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 Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:44 am
 Welcome, ladies and gents, to the one and only, Imogen and Renee WEDDING!The good news: Two of Gaia's most hottest women are joining forces being wed in a theme of love and KINK.
You know you like it. ;DThe BAD news: Your wedding hotness will never scale to theirs! Bwahahaha!So kink it up and sit yo a** down! We got a wedding on our hands! heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:49 am
THE DADMOM: I M O G E N [Karin]
She's hot, she's smokin', she's got an e-panini, and a magnetic attraction for sammiches. She's an amazingly awesome woMAN. And if you're a pervert, I guess you could say a Geek in the Pink...if you know what I mean. <3
In her words: "CHEESECAEK! scream "
What? It WAS the instigator of the beebee's labor, after all. <3
THE MOMMY: KANARENEE [Sakura]
Pink is kink, and Renee is SO sexy, there's no word to even rhyme with it. She's the mother of the two beebees, Hidan and Hidanette, and strives to take care of them. <3
In Renee's words: "PIE! scream "
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:51 am
wahmbulance THE SEXTRACK! ...I mean....SOUNDTRACK! wahmbulance
It'll make you touch your Tra-La-La. D:
DOWNLOAD IT! scream heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:47 am
Two voices, one deep, and one more feminine, argue in the background. Something about "Who plays THIS is a church?" "They do, so shut up and put it in already!" The voices continue until a loud "SHANNAROOO!" is heard and a smack is heard immediately after.
Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura appear at the alter, the Imonee FST playing softly in the background. Sakura is holding a book, and Sasuke sports nothing but a red hand mark on his face.
Sakura: "Okay! Sasuke-kun, arne't you glad that there's another wedding?"
Sasuke: "N-"
Sakura: "*glares*"
Sasuke: "...Hn."
Sakura: "Well then, it's time for the wedding of Imogen and KanaRenee! May the servers take their places, the bridegroom make her way to the alter, and the attendees take their seats. heart Then, the flower girl and ring bearer, followed by the lovely bride."
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:55 am
Renee was walking around in the back room, breaking stuff with her fists when the nervousness built. Of course, she wasn't nervous about being married-- oh no, that wasn't it. It was more or less nervousness about if this was going to go down or not.
"I hope it works this time, we've rescheduled, what, five times already?" Renee sulked and kicked something nearby. "And the beebees hate me for it!"
All she could do now was hope Immeh didn't get cold feet, the Beebees forgave her, and seh didn't drive her matron of honor insane.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:58 am
Iia walked in, trying to pull her shorts down for the jillionth time, to fail once again. Not that Iia didn't enjoy the gay hooker outfit. Quite the contrary. But REALLY...these short were....very short.
She sighed, and then walked to the front, standing on Renee's side of the church with a smile. Hopefully everything would work out, the wedding had to be pushed back so much!
Eager and excited, Iia waited for the wedding to commence.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:01 am
Nazo paced up and down the hall in front of No-Name-kun with a stern look on her face. She turned to him and sighed.
"Okay, No-Name. The wedding is about to start. You know what that means?"
He yawned and rolled his eyes. "Yes."
"That's right. That means this is a Jashin wedding with weird rituals. That means no goofing off, no whistling, and NO telling the others to 'take their tops off.'"
And with that, she dragged him back in to the church and they took their places.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:06 am
Hidanette was still angry. She had kicked Hidan earlier (still wasn't sure if he was okay, nor did she really care), but she still was here at the wedding she didnt' care to be at. Nanny Dan Dan made her go.
Why, oh why, did she listen to her Nanny?
.... It was then taht she realized that this wedding meant seeing this "Sasuke" guy she'd heard so much about. And with that thought in mind, Hidanette snuck her way into the church by crawling under the pews.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:18 am
Finally the day had come, after having been rescheduled a good five times. Imogen paced about, but stopped once she heard Maroon 5's "Makes Me Wonder" start to play.
She hoped things would go as planned today and she and Renee would FINALLY GET HITCHED. scream heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:21 am
Renee was pacing now. There was a bit rivet in the floor. Her bridesmaids were missing! Where were they all?! All she had for moral support was Iia, and she wasn't even in the room with her.
Man, weddings sucked, Renee decided. Thank god she only had to do it once.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:21 am
With his leg still hurting (DAMN that @#$&#xin;g Hidanette and her temper), Hidan sulked in a seat. In the end both he and Hidanette had decided to attend the wedding, because Nanny Dan Dan said they would enjoy it. It was his first Jashin wedding, so he was a bit hopeful.
He just hoped they would get married this time. As long as Dadmom was not the one baking the caek, he would be okay. -____-
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:31 am
Kairi stood in one spot, teetering back and forth on her heels as she waited for the wedding to begin. She nearly fell a good number of times, and immediately blamed the shoes she was wearing.
This was the last time she was going to dress like this. EVER.
She walked to the beginning of the aisle, and then retreated behind the wall.
The beebees were out there.
She could go without seeing them, thank you very much.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:37 am
Imogen had seen Nazo and No-Name kun, so she was guaranteed one bridesmaid for the wedding. She still had not seen Kairi however. (Iia had told her Kairi was going to come dressed for the theme, and that had made everyone giddy <3).
Walking out of the back room, she spotted Kairi and called her over. The sight made her gape. That was the first time she had seen Kairi dressed in a bikini. She believed it must have taken quite a lot of persuasion on Iia's part though. In the corner of her other eye, she spotted Hidan seating and sulking in the backseat. She figured he and Hidanette just had a fight. Speaking of which, where was Hidanette...?
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:39 am
Hidanette wasn't paying attention to anything other than crawling underneath the pews. She was almost up to the alter now, and she could hear a male voice and a female voice she didn't recognize. She assumed the man must be Sasuke.
Sasuke, whom apparently mad her Dadmom and Mommie go weak in the knees, who was her uncle but not really, who was Uncle 'Tachi's brother.... geesh. Why didn't she ever meet him? What was he like?
Hidan was going to be so mad when he found out she got to meet him first <3
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:41 am
Hearing her name being called, Kairi glanced over her shoulder and saw imo. Glaring, she turned and approached the bridegroom. "Does this mean we can get started now?" she asked, trying not to sound very hopeful.
The sooner this wedding started, the sooner it could end, and the sooner it ended, the sooner she could change into something different.
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