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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:02 am

This topic is just for a laugh...
If you read something funny or made a joke yourself, post it here!
The only thing I ask is to say where you got the joke or riddle or whatever.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:13 am

I got this one from the Kingdom of Knuffel:

"A life? SWEET! Where do you download one of those?"

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:45 am

I got this one in YahooAnswers:

Riddler

Dictionary Meanings?

"1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:18 am

I got this one in an e-mail.

Someone

You Must Read Out Loud!
1) That's not right...............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..............................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man.....................................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse....................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.....................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...................Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. I think you need a face lift....................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone......................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.........WaiYu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight..........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:37 am

I heard this at church... (yeah, I know)

Preacher

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

The husband has been missing ever since...

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:43 am

I got this from kathy

Kathy

Baking Cookies (with your cat)

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Looking at cat &wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs
for cover into bathroom.
17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled and knocked
over on top of bathroom counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
21. Can sense cat is angry.
22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Cleanup bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen ... Oh ... now what?
26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!

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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:30 pm

IIRC logs pearls:

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someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language

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#83627 +(3590)- [X]

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals

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Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener.
Sweety please say something.
Ok I'm back.

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4680 +(2983)- [X]

can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?

More to come xd

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:45 pm

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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:41 pm

rofl

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:15 pm

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can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...

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next person to talk after his line will be kicked smile.gif
*this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)

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does anyone here have a computer?

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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:36 pm

WAL-MART INTERVIEW
>
> A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask
them
> only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
>
> Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you
sir?", he asked the second man.
>
>
> "Hmmm...let me see. "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
know that it ever happened. A BLINK is
> the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's
a very popular clinch for speed." He then turned to the third man, who
was contemplating his
> reply.
>
> "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.
"Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of"
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he
said.
>
> Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed the same question.
>
>
> Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers,
it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
>
> "Oh sure", said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants."
>
> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
>
> You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart
from now on!....
>
> Have a good day!!

I just received this in an e-mail rofl

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:14 am

rofl xd

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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:50 am

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d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind

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lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
haha mendo
take a screen shot
wait
that made no sense

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omg i love this song
Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
blazemore: yeah, that's a bad a** song

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#197845 +(2571)- [X]

Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
Yeah I know.
Oh wait
You mean, like, a concert?
yes

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#98450 +(3014)- [X]

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

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I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
Problem solved.

I love IIRC logs xd

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:29 pm

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