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Here you can post any ideas you have for how you will survive the horrible zombie apocalypse that we all know might happen one day.

Brace yourself for oblivion! For which there is no preparation!

....Actually... In this oblivion you do have time to prepare.

So discuss!

Go undercover as a zombie, learn their secrets, then when there caught off guard slowly take them out one by one.Then somewhere along the lines of that theres a chicken with a sombrero that dances.

I'd go to a certain mall, horde up some weapons, fight some psycotic humans like Killer Clowns with mini chainsaws, a drunkin red neck, a flaming geek etc, and I'd hide on the rooftop, and slowly make my way to a car, or something along those lines, and drive out of town, and I'd stop at a weapons development facility, and find a way to fire ASM missles from an automated weapons satalite, and wipe out the zombies from a control room in Northern Mexico, and getting pretty damn drunk and such while doing it. Just keep firing untill I have charred the earth, with a couple of survivers with me, of course, and we'd re-populate the earth xd

Anyways, as for me..

I have 2.

1. Pack up all the weapons in the house, firearms; which there are 4-5 of. Ammo, my large knives and 3 decorative swords that I have. Then put on at least 3 layers of clothing; starting with jeans, shirt, med. thick thermal, my jumpsuit, a ski mask and gloves. To protect myself from any bites and/or scratches.

Pack up my dad's Chevy Suburban and drive a few miles to the local Costco, where we hide out until help arrives...

Because I'm not stupid enough to put my a** in danger and rampage around trying to kill everything..

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2. This would be the same thing except I would just take a large amount of food back to my house which has a large perimeter steel gate. I would lock the gate, set up surveillances cameras that Costco sells and watch for anything.

Also I would kill any and all animals/pets I have in my house, they would do nothing but attract unwanted attention.

xd Good thing someone knows what I meant. But in all seriousness, I'd just take all the guns from my house, some clothes, food, and some household items if I need to make anything, which if you have read the Anarchist Cook book, you can make napalm out of household items, and I'd maybe take some radio's, sleeping bags, a small portable TV, and a radio, and load it all in the back of my Grandpa's Ranger (I live with my grandparents) and I'd drive off and round up some friends and survivors, and we'd all head to a Walmart or a small/medium sized gas station, like a Conoco, and barracade the doors, and hide out in there with the weapons, and we'd have even more food, and access to gas, for vehicles. We'd then hideout there and try to radio for help, and we'd monitor the TV and the AM/FM radio. And if all else fails, we will check to see if other countries are not infested, I'd ride off to maybe Canada or Mexico in a convoy if survivors. We'd report what happened, and lay low for a few months to make sure the goverment doesn't 'take care of us'.

Yea... I'm sure that plan would work perfectly.

Like hell you will.

There's no sense of imagination in my plans when the apocalypse comes...

Only survival with a hint of spite.

Thus, my hatred for imagination is further justified..