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Haha I couldnt resist. I had written something and I must put it up here. It about Dethklok. If you dont knwo who they are check wikipedia. You thought I was gonna put a link up here didnt you? No, because that wouldn't be brutal!

(Setting: Dethklok are sitting quietly in their Mordhaus studio, Skwisgaar is quietly playing guitar in his sleep, Muderface is continually stabbing the table with a knife, Nathan is looking at a dirty magazine, and pickles is downing Tequila...alone)

Muderface: God damn you stupid table, ya stupid dumb red oak.

Nathan: *Drops magazine on his lap* Actually Muderface thats made of baby orphan seal phesis.

Muderface: Whoa, brutal *Continues stabbing* Stupid seal droppings. Say, have you guys seen Toki lately?

Pickles: Ahh hes probably out with that douchebag clown or something-*drunken mumbling*

Nathan: I hate that stupid clown, its always poking around here...blowin ballons...and doing clownish stuf-

Toki runs in the room panting. Skiwsgaar wakes up and accidentally hits his head on the guitar breaking it in half.

Skwisgaar:Tokis you stupids d***o face! Look what yous did to my axe!

Toki: Pickles! Your brother is here! Hes got his own bands too! And you is the d***o face!

Skisgaar: NO I'S NOT!

Pickles: Aw ********, what the hell does that douchebag want now? He probably wants to get bailed outta jail again.

Toki: No, hes got his own bands with him!

Nathan: I say we kill him!

Pickles: No no...tried that. I think were gonna have to see what this bands got. It stime for a battle of the bands, excpet with good music.
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*Military like music comes on*

(The setting is a dark green room where a table of global leaders is sitting.
Mr. Selatcio is absent)

General Crozier: We have a good sign ahead of us, it seems that Dethklok will behaving a battle of the bands.

Cardinal (Now sporting Chameleon like eyes similar to that of d**k Knubbler): How is this a good thing?

General Crozier: Its only against one band, Pickles brother's band.

Cardinal: I still dont see how this is-

General Crozier: This could put Dethklok out of buisness! Especially if we sabotage their show. I have invited the manager of the stadium this will take place in. Please show your respect to Ben Layd.

(A chubby man with thinning gray hair steps in)

Ben: Sup yall! I can snort crack through my a**!

(Room goes quiet)

Cardinal: How do you snort crack through your a**s?

General Crozier: How do you snort crack in the first place?

Ben: Forget about it. So you guys are thinking about destroying Dethklok, I can do that for you. All we gotta do is take out Toki Wartooth. Like Jeffrey Dahmer said "A house divided against itself cannot stand".

General Crozier: I think that was Abra-

Ben: Dont correct me man!
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(Setting: Back in Mordhaus, Dethklok and Seths band are sitting on the couches looking at eachother. Both bands look somewhat similar. Minor differences in hair color set them apart)

Pickles: So uh...bro, whats your bands name?

Skwisgaar: Pfft, probably the flying ********: Haha Skwisgaars, thats funny! I bet their album has got a bunches of wienies on its!

Skwisgaar: Haha yeah, like that ones album in Vienna for sausage fest-

Seth: If you would like to know, our band is um...uh...*thinks for a second and then looks at a Dethklok poster) its uh...Clock of Death!

Nathan: You just totally ripped of our name man!

Seth: What are you talking about its totally original!

Murderface: *mumbling*

Nathan: Whoa ya okay Murderface?

Muderface: *Throws up a two headed platypus*

Seth: Insane...

Nathan: Insane? INSANE?! Its brutal you virgin condom!

(Bleh, Ill write more later)

LOL, I miss Dethklok too. I haven't seen an episode of it since I was in LV xD

MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE!