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 Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:35 am
This is a game of sorts. A game about wishes gone wrong. Here is how you play:
First Poster:
I wish I had a million dollars!
Second Poster:
Granted but the million dollars is stolen and you're arrested for money laundering.
I wish I had a duck.
Third Poster:
Granted but it's delivered from a Chinese food restaurant.
I wish I had some toast.
You simply respond to the poster above you's wish with a twist and make a wish of your own!
I'll go first:
I wish I had some toast!
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:51 am
::Sadistic Wish Granting::
You got your wished toast, but as you bit into the "toast" what poured out from a thin layer of the bread put you in awe as you vomited out the last bite. What you discovered was the human organs you weren't observant enough to see that were a partial factor in making this wished toast.
Later on in the night you heard a knock at your door and once you'd got up the person had already let him/herself in. Moments later all you seen was a flash of a human structure as the last thing you would ever see, the last thing you smelled... toast.
I don't wish.
;D
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:57 am
That rather spoiled the game, as it can't go on without another wish. *ponders for a moment* You are punished with a month of bitterness and drudgery, for without the enchantment of the wish, only gloom awaits! wink
I wish for an Early European Castle.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:08 am
::Sadistic Wish Granting::
Your wish for the castle was granted and whether or not you wanted to live in it.. it lived in you. The ghosts of the castle cursed themselves upon you, following you where ever you went whilst whispering little things into you ear, little horrid things you'd never dreamed of being told. Every time you turned around you saw someone's death, a hanging, a torture, a murder.. each death gruesome and strung out, as if it had lasted for days. This went on until the day you inflicted each first act you saw in the deaths until they finally killed you.
In spite of my granted unwish...
I merely wish for gloomy days.
;D
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:30 pm
Sadistic Implosion
::Sadistic Wish Granting::
Your wish for the castle was granted and whether or not you wanted to live in it.. it lived in you. The ghosts of the castle cursed themselves upon you, following you where ever you went whilst whispering little things into you ear, little horrid things you'd never dreamed of being told. Every time you turned around you saw someone's death, a hanging, a torture, a murder.. each death gruesome and strung out, as if it had lasted for days. This went on until the day you inflicted each first act you saw in the deaths until they finally killed you.
In spite of my granted unwish...
I merely wish for gloomy days.
;D
Granted. However, to even things out on a cosmic scale all gloomy days must be counter acted with singing telegrams from a man dressed as cupid for 9 months and only on nights you have dates over.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:42 pm
ha ha nice
i wish for the demonic powers
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:33 pm
articwolfblade18 ha ha nice i wish for the demonic powers Granted but they are the demonic powers of always being the one to fart in an elevator, trapping you with the hell smell as well. I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:42 pm
Wish was granted, but a dog came out of no where, started chasing you, and got the shiney dollar. It ate it. xD
I wish I had pie. :3
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:25 am
Wish was granted, but a drunk clown came and took you pie. o_0
I wish my parents would learn proper english. ._.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:22 am
Granted, but because of their sudden and vast comprehension of the English Language your parent's begin speak only in the most sophisticated manner. Soon even the simplest of questions (such as 'where are my socks?') turn into hour-long lectures, of which every fourth word is one that you are unfamiliar with. Your brain explodes from the over load, and you die.
I wish I were the greatest bassoonist in the world.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:33 am
Granted but then the world's second greatest bassoonist would get jealous and assassinate you for your title.
I wish I had my own house
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:53 am
hehehe_Marshmallow Granted but then the world's second greatest bassoonist would get jealous and assassinate you for your title. I wish I had my own house Granted but it would promptly flood from faulty plumbing the day after you move your prized possessions into it and the day before you purchase flood insurance. I wish I had a kitten.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:12 am
Granted but it turns out to be a lion's baby and the mum eats you. x.x
I wish I had... Cheese! =D
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:49 am
Granted, but you got stinky cheese that has...MAGGOTS!!!!
I wish I owned a condo!
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:36 am
Granted! But dynamite has been planted in it and the condo explodes as soon as you set foot inside. x.x
I wish I had... a horse!
Ewww... Mouldy, stinky, maggoty cheese!!!
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