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 Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:50 pm
This is the lighter side of life! Post those hard hitting jokes and see yourself rolling on the floor laughing. JOKE ONLY! 
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:54 pm
***Lola kausap ang bulol na apo***
Lola: apo.. pakisabi mu nga sa lolo mu na hilutin ung likod ku..
***pumunta s lolo***
Apo: (bulol) yoyo, sbi n yoya... kng pde mu daw iyutin ung likod ni yoya.
Lolo: apo, sabihin mu ndi pde. wla aq s mood.
***bumalik s lola***
Apo: yoya.. ayw pu ni yoyo.. wla daw pu xa ta mood...
rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:12 pm
Sorry..
but my friend forced me too.. >__<
Meron tong girl lumalakad going to MoA.
Pag after sumakay sa jeepney, may nagholdup niya.
Tapos nagshout siya nang "Rape!"..
Sinabi nang hold up-er "Hold up ito hindi rape!"
Sinabi nang girl, "Bakit? Hindi pwede magsuggest?"
>__<
Meron pa isa.
There were 3 boys named Shut up!, Manners, and Trouble.
They were playing Pulis dungab (Police stab? >.<)
Trouble was the hago (it).
Shut up! when hiding and found a police.
The police asked, "What's your name?"
Shut up! said "Shut up!"
The police replied, "Where are your manners?!"
Shut up! said, "Manners is hiding."
Police replied, "Are you looking for trouble?!"
Shut up! said "No, Trouble is looking for me."
>_< Harhar.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:28 pm
pwe de kumuha sa pinoyjokes.net?
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:34 pm
Kantahin mo lng
kantahin mo sa tono ng DI KO KAYANG TANGGAPIN
di ko kayang takbuhin
mula luzon hanggang visayas
di ko kayang magbenta ng balot
pag wlng penoy
chitsarong baboy
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:21 am
FRENCH LESSON
French lesson naman
ashes - a vou
ballon - lo vou
car - re vou
cough - u vou
drug - sha vou
goodbye - ba vou
hazy - mala vou
naked - hu vou
pipe - tu vou
cute - a cou (joke lang po ...hehehe)
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:08 pm
found it from the interweb;
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, send me a brother....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without
Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, What is the difference between
confident and confidential?
Dad says, Youʼre my son, I'm confident about
that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!
5. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:16 am
dalwang bungi nag-aasaran..
BUNGI 1: tol, para kang exams
BUNGI 2: bakit naman pre?
BUNGI 1: 1 seat apart! hahah
BUNGI 2: hahah! ikaw din tol parang exams!
BUNGI 1: bakit nman?
BUNGI 2: Fill in the blanks! hahah
korni..! hahah
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:43 am
1 day BF told GF a gold ring as a gift...
BF: i bought this ring because of a 4 letter word
GF: was it LOVE?
BF: hindi ah.! SALE..
GF: hmp. kuripot
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:15 pm
Eto pamatay na joke. Promise sobrang tawang tawa ko dito. rofl
Ang alamat ng santol...
Guy 1: Pare tignan mo yung puno oh (sabay turo sa puno)
Guy 2 : San tol?
*I know corny sa iba. Lol!
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:41 am
^ d na ko natawa
kc nung sa goin' bulilit pnalabas na un..pro nung npanuod ko un ta wa ko ng tawa! ahahh
@t:
next tym nalan ku mag post.. ;]
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:12 pm
Yo mama jokes:
Two for fat two for stupid
Fat:
Yo mama's so fat people ran around her for excercise.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it said "1 at a time pls"
Stupid:
Yo mama's so stupid on the application it said not to write below the yellow line she put ok.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:07 am
wahmbulance My friend sent me this joke wahmbulance
John_22_igop: Anung gulay ang maputi.
Mutant28: Ano?
John_22_igop: Eh di, Putito. Eh anu naman ang mas maputi sa Putito?
Mutant28: Ah ewan!
John_22_igop: Eh di, Mash Putito ! Anu naman ang lider ng mga Putito?
Mutant28: *sigh* Anu?
John_22_igop: Putito Chief !
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:00 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:12 pm
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.
“You know,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a wee bar called McManus’. The landlord there really knows how to look after the regulars. After you’ve bought 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.”
“Reminds me of my old local, the Black Horse,” said the Englishman, “the guvnor there always gave me my third drink free.”
“That’s nothing,” said the Irishman. “Back home in Dublin there’s O’Malley’s Bar. As soon as you get through the door they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you’ve had plenty of drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.”
“Fantastic,” said the Englishman, “and this actually happen to you?”
“Not me, personally, no,” said the Irishman “but it did happen to my sister!”
gonk
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