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 Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:47 pm
[NPC] Announcer: The following contest is a #1 contender's match. The winner of this match will be the third man in the Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first...
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:06 am
*Godzilla-Blue Oyster Cult plays as Mavlik enters the arena. He smiles to the fans, although behind that smile is disgust. He had made a promise to win at SummerSplash and had failed. He couldn't fail again. Mavlik ran down the ramp and slid into the ring, quickly turning around looking toward the ramp awaiting his opponent.*
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:12 pm
Let the bodies hit the floor,
Let the bodies hit the floor,
Let the bodies hit the.....
FLOOR!
*Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena as The Talented One Cartwright makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.*
"...from the UK, weighing in at 200lbs, he is The Talented One......CARTWRIGHT!"
*Pyro begins to explode behind Cartwright as he raises his arms, with his hands open, taunting the crowd on the ramp!*
One - Nothing wrong with me,
Two - Nothing wrong with me,
Three - Nothing wrong with me,
Four - Nothing wrong with me.
One - Something's got to give,
Two - Something's got to give,
Three - Something's got to give,
NOOOOOOOW!
*Cartwright slides under the bottom rope, climbs the turnbuckle next to him and raises his arms as the crowd continues to boo.*
((Not again! rofl ))
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:52 pm
((Mavlik vs. Cartwright II. Who will win this epic rematch of the match that has yet to finish!? xd rofl ))
*Mavlik looks around uneasily at the crowd, when suddenly the bell rings. Snapped back into reality, Mavlik looks at Cartwright and started to circle him.*
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:01 pm
((It's like Hogan vs Warrior two in WCW! Let's botch everything in tribute to that mat classic! xd ))
Cartwright stood in the middle of the ring as Mavlik circled! He doesn't move a muscle, perhaps showing that he isn't worried at all!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:03 am
((Deal! xp rofl ))
*Mavlik suddenly lurches forward, as if going for a closethline. However, he misses Cartwright and gets stuck in the ropes.* gonk
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:11 pm
((This'll be fun! whee ))
With Mavlik tied up, Cartwright attempts beat him senseless with Hogan punches and Flair chops!
((The ULTIMATE touch of death! Flair and Hogan moves!))
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:21 pm
((Oh yeah, I bet it will be.))
*Mavlik starts to yell frantically as the attacks connect. Finally, he lets out a big roar to try and get Cartwright off, as if to scare him. If the roar works, Mavlik will get up and start to talk s**t.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:40 pm
((Animal noises always improves a match! blaugh ))
Cartwright was so startled he tripped over HIMSELF! He's never seen such intensity from Mavlik....or anyone, like that before! He sat on the mat with his eyes widened! eek
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:02 pm
((Animal noises and mental retardation. xd ))
*Mavlik started to rant on about mindless and not very well thought out insults and threats.* "b***h, I'm gonna woop yo a** so bad, you gonna wish you didn't have an a**! And yo momma so fat, yo mamma wishes she was on Jenny Craig!" *HE then starts to growl like a dog and make cat noises while jumping around the ring.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:48 am
((Mental retardation in Mavlik? Check!))
Cartwright responds with, "You better not take a plane ride home Mav....because you will take a nose-dive to.....PARTS.....UNKNOOOOOOWN!"
Cartwright then did his best Warrior snarl as Mavlik hopped around the ring!
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:24 pm
((I accidentally took the entire bottle of painkillers. That stuff will mess you up! xp ))
*Mavlik was in mid jump as Cartwright snarled, and it sent Mavlik flopping onto his back. He started to throw a bit of a tantrum like seizure on the mat, but then hopped back up and tried to taunt in Cartwright's face goofily, messing up Hogan taunts and yelling nonsensical "Woo!"s.*
Marts edit: And the winner goes to the Main Event.. rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:37 pm
((I wouldn't want me or you representing NWF in the main event if I was Marts after this performance! rofl ))
After one of Mavlik's Wooos sends a fountain of spit into Cartwright face, he begins to Hulk-up, gains invincibilty and super strength and attempts to do one of Warriors botched Press Slams after trying to pick Mav up like a doll!
Marts edit: Word to that
At least I know you're not n00bs like that usually...well, I think...
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:52 pm
((You're kidding... the Main Event of NWF will be a person that doesn't knw comedy from a match so he mixes the two...BRILLIANT! xd ))
*Mavlik gets a surprised look on his face, as if he hadn't known that this would happen, even though it was coming. The Press slam hit, with various grunts and Flair Woo like "Wah!"s. He finally gets up, and when he does Mavlik starts to try for some backwards looking Rhode's punches while yelling unintelligible Warrior sayings.*
Marts edit: This will be the match of the year rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:40 pm
((Damn right it will be Marts!))
With each Rhodes punch that smashes Cartwright across the face, Warrior-esque grunts can be heard instead of a plain 'owch'!
Cartwright attempts some reverse psychology, and begins to punch HIMSELF in the face....to more grunts! blaugh
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