*** you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:55 pm
"say, would you like a chocolate covered pertzel"
"what the ******** is the internet?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:31 pm
Milleneya "say, would you like a chocolate covered pertzel" "what the ******** is the internet?" "The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to b***h about movies and share pornography with one another."
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:48 pm
rufus: you masterbate more than anybody on the planet
jay: every body knows that
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:30 pm
T.S. Quint:She calls you callow in here.
Brodie Bruce:You say that like it's bad.
T.S. Quint:Well, it means frightened and weak-willed.
Brodie Bruce:Really? s**t, that was the only part of the letter that I thought was complimentary.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:32 pm
Tricia Jones:When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Brodie Bruce:Be fair, alright, everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:12 pm
"How 'bout a little b***h my man aint your baby's daddy!"
I would post the stuff before it but I don't remember it and I'm too lazy to go get the movie and write it down as they say it >.<
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 pm
Coming from the Chasing Amy thread, I thought of another.
"*kisses* I love you, I always will. Know that. *slaps* But I'm not your ******** whore!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:05 am
Norofel Tricia Jones:When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Brodie Bruce:Be fair, alright, everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. My favorate quote from Mallrats....I believe I love you 3nodding
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:28 am
Dante: "My girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks!"
Random person: "In a row?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:08 pm
OOOoh. What's a trouser snake?
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:27 pm
"She's ****ing pissed, dude. She'll never **** us now. Well, maybe you, but definitely not me. Let me know how she is." - Jay
"NOBODY IS ****ING ME! YOU GOT THAT!" - Bethany
sweatdrop Sorry, I know it's kinda profane, but it's one of my favorite lines in Dogma.
That and "Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existance." - Serendipity, though I use, "I'm a muse stupid!" - Serendipity, a lot more.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:13 pm
My favorite part from Chasing Amy is at the begining during Hoopers little monologue. Here is a quote from it:
Hooper: Check this ****. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the **** up!
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:22 am
Antiarchist rufus: you masterbate more than anybody on the planet jay: every body knows that Rufus: When you do it, you're thinkin' about guys! Silent Bob: *shocked look at Jay* Jay: What?! Dude, not all the time!
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