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 Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:56 pm
We play this game in my other forum. (And I take no credit) Someone asks a question, and the next person gives a dumb answer.
q: Why is it cold in Winter?
a: Because Penguins control the weather.
q: Why do fish swim?
And so on.
Ok. To start: Why does my cat look mad?
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:41 pm
Because she/he is constipated.
Why do birds have feathers, mammals have hair and reptiles have scales?
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:50 am
Because they looked awesome that way.
Why are clouds white?
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:12 am
'Cause, when rain falls, the water takes away all of the color.
Why are teeth stuck to gums?
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:15 am
Gums are attracted to teeth and consider them as their first love <3 Aww.
Why do we need food to live?
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:24 pm
To stop our stomach from yelling at us.
What does water taste like?
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:23 pm
Pineapples.
Why di rubber-bands stretch?
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:15 pm
'cause if they don't their legs cramp up.
Why do pirate lovers and ninja lovers hate each other? ninja
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:08 pm
Because pirates are awesome and ninjas are not...so ninjas get jealous.
3nodding
How does a computer work?
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:26 pm
It gets a job
how do you make a match rocket?
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:20 pm
You put a box of matches in a rocking chair.
xDDD
Why are some human beings so darn perfect?
-coughmyvenezolanocough-
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:49 am
They may have been abducted by aliens, and the aliens added something to them =O
Why do we age?
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:42 am
Well, we used to do nothing but get younger and younger, but it got boring.
So some idiot inverted the process gonk
Why are humans on Earth and not on Mars or Uranus?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:02 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:28 pm
Because they have furr.
(Sorry, I know that's lame, but I'm pretty much half-asleep)
What melts faster, an ice-cream or a popsicle?
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