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 Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:11 pm
This is a valid thread, I promise. x]
The title is what my thread is about. :]]
No, not Johnny or the salad, but more the entire thing.
Imagine if that title was said by an angry mother at a wedding, with her three-year old, decked out in an adorable suit, is prancing happily in the salad. Hilarious, right? x]
Well, what are some memories that you can think of?
Funny, embarassing, whatever. ;P
When you were young though, I don't want to hear anything recent. ;P
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:16 pm
"I don't want to hear anything recent."
Lawl.
& I'll try to think of some, but I don't know at the moment =/
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:17 pm
When I was little about 7 the older kids would ask me "Are you a virgin?" of course I didn't know what it was. So I said no, and they would tease me xD pretty embarrassing but funny at the same time.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:22 pm
lol...
when John Forren got on a table in second grade..
and pulled his pants down and pizzled on the floor.
eek
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:22 pm
I promise to post my stories when I'm back tomorrow. <33 redface They're embarrassing..to me anyway. .__.;;
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:35 pm
Teh Pure "I don't want to hear anything recent."
Lawl.
& I'll try to think of some, but I don't know at the moment =/ Lololol. It's more like me trying to be nice and not saying, "IDON'TCAREABOUTYOURLIFE.DDDD:"
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:49 pm
Red Toxic Teh Pure "I don't want to hear anything recent."
Lawl.
& I'll try to think of some, but I don't know at the moment =/ Lololol. It's more like me trying to be nice and not saying, "IDON'TCAREABOUTYOURLIFE.DDDD:"
I could tell.
That's why I thought it was funny.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:53 pm
Teh Pure Red Toxic Teh Pure "I don't want to hear anything recent."
Lawl.
& I'll try to think of some, but I don't know at the moment =/ Lololol. It's more like me trying to be nice and not saying, "IDON'TCAREABOUTYOURLIFE.DDDD:"
I could tell.
That's why I thought it was funny.
Lol. You know it. x3 I'm so cynical. ;P
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:50 pm
Greta Von Gash lol...
when John Forren got on a table in second grade..
and pulled his pants down and pizzled on the floor.
eek rofl at the term "pizzle"... ahahahahaaa.. I'm still laughing. Okay here is my story: When I was about four, I was playing in my room while my mom was getting my sister ready for her bath. She was 1 then. Anyway.. she was running around without a diaper on and much to my dismay she came into my room and took a grand dizzle on my carpet. In my head that dump was the size of a loaf of bread, and I screamed at my mother "MOMMY ERICA BAKED A LOAF ON MY FLOOR!!!!" Needless to say she doesn't crap on my floor anymore. smile
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:00 pm
i'm going to win that 1,000,000 prize
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:13 pm
orlando 1234 i'm going to win that 1,000,000 prize She lay down on the grass,
Looking up at the sky,
thinking, it’s all she can do.
If she disappeared she would not be missed.
She will be gone just like everyone else.
Getting up from the grass,
she walks on the sand,
looking outward towards the sea.
She walks into the water high up above her knees.
~~~♥~~~♥ Narc Lit ♥~~~♥~~~
Ahahahaha.. Read the rules.
My memory - I was pantsed in kindergarten or day care... But I was wearing a dress so I believe I was underpantsed... And it was by a boy.
~~~♥~~~♥ Narc Lit ♥~~~♥~~~
The waves softly hit her legs.
She looks at the sunset and its yellow-red hues
she walks into the sea, farther and farther,
opening her arms towards the wave.
The water is high up to her hips.
The wave comes towards her.
She looks at the wave with her arms stretched out;
the water starts to rage, the wave hits her body hard.
Then the water calms down. The water recedes,
then darkness falls, and all goes dark.
The sun goes down and the day is done.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:21 pm
Well, this memory was bout a month ago. Both me and my friend were embaressed, she more than I.
We were in her room playin video games on Nintendo 64 when out of nowhere she kinda silenty farts. I slowly chuckle, since it was the second time (first time I didn't do anythin). She said, "OMG. I'm so sorry gonk " Which caused me to start gigglin. Then, I started to crack up. "I am SO sorry! gonk " she kept on sayin. I was crackin up so much I was cryin. THEN her sister came down to us and looked..indifferently at her sister and she asked, "What's wrong wit Jamie? (my name)" I tried to cover my face but my face was drenched. I could barely breathe and was gaspin sayin "Nooothin xd "
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:16 pm
I used to watch Sailor Moon? xd
My friend was like thats a girl show!
And when Sailor Moon was done I watched Bananas in Pajamas.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:05 pm
oh boy...lets see...lol
i forget how old i was maybe 3 or 4? and you know those little plastic trycycle things kids have? well my dad was swinging me around on it and did it a little to hard and flung me into our cabinets.
i also remembering running from my mom when i was little and i called her a monster, much to my surprise after i turned around to call her a monster my face and the wall met hardcore style.
and my last one for now...lol my mom, dad, and i were in arbys one time eating obviously and at the same time my dad and i belched really loudly. well when everyone turned to look at us i followed my dads lead and pointed at my mom lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:13 pm
I cant remember any funny stories like that.
I do remember being hung upside down from a tree by my babysitter once because I kept trying to run away.
And I never liked wearing clothes. I once tried to take my dress off in preschool.
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